CaptKarnstein
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*RECORD SCRATCH*
"You're probably wondering how I got here ..."
Not good, but utterly bonkers, and never dull. Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmCrowd
"You're probably wondering how I got here ..."
Not good, but utterly bonkers, and never dull. Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmCrowd
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
*RECORD SCRATCH*
"You're probably wondering how I got here ..."
Not good, but utterly bonkers, and never dull. Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmCrowd
"You're probably wondering how I got here ..."
Not good, but utterly bonkers, and never dull. Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmCrowd
"Damn you Otto! You got the gay brain!" #TheFilmcrowd
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Damn you Otto! You got the gay brain!" #TheFilmcrowd
Dying at the slurping noises. #TheFilmCrowd
a cartoon of spongebob eating a pink ice cream cone
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob eating a pink ice cream cone
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November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dying at the slurping noises. #TheFilmCrowd
Alien Earth had a scene like this. They birthed a Xenomorph from it. It was silly. #TheFilmCrowd
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Alien Earth had a scene like this. They birthed a Xenomorph from it. It was silly. #TheFilmCrowd
"To know death Otto, you have to fuck life in the gall bladder."
#TheFilmCrowd
#TheFilmCrowd
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"To know death Otto, you have to fuck life in the gall bladder."
#TheFilmCrowd
#TheFilmCrowd
Oh no, he's captured an Auton again. #thefilmcrowd
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh no, he's captured an Auton again. #thefilmcrowd
"Two girls? One man? But that's too many sockets and not enough plugs!" #theFilmcrowd
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Two girls? One man? But that's too many sockets and not enough plugs!" #theFilmcrowd
I don't think it's the prostitutes that Sascha wants to bed, my lad. #TheFilmcrowd
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don't think it's the prostitutes that Sascha wants to bed, my lad. #TheFilmcrowd
"I keep coming across you and I think it's my turn." #TheFilmCrowd
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"I keep coming across you and I think it's my turn." #TheFilmCrowd
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Everyone sounds like Peter Lorre. #TheFilmCrowd
Looney Tunes Merrie Melodies GIF
ALT: Looney Tunes Merrie Melodies GIF
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November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Everyone sounds like Peter Lorre. #TheFilmCrowd
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From the Hi-de-Hi annual of 1984, please enjoy this picture of Ted Bovis being played by John Candy
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
From the Hi-de-Hi annual of 1984, please enjoy this picture of Ted Bovis being played by John Candy
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Dismal framing. Every aspect of most asylum seekers’ lives is controlled & paid for by the Home Office. They can’t work, are told where to live & have no autonomy or dignity. So they aren’t *choosing* to use taxis & don’t need to be “banned” from doing so. The HO just needs to get its act in order.
Government to ban asylum seekers from using taxis
The ban is set to come in February and any exemptions will have to be signed off by the Home Office.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Dismal framing. Every aspect of most asylum seekers’ lives is controlled & paid for by the Home Office. They can’t work, are told where to live & have no autonomy or dignity. So they aren’t *choosing* to use taxis & don’t need to be “banned” from doing so. The HO just needs to get its act in order.
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Find out about the absolute importance of a proper, Serbian nasum, when you JOIN US! tonight at 8pm GMT to watch FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN on #TheFilmCrowd
Link in post below.👇
Link in post below.👇
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Find out about the absolute importance of a proper, Serbian nasum, when you JOIN US! tonight at 8pm GMT to watch FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN on #TheFilmCrowd
Link in post below.👇
Link in post below.👇
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Idea: whining about your taxes in the press comes with a *free* wallet inspection from HMRC just to make sure you're not over paying
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Idea: whining about your taxes in the press comes with a *free* wallet inspection from HMRC just to make sure you're not over paying
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
My work phone did this and changed the power off to pressing the power button and the down volume button at the same time.
Android literally forced an update that installed Gemini on my phone and rewired the POWER BUTTON to be the Gemini button. Now my phone has no power button.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My work phone did this and changed the power off to pressing the power button and the down volume button at the same time.
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JOIN US! Saturday the 29th of November at 8pm GMT, as we celebrate the life and career of the utterly irreplaceable Udo Kier with one of his most famous films, FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN! #TheFilmCrowd
Link👇
archive.org/details/fles...
Link👇
archive.org/details/fles...
Flesh For Frankenstein : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Within the decadent walls of the Frankenstein mansion, the Baron and his depraved assistant Otto have discovered the means of creating new life. As the...
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November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
JOIN US! Saturday the 29th of November at 8pm GMT, as we celebrate the life and career of the utterly irreplaceable Udo Kier with one of his most famous films, FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN! #TheFilmCrowd
Link👇
archive.org/details/fles...
Link👇
archive.org/details/fles...
Terrific film. Never has a short man with one hand in his pocket the whole time looked so menacing.
See you tomorrow for a film that maybe isn't quite as good ... #TheFilmCrowd
See you tomorrow for a film that maybe isn't quite as good ... #TheFilmCrowd
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Terrific film. Never has a short man with one hand in his pocket the whole time looked so menacing.
See you tomorrow for a film that maybe isn't quite as good ... #TheFilmCrowd
See you tomorrow for a film that maybe isn't quite as good ... #TheFilmCrowd
She ran really weird. #TheFilmCrowd
a woman in a blue jacket is jogging in the park
ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is jogging in the park
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November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
She ran really weird. #TheFilmCrowd