Jon Coen
@jonmlcoen.bsky.social
COYS and dogs. and the Bears and Vandy i guess. living in NE DC.
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"if you survive being unvaccinated, uneducated, unfed, attacked by ICE, and the planet being on fire, you'll get a chance to put my money to work investing in my company"
“Hey kids, we’re taking away your food stamps and healthcare and not providing paid parental leave or any socialist shit like that, but when you turn 18 you can have some theoretical capital gains!”
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Michael and Susan Dell donate $6.25 billion to encourage families to claim 'Trump Accounts'
Billionaires Michael and Susan Dell pledged a historic $6.25 billion on Tuesday to provide an incentive to families to adopt new investment accounts for children.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"if you survive being unvaccinated, uneducated, unfed, attacked by ICE, and the planet being on fire, you'll get a chance to put my money to work investing in my company"
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this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too
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You all are mocking this, but this house is great because you can actually do the Cialis commercial with the two bathtubs thing in the combo mud room/laundry that has neither direct outside access nor any laundry facilities. bsky.app/profile/wind...
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You all are mocking this, but this house is great because you can actually do the Cialis commercial with the two bathtubs thing in the combo mud room/laundry that has neither direct outside access nor any laundry facilities. bsky.app/profile/wind...
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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My brain is so perfect that I don't know why I got an MRI
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My brain is so perfect that I don't know why I got an MRI
“How do any of these “penis enlarger slash I wanna have sex with you” scammers make money in the year 2025? So asks my wife
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“How do any of these “penis enlarger slash I wanna have sex with you” scammers make money in the year 2025? So asks my wife
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Here’s the football catch of the year. Stay for the slow-mo at the end. Absolutely unhinged.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Here’s the football catch of the year. Stay for the slow-mo at the end. Absolutely unhinged.
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News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
Is Simons more one footed than Lamela?
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is Simons more one footed than Lamela?
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hey we're playing my preferred midfield pairing for, I believe, the first time this season
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
hey we're playing my preferred midfield pairing for, I believe, the first time this season
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“Bears are frauds”
“Say that again?”
“Say that again?”
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Bears are frauds”
“Say that again?”
“Say that again?”
We could play for 3 hours and not score
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
We could play for 3 hours and not score
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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It's easy to be numb because it's par for the course nowadays, but repeatedly calling a reporter who asks a reasonable question "stupid" is conduct unbecoming for a small-town mayor, let alone the President of the United States.
The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's easy to be numb because it's par for the course nowadays, but repeatedly calling a reporter who asks a reasonable question "stupid" is conduct unbecoming for a small-town mayor, let alone the President of the United States.
The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
The press exists to play a watchdog role, not be a supplicant.
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Get to something downright ontological about right-wing cogitation: "shit just happens sometimes" is never a reasonable explanation for events. A demonic Other must be at fault. Except for the malign intervention of Them, the universe would yield perfect order. To think otherwise is unimaginable.
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Get to something downright ontological about right-wing cogitation: "shit just happens sometimes" is never a reasonable explanation for events. A demonic Other must be at fault. Except for the malign intervention of Them, the universe would yield perfect order. To think otherwise is unimaginable.
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After this payout, I believe Brian Kelly will have made roughly $112 million in salary since that Notre Dame student videographer died taping Kelly's practice in high winds in 2010
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
After this payout, I believe Brian Kelly will have made roughly $112 million in salary since that Notre Dame student videographer died taping Kelly's practice in high winds in 2010
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Rewatching this, it strikes me that the master stroke for this scene works is that when Les shouts his big line, the camera isn't on him, but on the people in the radio studio. Hesseman in particular is amazing here.
Happy Thanksgiving! Let's go to Les Nessman for a man on the scene report from the Pinedale shopping mall:
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Rewatching this, it strikes me that the master stroke for this scene works is that when Les shouts his big line, the camera isn't on him, but on the people in the radio studio. Hesseman in particular is amazing here.
I watched some psychopath not pre-wet their coffee filter for their technovorm. Eye bleach needed
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I watched some psychopath not pre-wet their coffee filter for their technovorm. Eye bleach needed
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A lot of people who came in under this program were folks for whom US military veterans called in every favor and went to the fucking mats to get them out of Afghanistan.
I do not think those vets forgot about them.
I do not think those vets forgot about them.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A lot of people who came in under this program were folks for whom US military veterans called in every favor and went to the fucking mats to get them out of Afghanistan.
I do not think those vets forgot about them.
I do not think those vets forgot about them.
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well i am sure they asked somebody with experti...wait wat who
very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
well i am sure they asked somebody with experti...wait wat who
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Ukraine is still hitting military targets and oil infrastructure, every day
Confirmed by Ukraine’s General Staff: the rare Russian A-60 airborne laser aircraft was likely destroyed in a strike on the Beriev plant in Taganrog. Also hit: drone factory “Molniya,” oil terminals in Novorossiysk, Tuapse refinery, and an S-400 launcher.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ukraine is still hitting military targets and oil infrastructure, every day
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Remember, Kushner EXPRESSLY PROMISED he would not play a role in Trump's second administration as a way of waiving away criticism that he took billions in Saudi investments
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Remember, Kushner EXPRESSLY PROMISED he would not play a role in Trump's second administration as a way of waiving away criticism that he took billions in Saudi investments
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Some of us have been advocating this going back since chatGPT launched. It also has other benefits: correcting someone else's work is actually a really good way to learn something yourself.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Some of us have been advocating this going back since chatGPT launched. It also has other benefits: correcting someone else's work is actually a really good way to learn something yourself.