Dan Whitehead
@danwhitehead.net
Writer for books, comics, TV and games. Worked on Star Wars, Looney Tunes, LOTR, and more. Ella Upgraded, Hex Loader, Frankenstein Texas, Speccy Nation, Blondie (Z2), Terrahawks (Time Bomb), Minecraft (HarperCollins)
Find my stuff here: danwhitehead.net
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Dan Whitehead
@danwhitehead.net
· May 10
I've got a new book out! Cult Britannia is a 400-page beast covering hundreds of weird and wonderful world of British horror and science fiction movies from the quaint post-war 1950s through to the end of the post-modern digital 1990s.
Available in paperback and on Kindle here: amzn.eu/d/ghGmoNA
Available in paperback and on Kindle here: amzn.eu/d/ghGmoNA
And she basically played Lara herself in everything but name in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
And she basically played Lara herself in everything but name in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
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Tories and Reform starting to look like that brief period where there were two competing line ups of the Sugarbabes operating at the same time.
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Tories and Reform starting to look like that brief period where there were two competing line ups of the Sugarbabes operating at the same time.
Got some new shoes for special occasions.
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Got some new shoes for special occasions.
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
I'm mostly interested to see if taking on this many failed Tories stains Reform with the stink of the last 14 years. Will all the flagshaggers who vote for them as an alternative to the Conservatives want a party full of those same Conservatives?
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm mostly interested to see if taking on this many failed Tories stains Reform with the stink of the last 14 years. Will all the flagshaggers who vote for them as an alternative to the Conservatives want a party full of those same Conservatives?
I guess since they'd anointed him as the presumptive replacement for Badenoch it's a big deal, but really all that shows is how the Tories are down to the absolute dregs.
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I guess since they'd anointed him as the presumptive replacement for Badenoch it's a big deal, but really all that shows is how the Tories are down to the absolute dregs.
That's the entire first season.
January 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
That's the entire first season.
Mulder's sister was abducted as part of a decades-long conspiracy to create hybrid alien-human babies, using bees to spread black oil parasites.
BREAKING - Jenrick tweets: "It's time for the truth."
Defection imminent.
Defection imminent.
January 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Mulder's sister was abducted as part of a decades-long conspiracy to create hybrid alien-human babies, using bees to spread black oil parasites.
All I remember about this is that the plot had something to do with him losing his glasses, but he called them his "bins" like binoculars. My abiding memory is just him growling "where's my bins?" over and over.
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
All I remember about this is that the plot had something to do with him losing his glasses, but he called them his "bins" like binoculars. My abiding memory is just him growling "where's my bins?" over and over.
"Creator owned"
Yeah, they will be.
Yeah, they will be.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"Creator owned"
Yeah, they will be.
Yeah, they will be.
The S stands for Sensible.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The S stands for Sensible.
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness
Nearly crashed my car because I passed a van for a dogsitting service called IGGY PUP and felt the need to spontaneously applaud.
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Nearly crashed my car because I passed a van for a dogsitting service called IGGY PUP and felt the need to spontaneously applaud.
And yet every publisher has turned down my novel, The Man Who Sat At His Computer All Day, saying its "uneventful" and "unbearably tedious".
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 AM
And yet every publisher has turned down my novel, The Man Who Sat At His Computer All Day, saying its "uneventful" and "unbearably tedious".
As depicted in Edison's monograph, Caucasian Gentlemen Are Genetically Indisposed To Jumping.
January 15, 2026 at 9:36 AM
As depicted in Edison's monograph, Caucasian Gentlemen Are Genetically Indisposed To Jumping.
Wes Streeting timeline jumpscare.
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Wes Streeting timeline jumpscare.
"Was it...the Welsh Sex Maniac in the Caravan with the Tin Opener?"
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 AM
"Was it...the Welsh Sex Maniac in the Caravan with the Tin Opener?"
Iceland was the only country to jail bankers over the 2008 financial crisis, and even put the Prime Minister on trial. They do not fuck around.
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Iceland was the only country to jail bankers over the 2008 financial crisis, and even put the Prime Minister on trial. They do not fuck around.
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I made a tool that makes retro anime sound effects. Meet AnimeVox!
I made it for a game, but it's free to use.
I'm using the forgotten (but popular in 80s japan) Schroeder reverb algo, and some wobble.
If you find it useful consider supporting me on itch :)
castpixel.itch.io/animevox
I made it for a game, but it's free to use.
I'm using the forgotten (but popular in 80s japan) Schroeder reverb algo, and some wobble.
If you find it useful consider supporting me on itch :)
castpixel.itch.io/animevox
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I made a tool that makes retro anime sound effects. Meet AnimeVox!
I made it for a game, but it's free to use.
I'm using the forgotten (but popular in 80s japan) Schroeder reverb algo, and some wobble.
If you find it useful consider supporting me on itch :)
castpixel.itch.io/animevox
I made it for a game, but it's free to use.
I'm using the forgotten (but popular in 80s japan) Schroeder reverb algo, and some wobble.
If you find it useful consider supporting me on itch :)
castpixel.itch.io/animevox
His fake Doctor Strange “thanks” credit has vanished as well, but his equally imaginary Pirates of the Caribbean one is still there.
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
His fake Doctor Strange “thanks” credit has vanished as well, but his equally imaginary Pirates of the Caribbean one is still there.