Jasper Hedgehog
@jasperhedgehog.bsky.social
He/Him. Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. No Kings.
Likes: furries, drag, reality TV, nerd shit, music
Husband: HobbitusCaesar.bsky.social
Likes: furries, drag, reality TV, nerd shit, music
Husband: HobbitusCaesar.bsky.social
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
- Sister went to the "store"
- Family's casual racism
- I'm interrupted when I speak
- My mother would rather talk about everyone else in the family
Yep, it's Thanksgiving
- Family's casual racism
- I'm interrupted when I speak
- My mother would rather talk about everyone else in the family
Yep, it's Thanksgiving
a greeting card that says happy thanksgiving with leaves in the background
ALT: a greeting card that says happy thanksgiving with leaves in the background
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
- Sister went to the "store"
- Family's casual racism
- I'm interrupted when I speak
- My mother would rather talk about everyone else in the family
Yep, it's Thanksgiving
- Family's casual racism
- I'm interrupted when I speak
- My mother would rather talk about everyone else in the family
Yep, it's Thanksgiving
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If you’re about to have a rough day with family, just a quick reminder:
Tom Holland went on Lip Sync battle and created art that will forever fill you with joy.
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk...
Tom Holland went on Lip Sync battle and created art that will forever fill you with joy.
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If you’re about to have a rough day with family, just a quick reminder:
Tom Holland went on Lip Sync battle and created art that will forever fill you with joy.
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk...
Tom Holland went on Lip Sync battle and created art that will forever fill you with joy.
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk...
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#ShadowTheHedgehog Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
#ShadowTheHedgehog Happy Thanksgiving
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Oh man, my favorite P!ATD track: Having a Heated Gamer Moment in the Dry Bean Section the Day Before Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh man, my favorite P!ATD track: Having a Heated Gamer Moment in the Dry Bean Section the Day Before Thanksgiving
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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(door chime) do you guys have any cheese snacks in there
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
(door chime) do you guys have any cheese snacks in there
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
All of that to say that I really empathize with people who experience social anxiety and struggle making new relationships
And Im PISSED at all of the bullying Ive gone through in my life which has made it immensely difficult to tap into the star power my friends see in me, but I cant seem to find.
And Im PISSED at all of the bullying Ive gone through in my life which has made it immensely difficult to tap into the star power my friends see in me, but I cant seem to find.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
All of that to say that I really empathize with people who experience social anxiety and struggle making new relationships
And Im PISSED at all of the bullying Ive gone through in my life which has made it immensely difficult to tap into the star power my friends see in me, but I cant seem to find.
And Im PISSED at all of the bullying Ive gone through in my life which has made it immensely difficult to tap into the star power my friends see in me, but I cant seem to find.
All my friends describe me as social and extroverted but I just get very silly and let my walls down with people who've gotten to know me.
New people? I would rather be invisible. I've had too many people judge me right off the bat and make me feel small the moment I get expressive or excited.
New people? I would rather be invisible. I've had too many people judge me right off the bat and make me feel small the moment I get expressive or excited.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All my friends describe me as social and extroverted but I just get very silly and let my walls down with people who've gotten to know me.
New people? I would rather be invisible. I've had too many people judge me right off the bat and make me feel small the moment I get expressive or excited.
New people? I would rather be invisible. I've had too many people judge me right off the bat and make me feel small the moment I get expressive or excited.
This is not shade to anyone I am just vocalizing this into the void
But I cant help but notice that when introverts discuss having social anxiety or difficulty making friends, extroverts tend to come out with advice that really just comes down to "just talk to people! 😄"
But I cant help but notice that when introverts discuss having social anxiety or difficulty making friends, extroverts tend to come out with advice that really just comes down to "just talk to people! 😄"
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is not shade to anyone I am just vocalizing this into the void
But I cant help but notice that when introverts discuss having social anxiety or difficulty making friends, extroverts tend to come out with advice that really just comes down to "just talk to people! 😄"
But I cant help but notice that when introverts discuss having social anxiety or difficulty making friends, extroverts tend to come out with advice that really just comes down to "just talk to people! 😄"
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Woof, this one was tough as hell to do on plastic aida. Please enjoy my latest silly cross stitch. This pattern was made by TheRetroStitcher.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Woof, this one was tough as hell to do on plastic aida. Please enjoy my latest silly cross stitch. This pattern was made by TheRetroStitcher.
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No-one is without something they wish were different about themselves. Be honest, improve what you can, but be kind to yourself, too. Don't become your own bully.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No-one is without something they wish were different about themselves. Be honest, improve what you can, but be kind to yourself, too. Don't become your own bully.
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
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The 2086 nuclear family #ofthedevil
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The 2086 nuclear family #ofthedevil
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
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Should I buy a fursuit?
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Should I buy a fursuit?
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it is quite emotionally distressing to always guess how someone feels about you.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it is quite emotionally distressing to always guess how someone feels about you.