JD S. Pumpkins
@jdniemand.bsky.social
Journo, occasional RPG writer, Twitter escapee. He/him.
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people just dont want this shit lol
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
people just dont want this shit lol
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Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
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"Congress is finally showing signs of life. Not allowing Trump to ONE WEIRD TRICK his way around the Constitution proves the legislative and judicial branches can stop some of his excesses. We can only hope they continue to stand up as this napping duck gets lamer and lamer." — @lizdye.bsky.social
Habba booted by Senate and judges who did their damn jobs
See! It is possible.
www.publicnotice.co
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Congress is finally showing signs of life. Not allowing Trump to ONE WEIRD TRICK his way around the Constitution proves the legislative and judicial branches can stop some of his excesses. We can only hope they continue to stand up as this napping duck gets lamer and lamer." — @lizdye.bsky.social
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Everywhere you look there is an opening for leadership.
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Everywhere you look there is an opening for leadership.
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
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One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
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Trump is one hour later for his speech in Pennsylvania and his pre-rally playlist is now repeating songs
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump is one hour later for his speech in Pennsylvania and his pre-rally playlist is now repeating songs
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How do French people resist the urge to respond "escargot fuck yourself" all the time
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
How do French people resist the urge to respond "escargot fuck yourself" all the time
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Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer https://theonion.com/clinic-closures-force-more-rural-americans-to-rely-on-horse-who-stomps-twice-when-patient-has-cancer/
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer https://theonion.com/clinic-closures-force-more-rural-americans-to-rely-on-horse-who-stomps-twice-when-patient-has-cancer/
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1/ It was the height of the pandemic, but Phoebe Putney Memorial had good news: At 99 years old, Maude Burke was the oldest COVID-19 patient they were discharging.
In a video, staff waved balloons, celebrating Burke beating the disease.
There was one issue: It wasn’t true. 🧵
In a video, staff waved balloons, celebrating Burke beating the disease.
There was one issue: It wasn’t true. 🧵
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
1/ It was the height of the pandemic, but Phoebe Putney Memorial had good news: At 99 years old, Maude Burke was the oldest COVID-19 patient they were discharging.
In a video, staff waved balloons, celebrating Burke beating the disease.
There was one issue: It wasn’t true. 🧵
In a video, staff waved balloons, celebrating Burke beating the disease.
There was one issue: It wasn’t true. 🧵
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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The Dem beat a guy named “Dutch Guest” and I can only conclude that the ugly anti-Netherlands crowd once again turned out
BREAKING: Democrats have *flipped* a seat in Georgia's state House tonight.
Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.
This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
Democrat Eric Gisler has won the seat, which was previously held by a Republican who resigned this fall.
This is a red territory: Trump won the district by 13% in 2024.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Dem beat a guy named “Dutch Guest” and I can only conclude that the ugly anti-Netherlands crowd once again turned out
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JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
JIMMY FALLON: [set and his suit looks like it’s from the 1970s for some reason] So you’re telling me the reason we are all sad is because of Volcano ghosts? That’s crazy. Haha. That’s nuts. Haha.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
L RON: [Grin like someone mashed chiclets into ground beef] That’s entirely correct Jim.
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Kids, don't take puberty blockers, but do have a good deep sniff of a Sharpie every time you use one.
This tweet explains a lot.
This tweet explains a lot.
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Kids, don't take puberty blockers, but do have a good deep sniff of a Sharpie every time you use one.
This tweet explains a lot.
This tweet explains a lot.
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Read the hot dog man post
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Read the hot dog man post
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After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
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guy who fell into a coma in 2015: why is the president directly implying people should murder new york times journalists and why is this barely a news story
2025 guy: ha ha james franco lynching meme
2015 guy: what the fuck is wrong with you people
2025 guy: ha ha james franco lynching meme
2015 guy: what the fuck is wrong with you people
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
guy who fell into a coma in 2015: why is the president directly implying people should murder new york times journalists and why is this barely a news story
2025 guy: ha ha james franco lynching meme
2015 guy: what the fuck is wrong with you people
2025 guy: ha ha james franco lynching meme
2015 guy: what the fuck is wrong with you people
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I actually do kind of believe that the doctors tell him they are hard tests that only geniuses can pass, because it's the only way to get him to sit still and do them
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I actually do kind of believe that the doctors tell him they are hard tests that only geniuses can pass, because it's the only way to get him to sit still and do them
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It was and is inevitable that the personal story of Trump ends in abject failure and humiliation.
The only question now is if we let him destroy the country completely while he's crashing.
The only question now is if we let him destroy the country completely while he's crashing.
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It was and is inevitable that the personal story of Trump ends in abject failure and humiliation.
The only question now is if we let him destroy the country completely while he's crashing.
The only question now is if we let him destroy the country completely while he's crashing.
hamnet should be an internet forum for people who like ham send tweet
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
hamnet should be an internet forum for people who like ham send tweet
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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guys who so proudly post snuff films of boat strikes online suddenly don't want to release a particular snuff film of a boat strike eh
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
guys who so proudly post snuff films of boat strikes online suddenly don't want to release a particular snuff film of a boat strike eh
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
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An important opinion piece, because it lays out the facts.
www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...
www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
An important opinion piece, because it lays out the facts.
www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...
www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...
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One terrible thing John Fetterman has done is cast suspicion on any guy who wears basketball shorts all winter despite most of them being really cool and nice
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
One terrible thing John Fetterman has done is cast suspicion on any guy who wears basketball shorts all winter despite most of them being really cool and nice