Jerden Cooke
@jerdencooke.bsky.social
At time of writing, I am alive
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Banner clearly by me. Pronouns in bio (he/him)
I was late watching this week’s Taskmaster but I did enjoy the bit where Maisie Adam turned into @caddicarus.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I was late watching this week’s Taskmaster but I did enjoy the bit where Maisie Adam turned into @caddicarus.bsky.social
Happy Halloween, kids. Here’s the doorbell in the house I grew up in. Note the switch added to the mains power cable so my dad could switch it off, particularly on Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Happy Halloween, kids. Here’s the doorbell in the house I grew up in. Note the switch added to the mains power cable so my dad could switch it off, particularly on Halloween.
'Tis the season
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
'Tis the season
Yo - have you done The Skeleton Who Can See Through Time from 2025’s Quantum Witch?
September 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Yo - have you done The Skeleton Who Can See Through Time from 2025’s Quantum Witch?
What a day to find myself playing this chapter of Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
September 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What a day to find myself playing this chapter of Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
I thought it might be the same building where Armin Mueller-Stahl meets the old conspiracy bastards in the first X-Files movie. It is!
September 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I thought it might be the same building where Armin Mueller-Stahl meets the old conspiracy bastards in the first X-Files movie. It is!
Also The Conjuring: Last Rites tries to pass off Kensington Gore, with visible Royal Albert Hall, as a bit of Pennsylvania
September 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Also The Conjuring: Last Rites tries to pass off Kensington Gore, with visible Royal Albert Hall, as a bit of Pennsylvania
Bloody hell, I didn’t imagine it - The Conjuring: Last Rites really did leave modern LED studio lights just in a scene of a suburban 1986 family (who have not yet attracted press attention) sitting down to dinner:
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Bloody hell, I didn’t imagine it - The Conjuring: Last Rites really did leave modern LED studio lights just in a scene of a suburban 1986 family (who have not yet attracted press attention) sitting down to dinner:
Even when you remember plots from Superman III and Office Space about diverting and stealing fractions of cents from company accounts, looking at digital distribution statements really give you a sense of the granularity of money:
August 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Even when you remember plots from Superman III and Office Space about diverting and stealing fractions of cents from company accounts, looking at digital distribution statements really give you a sense of the granularity of money:
This is just in the UK. In other parts of the world, you need to verify using Double You (good joke, please laugh)
July 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This is just in the UK. In other parts of the world, you need to verify using Double You (good joke, please laugh)
I have a few rechargeable fans of different designs but this was a blinder of a purchase. Use it all over the house, at others houses, on the bus. Got it attached to a boom next to the bed right now for overnight cooling.
July 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I have a few rechargeable fans of different designs but this was a blinder of a purchase. Use it all over the house, at others houses, on the bus. Got it attached to a boom next to the bed right now for overnight cooling.
Fuck you, hot bus!
July 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck you, hot bus!
Cor, there's a digital PlayStation sale going on where the Spider-Man 2 game on PS5 has been reduced almost to the price of a game:
July 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Cor, there's a digital PlayStation sale going on where the Spider-Man 2 game on PS5 has been reduced almost to the price of a game:
It’s been a while since I mentioned that the Quantum Witch Original Video Game Soundtrack is out now on iTunes and Bandcamp. Put Too Easy on repeat and crash through walls:
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
July 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s been a while since I mentioned that the Quantum Witch Original Video Game Soundtrack is out now on iTunes and Bandcamp. Put Too Easy on repeat and crash through walls:
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Hey, @mrbiffo.bsky.social - this happened in M3GAN 2.0:
July 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hey, @mrbiffo.bsky.social - this happened in M3GAN 2.0:
The audience for M3GAN 2.0
July 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The audience for M3GAN 2.0
@nikkijay.games This Seventh Doctor & Ace fan salutes you:
June 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@nikkijay.games This Seventh Doctor & Ace fan salutes you:
The price point for the Quantum Witch soundtrack is £3.99 and this is what you’ll pay on iTunes and (after VAT) on Bandcamp.
Outside our control, Amazon are asking for £5.49.
Game and soundtrack out June 24th, tomorrow!
Outside our control, Amazon are asking for £5.49.
Game and soundtrack out June 24th, tomorrow!
June 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
The price point for the Quantum Witch soundtrack is £3.99 and this is what you’ll pay on iTunes and (after VAT) on Bandcamp.
Outside our control, Amazon are asking for £5.49.
Game and soundtrack out June 24th, tomorrow!
Outside our control, Amazon are asking for £5.49.
Game and soundtrack out June 24th, tomorrow!
