Scipio Africanus the Elder God
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And you'll be having an experience in the bathroom, beyond the bathroom experience - and I won't mention what's going to happen in the bathroom, but you'll have to find out.
She/Her
She/Her
Pinned
FYI: if you follow me and I don't see a clear way our interests align and you also follow more than 1k people, I'm just going to block you. On sm I prioritize authenticity and don't hold with follow-farming. I don't want a lot of followers, I want to be myself.
I have said it before and I will say it again: Nicki get your fucking shit together.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I have said it before and I will say it again: Nicki get your fucking shit together.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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Gay NHL players likely don’t *want* being gay to become the most important and defining thing about them. They want to play hockey without being harassed and without having slurs spat at them but they also don’t want to be alienated from their teammates by being singled out by press & fans.
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Gay NHL players likely don’t *want* being gay to become the most important and defining thing about them. They want to play hockey without being harassed and without having slurs spat at them but they also don’t want to be alienated from their teammates by being singled out by press & fans.
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Again, I truly *loved* this week’s episode of Heated Rivalry, but IT IS A WISH FULFILLMENT ROMANCE. The success of a gay hockey romance TV show, largely watched by people who are neither hockey players nor hockey fans, is not “proof that the world is ready and all we would do is love you”
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Again, I truly *loved* this week’s episode of Heated Rivalry, but IT IS A WISH FULFILLMENT ROMANCE. The success of a gay hockey romance TV show, largely watched by people who are neither hockey players nor hockey fans, is not “proof that the world is ready and all we would do is love you”
Fuck when all this is over we're going to have to work our asses off to reclaim public health. JFC.
Public health saves lives.
Public health saves lives.
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Fuck when all this is over we're going to have to work our asses off to reclaim public health. JFC.
Public health saves lives.
Public health saves lives.
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
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my favorite thing about Rob Reiner is that my mom has always said "he's a good Jewish boy" cause he gave his mom the one-line cameo and top tier film quote "I'll have what she's having"
Happy Hanukah
Happy Hanukah
I did not expect to feel this emotionally connected to rob reiner
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
my favorite thing about Rob Reiner is that my mom has always said "he's a good Jewish boy" cause he gave his mom the one-line cameo and top tier film quote "I'll have what she's having"
Happy Hanukah
Happy Hanukah
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2025 has just been a year of incalculable loss, culturally speaking. It does not feel fair to have this year bookended by the preventable deaths of David Lynch and Rob Reiner and various other deeply unfair and evil shit happening to the medium of film on top of that
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
2025 has just been a year of incalculable loss, culturally speaking. It does not feel fair to have this year bookended by the preventable deaths of David Lynch and Rob Reiner and various other deeply unfair and evil shit happening to the medium of film on top of that
Public health, my friends, we gotta talk about how we talk about c-sections.
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Public health, my friends, we gotta talk about how we talk about c-sections.
The Mist (2007). The ending makes me too sad tbh.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Mist (2007). The ending makes me too sad tbh.
For everyone wondering...
Good public health work decreases stigma and increases access. Bad public health work increases stigma and decreases access. Use this as your guide when forming opinions on the MAHA efforts rn.
Good public health work decreases stigma and increases access. Bad public health work increases stigma and decreases access. Use this as your guide when forming opinions on the MAHA efforts rn.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
For everyone wondering...
Good public health work decreases stigma and increases access. Bad public health work increases stigma and decreases access. Use this as your guide when forming opinions on the MAHA efforts rn.
Good public health work decreases stigma and increases access. Bad public health work increases stigma and decreases access. Use this as your guide when forming opinions on the MAHA efforts rn.
This is correct.
Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is correct.
This whole discourse reminds me of that part of The Good Place where Eleanore says "So you're saying you've never had sex with someone to get them to quit talking to you? We're two different people."
The Gurus really don't have insight into women's decision-making when it comes to sex.
The Gurus really don't have insight into women's decision-making when it comes to sex.
I can't imagine noticing the kind of bullshit these gurus give advice about — Have a firm handshake, pay the bill, make prolonged eye contact, etc. Even in gay world where things are much more looks- and sex-oriented I'm not going to have sex with you unless I like being around you!
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This whole discourse reminds me of that part of The Good Place where Eleanore says "So you're saying you've never had sex with someone to get them to quit talking to you? We're two different people."
The Gurus really don't have insight into women's decision-making when it comes to sex.
The Gurus really don't have insight into women's decision-making when it comes to sex.
If there's no incest, is it really gothic?
There's a new cafe that opened nearby and they're advertising themselves on TikTok as a "gothic cafe" but from what I can see what they mean is a "goth cafe." Now I'm worried that there are people with the money start a new cafe in this economy who don't know the difference between gothic and goth.
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If there's no incest, is it really gothic?
I should be allowed to pet every dog at the dog show. It is my right as a human being.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I should be allowed to pet every dog at the dog show. It is my right as a human being.
So y'all.
Vaccines do not cause autism. I will be taking no further questions at this time.
Vaccines do not cause autism. I will be taking no further questions at this time.
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
So y'all.
Vaccines do not cause autism. I will be taking no further questions at this time.
Vaccines do not cause autism. I will be taking no further questions at this time.
Never forget that one of the people raging about how it was ableist and cultural appropriation to bring the chili was a landlord who was also looking for ways to hint at their tenants that they're polyamourous so their tenants would know they're cool. Or something.
I can't actually remember: why did people get mad about this very nice gesture that was well received by the neighbors?
Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Never forget that one of the people raging about how it was ableist and cultural appropriation to bring the chili was a landlord who was also looking for ways to hint at their tenants that they're polyamourous so their tenants would know they're cool. Or something.
I feel like I own Gillian Flynn a personal apology for how I reacted to certain scenes in Sharp Objects.
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I feel like I own Gillian Flynn a personal apology for how I reacted to certain scenes in Sharp Objects.
We've memory holed Occupy and the Iraq war protests in a big way. I've seen several people who legit should know better talk about how millennials never protested and they were happy to reinforce the system and I am just like... What?
It's still wild to me how much we've memory holed Occupy Wallstreet.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We've memory holed Occupy and the Iraq war protests in a big way. I've seen several people who legit should know better talk about how millennials never protested and they were happy to reinforce the system and I am just like... What?
My political hot take: Bruce Harrell would have won if he hadn't made that joke about bringing back the Supersonics. You cannot make jokes about the Sonics in this city. Even almost 20 years later, everyone still takes it very personally. You just can't and then be re-elected mayor.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My political hot take: Bruce Harrell would have won if he hadn't made that joke about bringing back the Supersonics. You cannot make jokes about the Sonics in this city. Even almost 20 years later, everyone still takes it very personally. You just can't and then be re-elected mayor.
He'd like some dry, white toast. Please.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
He'd like some dry, white toast. Please.
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I mean... I would have tbh.
A multi-day freakout about Mamdani's chances apparently happened because Millennials were waiting to vote until they could get the special Halloween-themed "I voted" stickers
A detailed analysis of who voted early, and where, from @haidee.bsky.social. www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/02/e...
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I mean... I would have tbh.
This is so stressful. Has anyone else noticed?
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is so stressful. Has anyone else noticed?
Everything else wrong with it aside (and I will acknowledge that's a lot of racism to put aside) why the fuck is anyone, much less the fucking White House, making MySpace jokes in the year of our Lord 2025?
It's possibly the lamest thing I have ever seen.
It's possibly the lamest thing I have ever seen.
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Everything else wrong with it aside (and I will acknowledge that's a lot of racism to put aside) why the fuck is anyone, much less the fucking White House, making MySpace jokes in the year of our Lord 2025?
It's possibly the lamest thing I have ever seen.
It's possibly the lamest thing I have ever seen.
If I catch any of you millennials out there saying this shit about Gen Z, we're going to fucking fight. No! We lived through this! We fucking know better! We are breaking the cycle right the fuck now.
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
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October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If I catch any of you millennials out there saying this shit about Gen Z, we're going to fucking fight. No! We lived through this! We fucking know better! We are breaking the cycle right the fuck now.