Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
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why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes
It's still wild to me how much we've memory holed Occupy Wallstreet.
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
just discovered a new life health hack, if you leave a ripe peach on your kitchen counter it will absorb airborne toxins
dont believe me? leave a ripe peach on your counter for a few weeks and I guarantee it will start attracting toxins
dont believe me? leave a ripe peach on your counter for a few weeks and I guarantee it will start attracting toxins
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
just discovered a new life health hack, if you leave a ripe peach on your kitchen counter it will absorb airborne toxins
dont believe me? leave a ripe peach on your counter for a few weeks and I guarantee it will start attracting toxins
dont believe me? leave a ripe peach on your counter for a few weeks and I guarantee it will start attracting toxins
this is not a diss on people who do cocaine (cool people) this is a diss on people who evangelize ai (not cool people)
"We have this technology that is smarter than god, you dont get it, this ai stuff is beyond anything any human mind is even able of comprehending"
"for sure, man, you gonna blow that line or can you hand me the straw?"
"for sure, man, you gonna blow that line or can you hand me the straw?"
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
this is not a diss on people who do cocaine (cool people) this is a diss on people who evangelize ai (not cool people)
it actually makes a lot of sense that americas hitler is a fucking dunce
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
it actually makes a lot of sense that americas hitler is a fucking dunce
I cant believe michael shannon is so good hes got me interested in watching a miniseries about james fucking garfield
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I cant believe michael shannon is so good hes got me interested in watching a miniseries about james fucking garfield
the duality of man: Michael Gondry directed both Eternal Sunshine and The Green Hornet
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
the duality of man: Michael Gondry directed both Eternal Sunshine and The Green Hornet
its not my actual favorite but every time I see this quoted I can't stop thinking about...
Joe Lo Truglio as creepy guy in Superbad, after hitting Jonah Hill with his car, is giving him/Michael Cera a ride, after a long awkward silence looks at them in the rearview and says
"You guys on myspace?"
Joe Lo Truglio as creepy guy in Superbad, after hitting Jonah Hill with his car, is giving him/Michael Cera a ride, after a long awkward silence looks at them in the rearview and says
"You guys on myspace?"
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
its not my actual favorite but every time I see this quoted I can't stop thinking about...
Joe Lo Truglio as creepy guy in Superbad, after hitting Jonah Hill with his car, is giving him/Michael Cera a ride, after a long awkward silence looks at them in the rearview and says
"You guys on myspace?"
Joe Lo Truglio as creepy guy in Superbad, after hitting Jonah Hill with his car, is giving him/Michael Cera a ride, after a long awkward silence looks at them in the rearview and says
"You guys on myspace?"
Schrödinger's Existing Under Capitalism
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Schrödinger's Existing Under Capitalism
The Wire, Season 5 Episode 8
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Wire, Season 5 Episode 8
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A Spartacus moment where every Republican rises and goes "I'm a pedophile" "I'm a pedophile" and then a very old Republican stands up and is like "I'm a pedophile"
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
A Spartacus moment where every Republican rises and goes "I'm a pedophile" "I'm a pedophile" and then a very old Republican stands up and is like "I'm a pedophile"
you guys see it too, right?
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
you guys see it too, right?
my nephew has become obsessed with baby shark, please send help
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
my nephew has become obsessed with baby shark, please send help
no no no its not a bribe, friends always give each other gold bricks
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
no no no its not a bribe, friends always give each other gold bricks
the real monster was the friends we made along the way
It is very funny that many op-eds were written about this considering Frankenstein was always the true monster of the story but even funnier that in the movie like 5 people directly look at Dr Frankenstein and say “you da monster” and oped writers were like “funny thing I noticed in this film…”
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
the real monster was the friends we made along the way
noticed for the first time that when mcnulty in season 5 first goes off the rails hes chugging from a hip flask bottle of jameson, but halfway through the season hes chugging from a fifth of jameson...
thats what people in the biz call visual storytelling
thats what people in the biz call visual storytelling
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
noticed for the first time that when mcnulty in season 5 first goes off the rails hes chugging from a hip flask bottle of jameson, but halfway through the season hes chugging from a fifth of jameson...
thats what people in the biz call visual storytelling
thats what people in the biz call visual storytelling
I feel like every suburb has that one residential street where everyone goes waaayy over the top with christmas lights, like viewable from space shit
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I feel like every suburb has that one residential street where everyone goes waaayy over the top with christmas lights, like viewable from space shit
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This was mostly me starting shit but genuinely also one of my more annoying opinions is that this movie is offensive and a mockery of the lessons of the Holocaust and I found it whatever the opposite of cathartic is
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This was mostly me starting shit but genuinely also one of my more annoying opinions is that this movie is offensive and a mockery of the lessons of the Holocaust and I found it whatever the opposite of cathartic is
how many pedos would a wood chipper chip if a wood chip could chip pedos
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
how many pedos would a wood chipper chip if a wood chip could chip pedos
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My annual warning
DO NOT call up the homeless shelter on thanksgiving or Xmas to see if you can pass a few plates and show your kids the “reason for the season”
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
The homeless shelter is not a petting zoo of human tragedy! The homeless shelter is not a drive thru nativity scene for you to enjoy!
December 9, 2024 at 11:40 PM
My annual warning
do you think they already started a file on him at the hague?
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
do you think they already started a file on him at the hague?
I cant believe we got elons "I def enjoy things" posts and this the same week
banner week for "I'm not mad!"
banner week for "I'm not mad!"
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I cant believe we got elons "I def enjoy things" posts and this the same week
banner week for "I'm not mad!"
banner week for "I'm not mad!"
billy bob and angelina's son be like
straight outta thornton
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
billy bob and angelina's son be like
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I do, but I was also involved with that one, more in a support role, trying to get older journos to take encryption seriously.
(Some thought using Hotmail rather than the paper’s email would mean no hacking).
Best doco on this is @alexwinter.com’s
(Some thought using Hotmail rather than the paper’s email would mean no hacking).
Best doco on this is @alexwinter.com’s
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November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I do, but I was also involved with that one, more in a support role, trying to get older journos to take encryption seriously.
(Some thought using Hotmail rather than the paper’s email would mean no hacking).
Best doco on this is @alexwinter.com’s
(Some thought using Hotmail rather than the paper’s email would mean no hacking).
Best doco on this is @alexwinter.com’s
do I think there will be consequences from the epstein emails/files?
I dunno, do you remember the panama papers?
I dunno, do you remember the panama papers?
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
do I think there will be consequences from the epstein emails/files?
I dunno, do you remember the panama papers?
I dunno, do you remember the panama papers?