Jerden Cooke
@jerdencooke.bsky.social
At time of writing, I am alive
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@rmmorgan.bsky.social I don’t think I have a solid contact method for you now but on the slim chance you even look at this, happy birthday!
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@rmmorgan.bsky.social I don’t think I have a solid contact method for you now but on the slim chance you even look at this, happy birthday!
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I made a dumb thing for the new #DoctorWho spin off.
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I made a dumb thing for the new #DoctorWho spin off.
I was late watching this week’s Taskmaster but I did enjoy the bit where Maisie Adam turned into @caddicarus.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I was late watching this week’s Taskmaster but I did enjoy the bit where Maisie Adam turned into @caddicarus.bsky.social
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Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
Happy Halloween, kids. Here’s the doorbell in the house I grew up in. Note the switch added to the mains power cable so my dad could switch it off, particularly on Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Happy Halloween, kids. Here’s the doorbell in the house I grew up in. Note the switch added to the mains power cable so my dad could switch it off, particularly on Halloween.
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October 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Diane Keaton wasn't someone who disappeared into roles, it was more like her Diane Keaton-ness was what made them feel real. RIP to a great.
October 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Diane Keaton wasn't someone who disappeared into roles, it was more like her Diane Keaton-ness was what made them feel real. RIP to a great.
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My abiding memory of Jared Leto is him pretending not to remember being in Urban Legend.
![GN4M: Urban Legend. That was like your lone horror movie. You know, every actor has to succumb to the cheesy horror flick at some point in their career.
JL: What's that?
Wait! That was me in Urban Legend.
IGN4M: When you did Urban Legend.
JL: What's that?
IGN4M: That horror flick you did back in 1998.
JL: I didn't do that.
IGN4M: Yeah you did. You were the college newspaper reporter...
JL: I was?
IGN4M: Yeah.
JL: Get the $%&* outta here! What are you talkin' about [laughs].
IGN4M: Urban Legend, dude. That horror movie about urban myths with Rebecca Gayheart.
JL: I don't even remember that.
IGN4M: Okay...obviously it wasn't that good of an experience then.
JL: [laughs] I don't even know what you're talkin' about dude.
IGN4M: You were the damn lead, this college newspaper reporter and all the kids in school were dying around you.
JL: That's so weird. I've never even heard of that movie.
IGN4M: You're kidding, right?
JL: No.
IGN4M: Alright, dude.
JL: [laughs]
IGN4M: Seems like you've erased a minor historical footnote in your burgeoning film career.
JL: I must of had a blackout [laughs].
IGN4M: I guess we're all allowed one of those.
JL: Yeah [laughs]. You live and you learn, you know what I mean?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bjsyop3pfdy3ot7hao4iw4fc/bafkreic63ohicvq2flsefpvzdogu43u2mw76iubdzsdlbar2bxh3monzvm@jpeg)
October 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My abiding memory of Jared Leto is him pretending not to remember being in Urban Legend.
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When you accuse someone of farting in a hot tub, that's called a j'acuzzi.
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
When you accuse someone of farting in a hot tub, that's called a j'acuzzi.
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Do not pay $100,000 to become a podcaster for the love of god
Syracuse University, which costs $100,000 per year, has opened a school to give degrees in podcasting and social media influencing 🫥
Betting on the Creator Economy, Syracuse University Opens Academic Center for Podcasters and Influencers
The shift in course offerings follows a recent decision to pause admission for 20 undergraduate majors, including fine arts and digital humanities.
www.artnews.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Do not pay $100,000 to become a podcaster for the love of god
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This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.
Friends, Spooky season is upon us.
Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
October 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.
'Tis the season
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
'Tis the season
Hi Bluesky. I'm sure counter examples do exist and I just haven't explored deeply enough but I haven't yet encountered a Petula Clark song that isn't fuckin' amazing. That's all.
September 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hi Bluesky. I'm sure counter examples do exist and I just haven't explored deeply enough but I haven't yet encountered a Petula Clark song that isn't fuckin' amazing. That's all.
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I never saw them live, but my favourite-ever urban myth (which no one else recognises, so maybe it was made up by this one guy at a Greenock house party in 1991) is that Lux Interior's day job was being Big Bird in Sesame Street.
September 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I never saw them live, but my favourite-ever urban myth (which no one else recognises, so maybe it was made up by this one guy at a Greenock house party in 1991) is that Lux Interior's day job was being Big Bird in Sesame Street.
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Genre filmmakers—this one’s for you.
Transgender Film Center and Duplass Brothers Productions are proud to announce the Found Footage Feature Fund. Thank you, @markduplass.bsky.social. ❤️
Applications will open on Oct. 23. Submissions close on Nov. 7 and a grantee will be selected in December.
Transgender Film Center and Duplass Brothers Productions are proud to announce the Found Footage Feature Fund. Thank you, @markduplass.bsky.social. ❤️
Applications will open on Oct. 23. Submissions close on Nov. 7 and a grantee will be selected in December.
Transgender Film Center, Duplass Brothers Productions Launch Found Footage Feature Fund for Trans Filmmakers (EXCLUSIVE)
The Transgender Film Center and Mark Duplass announcee a new found footage feature fund, which will provide $25,000 to a micro-budget feature.
variety.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Genre filmmakers—this one’s for you.
Transgender Film Center and Duplass Brothers Productions are proud to announce the Found Footage Feature Fund. Thank you, @markduplass.bsky.social. ❤️
Applications will open on Oct. 23. Submissions close on Nov. 7 and a grantee will be selected in December.
Transgender Film Center and Duplass Brothers Productions are proud to announce the Found Footage Feature Fund. Thank you, @markduplass.bsky.social. ❤️
Applications will open on Oct. 23. Submissions close on Nov. 7 and a grantee will be selected in December.
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As a Pink Floyd fanatic, I could easily list tons. But I'll answer with this..
youtu.be/rwtfmpeedpA?...
youtu.be/rwtfmpeedpA?...
September 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As a Pink Floyd fanatic, I could easily list tons. But I'll answer with this..
youtu.be/rwtfmpeedpA?...
youtu.be/rwtfmpeedpA?...
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Anyone who’s ever tried to get within 5 feet of a f****** swan and seen their lives flash before their eyes can call this for the complete bollocks it is. He looks like a spitting image puppet brought to life.
"They're eating the carp. They're eating the swans."
Nigel Farage doubles down on his bet that immigrants were eating cats and dogs in America.
He now suggests there's a 'similar story' in Britain.
Nigel Farage doubles down on his bet that immigrants were eating cats and dogs in America.
He now suggests there's a 'similar story' in Britain.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Anyone who’s ever tried to get within 5 feet of a f****** swan and seen their lives flash before their eyes can call this for the complete bollocks it is. He looks like a spitting image puppet brought to life.
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Back before UCP, before podcasts, back when the world was somewhat brighter, I used to do Radio shows. Now I’m doing one again! On Saturday 20th Sept, from 3-6pm BST on irock109.com, I’m sitting back behind the desk and seeing if I can remember what all the buttons do! 😬
-Ash
-Ash
September 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Back before UCP, before podcasts, back when the world was somewhat brighter, I used to do Radio shows. Now I’m doing one again! On Saturday 20th Sept, from 3-6pm BST on irock109.com, I’m sitting back behind the desk and seeing if I can remember what all the buttons do! 😬
-Ash
-Ash
For one of the least cinematic concepts one could think of, The Long Walk makes a hell of a film.
September 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
For one of the least cinematic concepts one could think of, The Long Walk makes a hell of a film.
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one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
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The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.
September 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.
This is the Flog It equivalent of the guy in the green smiley T-shirt who gets front row at nearly every WWE event
Who is this bloke? He turns up on loads of Flog It episodes and never moves.
September 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is the Flog It equivalent of the guy in the green smiley T-shirt who gets front row at nearly every WWE event
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I hear the bad guys all got together and decided they don't want to be called bad guys any more, and anyone who calls them that will be lowered very slowly into a volcano while they all laugh diabolically and twirl their moustaches
September 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I hear the bad guys all got together and decided they don't want to be called bad guys any more, and anyone who calls them that will be lowered very slowly into a volcano while they all laugh diabolically and twirl their moustaches
Going into a Doctor Who pub wearing a Primeval shirt is just ASKING for trouble
There's not much difference between being a Doctor Who fan and being a football fan. We both have teams we support, collect stats, rate some seasons above others and like going to the pub with like-minded people.
September 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Going into a Doctor Who pub wearing a Primeval shirt is just ASKING for trouble