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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
wait what the fuck theres another olympics in like 2 months

just getting ahead of this for when they roll him out as a commentator & american sports hero-- Shaun White is a garbage human
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
does anybody have a dozen aa batteries? I wanna play my gamegear for 45min
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
snow angel td celebration, so good
we got a genuine snow game with wisconsin/minnesota, I fucking love watching football in the snow
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we got a genuine snow game with wisconsin/minnesota, I fucking love watching football in the snow
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
we failed as a society when we allowed chris pratt to be anything more than andy dwyer
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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✨alright big day of giving a few thousand dollars of stuff away yesterday. thank you all again, so much for getting in on the fun. we couldn’t be more proud of you.

it’s unfortunately time for us to try and pay our own bills now.

so, hey, buy some stuff? it’s really cool stuff. ✨
good morning, beautiful people!

it's ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ once again

buy some stuff if you want. help us pay bills if you can. tell a friend if you're willing.

either way, have a good weekend.

late stage capitalism is a disease. voluntary profit is the cure.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
me: "washington is actually holding their own against oregon"

*30 seconds later*

oregon intercepts a touchdown pass
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Happy King of the Hill screen labeled Adult Content day to those who celebrate
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
from my own socal backyard edition:

coyote
fox
deer
mountain lion
rattlesnake
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
any movie about a Good Cop is a fantasy film
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"whats the wifi password"
"spaff on me minge"
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
did @dillo.media write this?
Frozen pizza is special in its own right. But not every pizza is worth the freezer space. Wirecutter testers tasted 26 widely available frozen cheese and pepperoni pizzas. Here are their favorites: nyti.ms/483c6So
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
hell yeah
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
when the ai bubble bursts I think we should convert the data centers to indoor weed farms, they're already rigged for tons of lights and water
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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has nobody tried debating the demogorgon in the marketplace of ideas?
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
literally and figuratively putting the "pot" in "potato"
I support the war on drugs but only when it’s against this one specific person.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
oh no... was talking about The Walk with family, had to explain the term "hotbox" and now the 2yo wont stop saying "hotbox"
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Pepsi Prebiotic Cola??

what are we doing
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
has nobody tried debating the demogorgon in the marketplace of ideas?
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
give Randy Quaid a prestige television show you cowards
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
oooooooh I understand the appeal of eggnog now, you put booze in it
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Have you seen this
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
my dad has been playing both interviewer and guest of his own personal episode of Inside The Actors studio about his community theater show for over 20 min pls send help
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
has anyone ever seen someone actually unbutton their pants to eat more I feel like it is explicitly a cartoon or sitcom gag
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM