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Foul dipshit. Very Stupid.
I suppose more generally things (even things that are supposed to be for larger bodies) aren't made with overweight people in mind; and that makes interacting with the world feel bad.
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's also that clothes fit properly. Even clothes that are bigger sizes just aren't cut for the shape, which seems stupid and bad.
December 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Didn't stop her before
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Handing over a circa 2007 LiveJournal account to the feds
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
In your own flat too
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Along with 20th Century Studios being Disney, the Fortnite-ification of Hollywood is almost complete.
December 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
People just say "bone structure" like it's an objective measure of beauty and not thinly veiled Phrenology.
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Every once and a while I mutter to myself "Toilet cucked on father's day".
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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It’s Hobart after all and nobody gets paid so getting a scan on a scanner that’s functional and getting someone to actually look at the scan is something of a lottery but we really need that stadium
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Handy
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🥵
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sometimes food is moist, dripping and glistening with juices.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM