Andi Ewington
@andiewington.bsky.social
Writer of funny fantasy novels, comics, and computer games. Also writes for Warhammer (Black Library), 2000AD, and Steamforged Games.
New book: Bones & Betrayals: Silence of the Dead out now!
New book: Bones & Betrayals: Silence of the Dead out now!
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Andi Ewington
@andiewington.bsky.social
· Aug 11
You may be wondering why I’m keen to make Bones & Betrayals: Silence of the Dead a success—truth is, the games industry I love is in turmoil. I’m out of work and struggling to pay bills.
So that’s it—I need income, and I’d rather sell you an amazing book than simply ask for help.
Sorry!
So that’s it—I need income, and I’d rather sell you an amazing book than simply ask for help.
Sorry!
“I swear to God, you hit the back of my seat one more time…”
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
“I swear to God, you hit the back of my seat one more time…”
“WHY DO YOU ALWAYS NEED A RIDE WHEN I’M TRYING TO HAVE A BATH, GARY!”
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
“WHY DO YOU ALWAYS NEED A RIDE WHEN I’M TRYING TO HAVE A BATH, GARY!”
“IT’S THE COPS, GARY! JUST ACT NATURAL—AND FOR FUCK SAKE, DON’T MENTION THE CAT…”
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“IT’S THE COPS, GARY! JUST ACT NATURAL—AND FOR FUCK SAKE, DON’T MENTION THE CAT…”
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#FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social
#TheHeroInterviews is a jocular tale with footnotes galore that only keep you chuckling. And it introduces you to the main characters of #SilenceOfTheDead. Which involves a lot of pie death. And much humour
#FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social
#TheHeroInterviews is a jocular tale with footnotes galore that only keep you chuckling. And it introduces you to the main characters of #SilenceOfTheDead. Which involves a lot of pie death. And much humour
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
!!!!!***SUPPORT INDIE AUTHORS***!!!!!
#FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social
#TheHeroInterviews is a jocular tale with footnotes galore that only keep you chuckling. And it introduces you to the main characters of #SilenceOfTheDead. Which involves a lot of pie death. And much humour
#FF @andiewington.bsky.social @ericamarks.bsky.social
#TheHeroInterviews is a jocular tale with footnotes galore that only keep you chuckling. And it introduces you to the main characters of #SilenceOfTheDead. Which involves a lot of pie death. And much humour
Barbarian: “Alright, here’s the plan: the fighters hit the dragon from the front, the wizard blasts it with spells, the rogue slips around for a backstab, and the ranger covers us with their bow. All clear?”
(Awkward silence)
Barbarian: “Well, it looks like the group’s healer has a question…”
(Awkward silence)
Barbarian: “Well, it looks like the group’s healer has a question…”
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Barbarian: “Alright, here’s the plan: the fighters hit the dragon from the front, the wizard blasts it with spells, the rogue slips around for a backstab, and the ranger covers us with their bow. All clear?”
(Awkward silence)
Barbarian: “Well, it looks like the group’s healer has a question…”
(Awkward silence)
Barbarian: “Well, it looks like the group’s healer has a question…”
“LEAVE IT, GARY—REMEMBER YOU’RE HEAVILY ENCUMBERED…”
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“LEAVE IT, GARY—REMEMBER YOU’RE HEAVILY ENCUMBERED…”
I’m going to be at Warhammer Tottenham Court Road this Saturday (29th) from 4pm, signing copies of Da Red Gobbo’s Last Stand. Come say hello!
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’m going to be at Warhammer Tottenham Court Road this Saturday (29th) from 4pm, signing copies of Da Red Gobbo’s Last Stand. Come say hello!
DM: “You see goblins up ahead…”
Barbarian: “I draw my axe.”
DM: “Bard?”
Bard: “What?”
DM: “Aren’t you going to play a tune?”
Bard (glancing at the Barbarian): “Not again!”
DM (growling): “Play. Your. Tune.”
Bard (sighs, strums lute)
DM (rises slowly behind the screen): “HOOOOOWWWWLLL!”
Barbarian: “I draw my axe.”
DM: “Bard?”
Bard: “What?”
DM: “Aren’t you going to play a tune?”
Bard (glancing at the Barbarian): “Not again!”
DM (growling): “Play. Your. Tune.”
Bard (sighs, strums lute)
DM (rises slowly behind the screen): “HOOOOOWWWWLLL!”
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
DM: “You see goblins up ahead…”
Barbarian: “I draw my axe.”
DM: “Bard?”
Bard: “What?”
DM: “Aren’t you going to play a tune?”
Bard (glancing at the Barbarian): “Not again!”
DM (growling): “Play. Your. Tune.”
Bard (sighs, strums lute)
DM (rises slowly behind the screen): “HOOOOOWWWWLLL!”
Barbarian: “I draw my axe.”
DM: “Bard?”
Bard: “What?”
DM: “Aren’t you going to play a tune?”
Bard (glancing at the Barbarian): “Not again!”
DM (growling): “Play. Your. Tune.”
Bard (sighs, strums lute)
DM (rises slowly behind the screen): “HOOOOOWWWWLLL!”
When your couch crashes and you get the Spinning Pooch of Death…
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When your couch crashes and you get the Spinning Pooch of Death…
DM: “What’s wrong?’
Cat: “It’s about my character’s favoured enemy…”
DM: “Dragons?”
Cat: “Yes…”
DM: “What about them?”
Cat: “Do they like balls?”
DM: “Fireballs, yes…”
Cat: “What about chasing sticks?”
DM: “…”
Cat: “…”
DM: “Shall I just change it to say ‘dogs’?”
Cat: “Yes…”
DM grumbles
Cat: “It’s about my character’s favoured enemy…”
DM: “Dragons?”
Cat: “Yes…”
DM: “What about them?”
Cat: “Do they like balls?”
DM: “Fireballs, yes…”
Cat: “What about chasing sticks?”
DM: “…”
Cat: “…”
DM: “Shall I just change it to say ‘dogs’?”
Cat: “Yes…”
DM grumbles
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
DM: “What’s wrong?’
Cat: “It’s about my character’s favoured enemy…”
DM: “Dragons?”
Cat: “Yes…”
DM: “What about them?”
Cat: “Do they like balls?”
DM: “Fireballs, yes…”
Cat: “What about chasing sticks?”
DM: “…”
Cat: “…”
DM: “Shall I just change it to say ‘dogs’?”
Cat: “Yes…”
DM grumbles
Cat: “It’s about my character’s favoured enemy…”
DM: “Dragons?”
Cat: “Yes…”
DM: “What about them?”
Cat: “Do they like balls?”
DM: “Fireballs, yes…”
Cat: “What about chasing sticks?”
DM: “…”
Cat: “…”
DM: “Shall I just change it to say ‘dogs’?”
Cat: “Yes…”
DM grumbles
Cat DM: “You hear a noise in the dungeon corridor ahead…”
Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.”
Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.”
(Dog rolls a 10)
Cat DM: “You see a rat…”
Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“
Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”
Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.”
Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.”
(Dog rolls a 10)
Cat DM: “You see a rat…”
Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“
Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Cat DM: “You hear a noise in the dungeon corridor ahead…”
Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.”
Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.”
(Dog rolls a 10)
Cat DM: “You see a rat…”
Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“
Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”
Dog Barbarian: “I hold up my torch and ready my sword.”
Cat DM: “Roll for Perception.”
(Dog rolls a 10)
Cat DM: “You see a rat…”
Dog Barbarian: “Phew—“
Cat DM: “That’s over fifteen feet tall. It eats you. You are dead…”
Saruman: “One of the Halflings carries some snacks of great value. Bring them to me alive, and unspoiled. Kill the others!”
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Saruman: “One of the Halflings carries some snacks of great value. Bring them to me alive, and unspoiled. Kill the others!”
“GARY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
I SAID TO SUMMON A GOD, GARY…
A GOOOOOOOOD!!”
I SAID TO SUMMON A GOD, GARY…
A GOOOOOOOOD!!”
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“GARY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
I SAID TO SUMMON A GOD, GARY…
A GOOOOOOOOD!!”
I SAID TO SUMMON A GOD, GARY…
A GOOOOOOOOD!!”
Aragorn: ‘You have my Trumpet…’
Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’
Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’
Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’
Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Aragorn: ‘You have my Trumpet…’
Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’
Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’
Legolas: ‘And you have my Harp…’
Gimli: ‘—And my GIANT FUCKING HAMMER!’
Gandalf: “There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share p-OW!...”
a gold ring is floating in the water with a 4gifs.com watermark on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gandalf: “There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share p-OW!...”
Shadowfax, taking one look at the weather and deciding the beacons of Gondor can wait another day…
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Shadowfax, taking one look at the weather and deciding the beacons of Gondor can wait another day…
Aragorn: ‘You HAVE my sword!’
Gimli: ‘And MY axe!’
Gandalf: ‘Erm… Legolas?’
Legolas: …
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Gimli: ‘And MY axe!’
Gandalf: ‘Erm… Legolas?’
Legolas: …
vm.tiktok.com/ZNRJhDKn4/
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Aragorn: ‘You HAVE my sword!’
Gimli: ‘And MY axe!’
Gandalf: ‘Erm… Legolas?’
Legolas: …
vm.tiktok.com/ZNRJhDKn4/
Gimli: ‘And MY axe!’
Gandalf: ‘Erm… Legolas?’
Legolas: …
vm.tiktok.com/ZNRJhDKn4/
“‘Gandalf,’ the old bear repeated, as if recalling from old memory a long disused word. ‘Yes, that was the name... I ate Gandalf…”
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“‘Gandalf,’ the old bear repeated, as if recalling from old memory a long disused word. ‘Yes, that was the name... I ate Gandalf…”
Reposted by Andi Ewington
I cannot stress enough how much I hope Andi Ewington continues to write for the black library. He’s got the exact same sense of humour as Daniel Hardcastle and the same ability to pull on your heartstrings about things you ALREADY know are going to happen.
Banger book long live Da Red Gobbo
Banger book long live Da Red Gobbo
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I cannot stress enough how much I hope Andi Ewington continues to write for the black library. He’s got the exact same sense of humour as Daniel Hardcastle and the same ability to pull on your heartstrings about things you ALREADY know are going to happen.
Banger book long live Da Red Gobbo
Banger book long live Da Red Gobbo
'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
Reposted by Andi Ewington
Sorry for the late signal boost, folks, it's been a whirlwind day largely spent at the rink. Here's my take on this year's Red Gobbo novella by Andi Ewington!
#Warhammer #BookSky #BlackLibrary
#Warhammer #BookSky #BlackLibrary
In a back-to-back book reviewing storm, Jay returns for a special Saturday edition, reviewing Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand by Andi Ewington!
Goonhammer Reviews: Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand, by Andi Ewington
In a back-to-back book reviewing storm, Jay returns for a special Saturday edition, reviewing Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand by Andi Ewington!
www.goonhammer.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Sorry for the late signal boost, folks, it's been a whirlwind day largely spent at the rink. Here's my take on this year's Red Gobbo novella by Andi Ewington!
#Warhammer #BookSky #BlackLibrary
#Warhammer #BookSky #BlackLibrary
Treebeard’s cat, waiting for the moment the old Ent will finally quit hauling the hobbits about and put them down again…
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Treebeard’s cat, waiting for the moment the old Ent will finally quit hauling the hobbits about and put them down again…
Reposted by Andi Ewington
In a back-to-back book reviewing storm, Jay returns for a special Saturday edition, reviewing Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand by Andi Ewington!
Goonhammer Reviews: Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand, by Andi Ewington
In a back-to-back book reviewing storm, Jay returns for a special Saturday edition, reviewing Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand by Andi Ewington!
www.goonhammer.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
In a back-to-back book reviewing storm, Jay returns for a special Saturday edition, reviewing Da Red Gobbo's Last Stand by Andi Ewington!
Reposted by Andi Ewington
Grab this funny, fantasy whodunnit book while it's on offer! Perfect for Christmas!
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Bones & Betrayals... it's a steal!
‘Ello again. Well, seems there’s something in the air… they’re calling it Black Friday. Now, I know what you’re thinking—it’s that time of year when all the necromancers stumble out to the nearest tav...
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November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Grab this funny, fantasy whodunnit book while it's on offer! Perfect for Christmas!
www.bonesandbetrayals.com/post/bones-b...
www.bonesandbetrayals.com/post/bones-b...
Having just wrapped up writing the adventure for a big boardgame IP, I’m currently on the hunt for my next project. If you have any comics, novels, boardgames, game design, computer games development, or art direction needed — then give me a shout!
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Having just wrapped up writing the adventure for a big boardgame IP, I’m currently on the hunt for my next project. If you have any comics, novels, boardgames, game design, computer games development, or art direction needed — then give me a shout!