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Scipio Africanus the Elder God
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And you'll be having an experience in the bathroom, beyond the bathroom experience - and I won't mention what's going to happen in the bathroom, but you'll have to find out.
She/Her
Reposted by Scipio Africanus the Elder God
Gay NHL players likely don’t *want* being gay to become the most important and defining thing about them. They want to play hockey without being harassed and without having slurs spat at them but they also don’t want to be alienated from their teammates by being singled out by press & fans.
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is so early Disney Channel bumper coded.
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It was so fucking fun before the social media panopticon made everyone afraid of being cringe in public. It was so good being able to be weird and sentimental and just vibe without worrying if someone was going to put you on TikTok and laugh at you.
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I feel like an apostrophe "s" could have solved so many problems here.
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you want to find someone to have sex with, you need to find a way to be existing in the same space as other people and also see them as people. IMO the best thing men can do to get laid is to learn how to have deep and meaningful relationships w women outside of trying to have sex w them.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There are a million and one reasons a woman would have sex with a man. There isn't a secret code to unlocking it other than "be a person existing in the same space as another person and having chemistry with them, whatever that looks like." You can't Equation your way to chemistry.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It looks like crayons! But in a good way.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oh I think you hit it on the head for me with the "Let's go Brandon" comparison. It really feels along the same lines. Like, please just call me an asshole like you're a real adult and then we can all move on.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don't like insulting people's looks but she looks like if Emma Watson decided that if she never stopped drinking, then she'd never be hungover.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM