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retail wine consultant. here to talk wine🍷, hockey 🏒, and survivor 🏝️
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I too cannot imagine raising a child without ChatGPT but that’s because Hannibal Lector is currently dining on parts of my brain uhhh oh i thhhhhink hes startng in n teh fine mortor skilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Hildeby is up to a .936 Sv% on the season.

He has only allowed 3 goals during regular play on 110 shots for a .973 Sv% across his last 5 gp going back to Nov 22nd.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Your daily reminder that the most effective transit priority strategy at intersection is... not having an intersection at all.
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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sam altman should be buried in a hole so only his head is showing and then every person on earth should get a turn at kicking him in the face
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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In other news, Halton Police Service holiday party this year will have an open bar
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Can't think of a single perverse incentive here. Sounds great! Should definitely be partnering with news organizations!
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Rob, Stephen, and Taran all releasing books in the span of like six months has been devastating to my slow-reading ass.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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If they answer religiously, grade them religiously. "For this assignment you have gained three benedictions. This puts you on target to be in a state of grace before the end of term".
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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if you ask students to list the causes of the Irish famine and they just say “the Irish are demonic” can you really not fail that kid?
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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One thing Gwen understands more than most about the Texas and Oklahoma crack down on trans people existing in the university is that this is part of a broader movement by TPUSA and astroturf right wing groups to push society to make having a job while being openly trans impossible again.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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"a man calling himself 'beast' is bribing men and women to participate in unholy games" you would tell that to any arbitrary person in europe for centuries and they would not need any further convincing to say it was the doing of the Adversary
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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And the Lord sayeth, learn to write at a college level.
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
One of the worst pieces of college-level writing ever. This is something you would read in a grade 8 class.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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A constellation of bad faith actors who have no solutions just malevolent ambition
Uh oh, Ontario transportation minister Prabmeet Sarkaria liked this IntegrityTO video blaming bus lanes for car congestion…
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM