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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 3h

I just can't imagine my bf sending me a note like this, it's a really weird thing to say. It's dressed up as a joke but he can't hide the fact that he's bitter that his wife who was meant to just trundle behind him being worshipful has a gig.

My ambitious wife, these are bad luck flowers coz if you get reviewed well in this play, you will get all kinds of awards and I will be miserable. Your loving husband

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Angus Mmmbrains @angusmain.bsky.social · 3h

A mocked up Halloween costume pack for ‘man on train with keyboard clicks enabled’

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 1d

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 1d

“haha, look at what people on twitter are reading right now! look at it! i’ve screenshotted it for you so you can see! isn’t it AWFUL? isn’t it TERRIBLE? doesn’t it make you glad you’re not on twitter to see this thing that i’m showing you?”

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Janine Gibson @janinegibson.ft.com · 2d

every woman i have spoken to for four days is obsessed with lily allen's album. No one can quite believe how obsessed with lily allen's album they are. PSA that the jukebox musical of lily allen's album is going to be a thing you will end up going to

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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 4d

Please kill me

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Stuart Laws @stuartlawscomedy.bsky.social · 3d

having to give up the empty seat next to you on a packed train is the same vibe as equality feels like oppression when you're the privileged demographic

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Jonathan @jonodrew.bsky.social · 3d

Having seen others I believe this to be 100% true. Everyone seems to have their passport, for example

The Bugle @thebugle.bsky.social · 3d

This is one of our smoothest shows

Jonathan @jonodrew.bsky.social · 3d

Really really enjoying @thebugle.bsky.social live stream. Multiple cameras! Horrible technology fails! The Most Disorganised Outfit in Comedy™️! I love them

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Jonathan @jonodrew.bsky.social · 3d

Really really enjoying @thebugle.bsky.social live stream. Multiple cameras! Horrible technology fails! The Most Disorganised Outfit in Comedy™️! I love them

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daveganicca.bsky.social @daveganicca.bsky.social · 3d

Reminds me of this…

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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 4d

This weather / season just makes me perma-hungry I ate it.

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Jack-o'-lantern Tindale 🎃 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 4d

Love how I come to Excel for two reasons, Civil Service Live and Comic Con.

A hoard of socially inept, nerdy cosplaying freaks, Civil Service Live promotes good practice across the public sector.

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 4d

my reaction when I got told that 1 isn't a prime number

Spectator article: why I am threatening to sue the London Mathematical Society

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 4d

"Is this meeting that is normally at 11am my time which is 4pm their time now at 10am, which used to be called 11am, or at 11am, but which is now 5pm, and create a conflict with their existing 5pm" -- scheduling dreamed up by the clinically insane in order to make some shepherd in scotland happier

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Jonathan @jonodrew.bsky.social · 6d

Works for me too. I reckon my family tree has some seaweed in it

Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 6d

extent to which having a bath soothes me and stops my brain from whirring out of control makes me believe that, if we were to become water people at some point in the future, I would actually become neurotypical

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 7d

toxic masculinity implies the existence of bleed masculinity, frost masculinity, and scariest of all, psychic masculinity

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Jonathan @jonodrew.bsky.social · 7d

It may please you to know that the Government Functional Security Standard is also...007 www.gov.uk/government/p...

Government Functional Standard GovS 007: Security

This functional standard is part of a suite of functional standards designed to promote consistent and coherent working within government organisations and across organisational boundaries.

www.gov.uk

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 8d

if you were talking to another human being and they kept doing that “it’s not just X, it’s Y” thing or started every response with “wow, we’re really getting into it, huh?” you’d want to get the fuck out of there

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Anna E. Cook @annaecook.com · 8d

AI writing anything:

"X doesn't just do Y — It also does Z"

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 9d

i would like to eat the buttery bubble wrap

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 9d

Making Ravioles du Dauphiné at home is easier than you might guess. Coat the adorable ravioli sheet with a light butter and white wine sauce and have fun carving each little piece of pasta, bite by bite.

Ravioles du Dauphiné Recipe

A specialty from the region of Dauphiné in France, these sheets of mini raviolis can be found in grocery stores there and, now, in other parts of the world too The store-bought sheets are perforated and break apart once they hit boiling water, though they also can be baked as whole sheets layered with additional cream or cheese Making Ravioles du Dauphiné at home is easier than you might guess

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Corey “🎃Managed NAT Gateway👻” Quinn @quinnypig.com · 9d

Today's a fantastic day to make no configuration changes to your production environments. If something goes wonky, you'll go mad trying to figure out if it's the AWS issue (possibly reflected through a vendor of yours who uses them) vs. your own shitty, shitty code.

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Matt Muir @mattmuir.bsky.social · 9d

Watch this and take a second to think about the likelihood of anyone bothering to do the due diligence Drew describes. Facebook and Whatsapp groupchats are going to get VERY STRANGE (read: divorced from reality) very soon (and everywhere else too tbh)

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 9d

This AI video of an angry preacher fooled me. Here's how you can figure it out

www.instagram.com/bydrewharwell/
www.tiktok.com/@drewharwell

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Jordan Sorcery @jordansorcery.bsky.social · 10d

If we make it illegal to steal paintings from the Louvre then the entire industry will be unsustainable

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · Aug 3

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10d

I reckon if I was just 10-15% sillier my life would improve massively

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Jack-o'-lantern Tindale 🎃 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 12d

I’ll never get over the most accidental SCP Foundation photo in existence, the Unabomber’s cabin in FBI cold storage.

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