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Coach Gowron
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 12h
Dammit, Nu'Daq! Stop yodeling!
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 12h
You are worthy of respect, of friendship, of love. Sometimes you may need to work harder to bring it forth, but never doubt that it is within you.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 13h
We could just stun him, but after all that fiber it might lead to unintended consequences.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 13h
No, those little jerks deserve it.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 15h
I asked Meemaw if you could come to the family feast and she said you could as long as you sit at the folding card table with the younger cousins.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 15h
Don't be too honored. It's just an empty Big 8 Cola can that he poked some holes in.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 1d
That's a risk I'm willing to take on Morn's behalf.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
When we live through difficult times it can be easy to succumb to despair, to see nothing but darkness on the horizon. But one day, in happier times, songs will be sung of those who persevered. Strive to be sung about as one who brought hope, as one who carried light over that horizon.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
That is an excellent point. Maybe we should let that Pakled delegation have a go at it. They seem eager.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 2d
Don't panic, Chief. I'll round up some nerds to reprogram the replicators while you fetch the Morn Net.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
Fortunately Quark lets the subject drop when I scowl in a particularly menacing fashion. I'm very good at scowling.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
That calculator had entirely too many numbers on it!
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
Do not judge your life by what you can afford, or worse, what you can't afford. An honorable life does not come with a price tag.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
My antique decorative pipes! They're all dented!
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
A true warrior never gives up! Do you have a third shoulder we can try?
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 3d
// A little bit of topical lunacy, courtesy of @auralnauts-craven.bsky.social
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
She is excellent at topiary.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
Okay okay okay. I've got it this time...
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
That's a different department. The chairs are shaped differently there.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
Most of the them work in HR (Humanoid Resources).
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
Hold still, Chief. I've been practicing.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
That reminds me, tell Keiko I found the spurs she's been missing.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
I'm going to go ahead and loop back to touch base with you. Via fax. Here it comes...
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
Are you back with us, Chief? Say something an energy being would never say, like "I hate glowing!" or "Corporeal beings are the best!"
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 4d
Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. Energize.
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