Jordan Sorcery
@jordansorcery.bsky.social
Warhammer historian, content creator, and game designer
There’s snow in this film so it’s a Christmas movie in this house.
There’s no good guys in this film so it’s a Warhammer movie in this house.
There’s no good guys in this film so it’s a Warhammer movie in this house.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There’s snow in this film so it’s a Christmas movie in this house.
There’s no good guys in this film so it’s a Warhammer movie in this house.
There’s no good guys in this film so it’s a Warhammer movie in this house.
Now reading: Bored of the Rings
by Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney of the Harvard Lampoon
A parody of Tolkien that had almost as much influence on Warhammer as the Lord of the Rings itself!
by Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney of the Harvard Lampoon
A parody of Tolkien that had almost as much influence on Warhammer as the Lord of the Rings itself!
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Now reading: Bored of the Rings
by Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney of the Harvard Lampoon
A parody of Tolkien that had almost as much influence on Warhammer as the Lord of the Rings itself!
by Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney of the Harvard Lampoon
A parody of Tolkien that had almost as much influence on Warhammer as the Lord of the Rings itself!
Happy Dragonmeet to everyone attending the show!
I’ve really enjoyed it in the past and am sorry not to be attending this year. Hopefully I get the chance to return in the future.
I’ve really enjoyed it in the past and am sorry not to be attending this year. Hopefully I get the chance to return in the future.
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Happy Dragonmeet to everyone attending the show!
I’ve really enjoyed it in the past and am sorry not to be attending this year. Hopefully I get the chance to return in the future.
I’ve really enjoyed it in the past and am sorry not to be attending this year. Hopefully I get the chance to return in the future.
A little monthly update on what I've been reading recently and what I plan to read imminently!
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What I'm Reading in December 2025 | Jordan Sorcery
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November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
A little monthly update on what I've been reading recently and what I plan to read imminently!
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When did the makers of autocorrect decide that instead of just trying to spell words correctly it ought to be trying to predict the next two sentences I am planning to write?
I find my iPhone constantly adds random words to the sentences I’m typing. Whilst ignoring my terribal spelling mistakes!
I find my iPhone constantly adds random words to the sentences I’m typing. Whilst ignoring my terribal spelling mistakes!
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When did the makers of autocorrect decide that instead of just trying to spell words correctly it ought to be trying to predict the next two sentences I am planning to write?
I find my iPhone constantly adds random words to the sentences I’m typing. Whilst ignoring my terribal spelling mistakes!
I find my iPhone constantly adds random words to the sentences I’m typing. Whilst ignoring my terribal spelling mistakes!
Always interesting to see our niche little hobby space described to the wider world. Barring frequent mentions of a game called simply “40,000” this is pretty well done!
www.ft.com/content/e11e...
www.ft.com/content/e11e...
How Warhammer won
The maker of the fantasy figurine game is now valued at £5.25bn. What keeps the battle raging on?
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November 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Always interesting to see our niche little hobby space described to the wider world. Barring frequent mentions of a game called simply “40,000” this is pretty well done!
www.ft.com/content/e11e...
www.ft.com/content/e11e...
Does anyone know if ‘accent deafness’ is a real thing?
I think I may be the worst person in the world at recognising accents
I think I may be the worst person in the world at recognising accents
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Does anyone know if ‘accent deafness’ is a real thing?
I think I may be the worst person in the world at recognising accents
I think I may be the worst person in the world at recognising accents
The Alien RPG Evolved Edition has got some cool new stuff and Free League have generously sent me some copies!
Hank started acting weird & just kept repeating:
“I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality”
Looking forward to checking these out!
Hank started acting weird & just kept repeating:
“I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality”
Looking forward to checking these out!
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Alien RPG Evolved Edition has got some cool new stuff and Free League have generously sent me some copies!
Hank started acting weird & just kept repeating:
“I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality”
Looking forward to checking these out!
Hank started acting weird & just kept repeating:
“I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality”
Looking forward to checking these out!
Find out if you won the Witch-Hunter giveaway AND enter the free Turkey Man giveaway for Turkey Day!
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Turkey Day, Turkey Man / Patreon Giveaway | Jordan Sorcery
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November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Find out if you won the Witch-Hunter giveaway AND enter the free Turkey Man giveaway for Turkey Day!
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The wonderful Secret Passages zine about retro tabletop gaming & culture returns on Kickstarter!
It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The wonderful Secret Passages zine about retro tabletop gaming & culture returns on Kickstarter!
It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
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Secret Passages #3 is now live on Kickstarter, and I'm THRILLED to be joined by @jordansorcery.bsky.social for A Regrettable Mystery of Pyrates, a swashbuckling cosmic horror adventure oozing early #WFRP vibes.
Throw it some dubloons at www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
#ttrpg #oldhammer
Throw it some dubloons at www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
#ttrpg #oldhammer
Secret Passages #3: An Old School RPG and Oldhammer Magazine
Packed with interviews and illustrations, this is the third issue of a new zine exploring the tabletop games that raised us.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Secret Passages #3 is now live on Kickstarter, and I'm THRILLED to be joined by @jordansorcery.bsky.social for A Regrettable Mystery of Pyrates, a swashbuckling cosmic horror adventure oozing early #WFRP vibes.
Throw it some dubloons at www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
#ttrpg #oldhammer
Throw it some dubloons at www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
#ttrpg #oldhammer
The wonderful Secret Passages zine about retro tabletop gaming & culture returns on Kickstarter!
It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The wonderful Secret Passages zine about retro tabletop gaming & culture returns on Kickstarter!
It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
It’s worth checking out on its own merits, but also I wrote a standalone scenario for the KS featuring pirates & curses that can be used with any low fantasy RPG!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdh...
Do you remember Warhammer's Dog's of War?
Join me and @miniaturerealms as we revisit the classic 5th edition Armies book!
#Warhammer #GWBookClub
youtu.be/KOJ8YGl_Ric
Join me and @miniaturerealms as we revisit the classic 5th edition Armies book!
#Warhammer #GWBookClub
youtu.be/KOJ8YGl_Ric
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Do you remember Warhammer's Dog's of War?
Join me and @miniaturerealms as we revisit the classic 5th edition Armies book!
#Warhammer #GWBookClub
youtu.be/KOJ8YGl_Ric
Join me and @miniaturerealms as we revisit the classic 5th edition Armies book!
#Warhammer #GWBookClub
youtu.be/KOJ8YGl_Ric
What is the evolutionary justification for a stress response making a situation even more difficult to resolve?!
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What is the evolutionary justification for a stress response making a situation even more difficult to resolve?!
Gotta love the work Chris is doing at Ontos creating some beautiful classic style space dwarf minis!
DID YOU KNOW: Ontos is just me in the spare bedroom where the Mighty Max and POGs are stashed, making minis.
You sharing the Gamefound or telling your friends the minis are cool is the best. Thanks.
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You sharing the Gamefound or telling your friends the minis are cool is the best. Thanks.
gamefound.com/en/projects/...
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Gotta love the work Chris is doing at Ontos creating some beautiful classic style space dwarf minis!
Now reading:
A Christmas Ghost Story, by Kim Newman
Sure, it’s maybe a touch early, but Kim Newman writing a contemporary horror in the style of classic BBC ghost stories for Christmas? Try and stop me!
A Christmas Ghost Story, by Kim Newman
Sure, it’s maybe a touch early, but Kim Newman writing a contemporary horror in the style of classic BBC ghost stories for Christmas? Try and stop me!
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Now reading:
A Christmas Ghost Story, by Kim Newman
Sure, it’s maybe a touch early, but Kim Newman writing a contemporary horror in the style of classic BBC ghost stories for Christmas? Try and stop me!
A Christmas Ghost Story, by Kim Newman
Sure, it’s maybe a touch early, but Kim Newman writing a contemporary horror in the style of classic BBC ghost stories for Christmas? Try and stop me!
Be born after 1980?
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Be born after 1980?
Sometimes my cats look like they know something I don’t
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Sometimes my cats look like they know something I don’t
This is literally the best book list that rewires your brain for success
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is literally the best book list that rewires your brain for success
Let’s come up with some Key Performance Indicators for play; the metrics that show a fine time was had by all and time ‘wasted’ was actually well spent. Stuff like: Volume of Belly Laughs Above Ambient Decibel Threshold
What are the KPIs of a successful play session?
What are the KPIs of a successful play session?
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Let’s come up with some Key Performance Indicators for play; the metrics that show a fine time was had by all and time ‘wasted’ was actually well spent. Stuff like: Volume of Belly Laughs Above Ambient Decibel Threshold
What are the KPIs of a successful play session?
What are the KPIs of a successful play session?
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Of course I would say this, but we need to talk about the moral & ideological case for play & leisure more than ever. So much political discourse - especially from the super-rich - assumes we ought to construct society around forcing citizens to spend most of their one, unrepeatable life working.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Of course I would say this, but we need to talk about the moral & ideological case for play & leisure more than ever. So much political discourse - especially from the super-rich - assumes we ought to construct society around forcing citizens to spend most of their one, unrepeatable life working.
It's Warhammer trivia time!
Which of these warbands was included in the 2019 starter set that launched Warcry?
Find the answer in the replies and the rest of this week's FREE quiz at patreon.com/JordanSorcery (there's almost 300 other trivia questions there!)
#WarhammerCommunity #Quizhammer
Which of these warbands was included in the 2019 starter set that launched Warcry?
Find the answer in the replies and the rest of this week's FREE quiz at patreon.com/JordanSorcery (there's almost 300 other trivia questions there!)
#WarhammerCommunity #Quizhammer
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It's Warhammer trivia time!
Which of these warbands was included in the 2019 starter set that launched Warcry?
Find the answer in the replies and the rest of this week's FREE quiz at patreon.com/JordanSorcery (there's almost 300 other trivia questions there!)
#WarhammerCommunity #Quizhammer
Which of these warbands was included in the 2019 starter set that launched Warcry?
Find the answer in the replies and the rest of this week's FREE quiz at patreon.com/JordanSorcery (there's almost 300 other trivia questions there!)
#WarhammerCommunity #Quizhammer
Now watching: Jonathan Creek season one
This year we’re starting a new tradition of watching one season of Creek in the run up to Christmas. Very much looking forward to looking back.
This year we’re starting a new tradition of watching one season of Creek in the run up to Christmas. Very much looking forward to looking back.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Now watching: Jonathan Creek season one
This year we’re starting a new tradition of watching one season of Creek in the run up to Christmas. Very much looking forward to looking back.
This year we’re starting a new tradition of watching one season of Creek in the run up to Christmas. Very much looking forward to looking back.
The latest part of my noirish Warhammer fanfic, Last Year in Marienburg, continues!
Everyone can read for FREE and supporters can VOTE on what happens next!
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#WarhammerCommunity
Everyone can read for FREE and supporters can VOTE on what happens next!
www.patreon.com/posts/144218...
#WarhammerCommunity
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The latest part of my noirish Warhammer fanfic, Last Year in Marienburg, continues!
Everyone can read for FREE and supporters can VOTE on what happens next!
www.patreon.com/posts/144218...
#WarhammerCommunity
Everyone can read for FREE and supporters can VOTE on what happens next!
www.patreon.com/posts/144218...
#WarhammerCommunity
One of my favourite board games hit the table today. Chaos in the Old World by @ericlang.bsky.social is still so, so good.
I hope I get to play it more often next year!
I hope I get to play it more often next year!
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
One of my favourite board games hit the table today. Chaos in the Old World by @ericlang.bsky.social is still so, so good.
I hope I get to play it more often next year!
I hope I get to play it more often next year!