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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 2h

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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda tangential but I spoke to someone a while ago who rented their house to Nicola Charles after they moved interstate, and they said she absolutely trashed the place. Like, 'livestock in the bedrooms' level of trashed the place.

Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 1d

Former Neighbours star Nicola Charles got kicked in the head by a mule named COVID-19 & reinvented herself as a binfluencer w strong opinions about (((Soros))) & Co..

'My instincts are telling me that covered faces, the burning of Police effifies & the celebrating of terrorists is actually an effort to incite violence from the peaceful March for Australia Aussies.
It didn't work.
I am pretty sure the dark forces behind this, Soros, Gates & Bankers are more than happy to see violence against the police to achieve their goals.
The colonisation of #Australia by a Regime not welcome by the people but being coddled by our Politicians.
I am proud of Australians for not taking the bait.
This is why Australia is so great.
I would be surprised if the covered people in this photo aren't the secret service.
You are an abomination.'

Still from a propaganda vid by Leon 'kofy_time' Kofmansky titled 'Melbourne Chaos: Antifa/Pro-Hamas Agitators', which labels as such opponents of the March for White Australia in MEL/Naarm on OCT 19, 2025 (vid also used by the Herald Sun in its reportage).

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 1d

Oh noooo, my battery is too small and pathetic. I need another bigger, better battery to get the job done.

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 1d

Gotcha

a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a surprised look on her face .

ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a surprised look on her face .

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 2d

Had to look this up as a non US citizen, and it does seem that it is his cross to bear.

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 2d

So you're not a lizard that posts.

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Romeo Dandy, #1 Monster Mash Stan @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 3d

I have gotten two different ads in a row on TikTok that start with an ai generated woman about to fuck a horse interrupted by an ad for roofing. It’s so great that every ad is gonna be like this now, Nazi or hentai ai slop trying to sell you utilities.

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 3d

That was like 98 though, still working out the kinks I suppose

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 3d

Does a thrown weapon count, provided it can sever body parts?
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Turok 2 Razor Wind Fun

YouTube video by Behemoth Programmer

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 3d

Drinking piss really helped with my constant existential dread

Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 3d

As he says, no problem

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 5d

I thought you were talking about Oura, but I guess lesbian Oura is alive and kicking.

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 5d

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 7d

Ma'am.

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 7d

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 8d

a woman is kneeling down on a stage with a microphone in her hand .

Alt: Shakira gyrating and pooping a whole chicken

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 8d

Spanish Criminals tremble when you whisper the name of The Cum Wolf

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 8d

Perfect for a flight I'm taking.

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 8d

Treating romance like my shitty email job will surely lead to a successful and fulfilling relationship.

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 9d

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 10d

MCU piecemeal story construction has been a curse

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 12d

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

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cozy milly 🥀 @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 13d

no talk me i'm pervert

A screenshot of an enemy called Forgiven Perversion, which is standing in the corner of the room facing the wall akin to the "don't talk me angy" cat meme

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 12d

You're right to say it

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Opposable Cumbs @jauntyhog.bsky.social · 13d

Do not search "sfm" on here

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