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This list thinks that Ace Ventura, Pet Detective is funnier than Blazing Saddles. There are very few matters of taste that I can say are absolutely definitely definitively wrong, but that is one of them.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
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November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This list thinks that Ace Ventura, Pet Detective is funnier than Blazing Saddles. There are very few matters of taste that I can say are absolutely definitely definitively wrong, but that is one of them.
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Good morning!
(art by Rudolf Sieber Lonati)
(art by Rudolf Sieber Lonati)
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Good morning!
(art by Rudolf Sieber Lonati)
(art by Rudolf Sieber Lonati)
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Star Wars rankings:
Andor
The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Black Hole
Battle Beyond the Stars
Star Crash
Galaxina
Andor
The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Black Hole
Battle Beyond the Stars
Star Crash
Galaxina
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Star Wars rankings:
Andor
The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Black Hole
Battle Beyond the Stars
Star Crash
Galaxina
Andor
The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
The Black Hole
Battle Beyond the Stars
Star Crash
Galaxina
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#NextOnFC - JOIN US! this Wednesday, the 26th of #Noirvember at 8pm GMT, for episode 2 of PHILIP MARLOWE: PRIVATE EYE, "THE KING IN YELLOW".
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#TheFilmCrowd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKe...
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#TheFilmCrowd
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Philip Marlowe, Private Eye S1 E2 - The King In Yellow
YouTube video by Jake Axminster, Private Investigations
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November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#NextOnFC - JOIN US! this Wednesday, the 26th of #Noirvember at 8pm GMT, for episode 2 of PHILIP MARLOWE: PRIVATE EYE, "THE KING IN YELLOW".
Link👇
#TheFilmCrowd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKe...
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#TheFilmCrowd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKe...
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#FCAnnounce - To celebrate the career of the utterly unique Udo Kier, who we lost yesterday, I'll be hosting a #TheFilmCrowd Extra showing of one of his most infamous early roles.
JOIN US! this Saturday, the 29th of November at 8pm GMT, for FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
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JOIN US! this Saturday, the 29th of November at 8pm GMT, for FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
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Flesh For Frankenstein : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Within the decadent walls of the Frankenstein mansion, the Baron and his depraved assistant Otto have discovered the means of creating new life. As the...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
#FCAnnounce - To celebrate the career of the utterly unique Udo Kier, who we lost yesterday, I'll be hosting a #TheFilmCrowd Extra showing of one of his most infamous early roles.
JOIN US! this Saturday, the 29th of November at 8pm GMT, for FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
Link👇
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JOIN US! this Saturday, the 29th of November at 8pm GMT, for FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN!
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I've had an idea...
Someone told me that cos there are nearly 800 episodes of the Simpsons, it's possible to describe all other shows with a clip from a Simpsons episode. So with that in mind, I'm going to use a freezeframe/gif to describe every classic Dr Who serial 😁 1 season per day...
Someone told me that cos there are nearly 800 episodes of the Simpsons, it's possible to describe all other shows with a clip from a Simpsons episode. So with that in mind, I'm going to use a freezeframe/gif to describe every classic Dr Who serial 😁 1 season per day...
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've had an idea...
Someone told me that cos there are nearly 800 episodes of the Simpsons, it's possible to describe all other shows with a clip from a Simpsons episode. So with that in mind, I'm going to use a freezeframe/gif to describe every classic Dr Who serial 😁 1 season per day...
Someone told me that cos there are nearly 800 episodes of the Simpsons, it's possible to describe all other shows with a clip from a Simpsons episode. So with that in mind, I'm going to use a freezeframe/gif to describe every classic Dr Who serial 😁 1 season per day...
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Me getting ready for family Christmas telly viewing:
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Me getting ready for family Christmas telly viewing:
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JOIN US! tonight at 8pm GMT, as we enter the final week of #Noirvember 2025 with a film that pits two of the most unique talents of Hollywood's Classic Era against each other; the great Ida Lupino and Man of The Month #RobertRyan!
It's BEWARE MY LOVELY!
Link in post below👇
It's BEWARE MY LOVELY!
Link in post below👇
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
JOIN US! tonight at 8pm GMT, as we enter the final week of #Noirvember 2025 with a film that pits two of the most unique talents of Hollywood's Classic Era against each other; the great Ida Lupino and Man of The Month #RobertRyan!
It's BEWARE MY LOVELY!
Link in post below👇
It's BEWARE MY LOVELY!
Link in post below👇
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"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life... in the gall bladder!"
Rest in peace to the one, the only, Udo Kier.
Rest in peace to the one, the only, Udo Kier.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life... in the gall bladder!"
Rest in peace to the one, the only, Udo Kier.
Rest in peace to the one, the only, Udo Kier.
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'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
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My son has got me going on this fan theory that all the Hugh Jackman roles set in the 1800s could be escaped clones of his The Prestige character. So PT Barnum, Javert, Van Helsing and one of them that went a little wrong and got a mutant X Gene and became Wolverine, all part of the Prestige EU
July 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My son has got me going on this fan theory that all the Hugh Jackman roles set in the 1800s could be escaped clones of his The Prestige character. So PT Barnum, Javert, Van Helsing and one of them that went a little wrong and got a mutant X Gene and became Wolverine, all part of the Prestige EU
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Happy Birthday Dr Who! Still a quote I find more and more resonant. #doctorwho
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy Birthday Dr Who! Still a quote I find more and more resonant. #doctorwho
🎵 Informer, ya' no say daddy me Pope me I go blame
I lick he boom-boom down
'Tective man a say, say daddy me Pope me stab someone down the lane
I lick he boom-boom down
Informer, ya' no say daddy me Pope me I go blame
I lick he boom-boom down 🎵
I lick he boom-boom down
'Tective man a say, say daddy me Pope me stab someone down the lane
I lick he boom-boom down
Informer, ya' no say daddy me Pope me I go blame
I lick he boom-boom down 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
🎵 Informer, ya' no say daddy me Pope me I go blame
I lick he boom-boom down
'Tective man a say, say daddy me Pope me stab someone down the lane
I lick he boom-boom down
Informer, ya' no say daddy me Pope me I go blame
I lick he boom-boom down 🎵
I lick he boom-boom down
'Tective man a say, say daddy me Pope me stab someone down the lane
I lick he boom-boom down
Informer, ya' no say daddy me Pope me I go blame
I lick he boom-boom down 🎵
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JOIN US! this Monday, the 24th of #Noirvember at 8pm GMT, as the brilliant Ida Lupino takes on #RobertRyan at his most unhinged in 1952's BEWARE, MY LOVELY!
#TheFilmCrowd
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#TheFilmCrowd
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November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
JOIN US! this Monday, the 24th of #Noirvember at 8pm GMT, as the brilliant Ida Lupino takes on #RobertRyan at his most unhinged in 1952's BEWARE, MY LOVELY!
#TheFilmCrowd
Link in post below👇
#TheFilmCrowd
Link in post below👇
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#FCAnnounce - JOIN US! this Monday, the 24th of #Noirvember at 8pm, to welcome Ida Lupino back to #TheFilmCrowd, as a widow who hires a handyman to help around the house, but gets more than she bargained for when #RobertRyan answers her call!
BEWARE, MY LOVELY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqbp...
BEWARE, MY LOVELY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqbp...
Beware, My Lovely (1952) - Full Movie - Film noir
YouTube video by Saab 26
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November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
#FCAnnounce - JOIN US! this Monday, the 24th of #Noirvember at 8pm, to welcome Ida Lupino back to #TheFilmCrowd, as a widow who hires a handyman to help around the house, but gets more than she bargained for when #RobertRyan answers her call!
BEWARE, MY LOVELY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqbp...
BEWARE, MY LOVELY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqbp...
A good film, that doesn't feel entirely noirish, due to the colour photography, and unusual (for the time) setting. But the cast
were good, and it was a solid story of very dumb criminals.
Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmcrowd
were good, and it was a solid story of very dumb criminals.
Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmcrowd
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A good film, that doesn't feel entirely noirish, due to the colour photography, and unusual (for the time) setting. But the cast
were good, and it was a solid story of very dumb criminals.
Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmcrowd
were good, and it was a solid story of very dumb criminals.
Until next time, adieu! #TheFilmcrowd
Everyone's aim is so bad, this fight may still be going on today. #TheFilmcrowd
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Everyone's aim is so bad, this fight may still be going on today. #TheFilmcrowd
Is Sandy just dumb, or can he not see the truth because he has a thing for Eddie? #TheFilmCrowd
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Is Sandy just dumb, or can he not see the truth because he has a thing for Eddie? #TheFilmCrowd
"In Japan, a woman is taught from childhood to please a man." #TheFilmcrowd
a man wearing a life vest says i dunno i think that 's a bit doggy mate
ALT: a man wearing a life vest says i dunno i think that 's a bit doggy mate
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November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"In Japan, a woman is taught from childhood to please a man." #TheFilmcrowd
"I trusted you when I thought you were a criminal. But now I know you're a cop ..." #TheFilmcrowd
a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nope
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nope
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"I trusted you when I thought you were a criminal. But now I know you're a cop ..." #TheFilmcrowd