Since everything is free there, it just makes sense. Take anything that isn't bolted down, and for the rest I'll bring the bolt cutters.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Since everything is free there, it just makes sense. Take anything that isn't bolted down, and for the rest I'll bring the bolt cutters.
Hello, Chef. The Universal Translator seems to be malfunctioning today. So you're saying that everything is free at Quarks today? That IS a good deal.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hello, Chef. The Universal Translator seems to be malfunctioning today. So you're saying that everything is free at Quarks today? That IS a good deal.
Exactly. If I were a muffin, I certainly would not be enjoying these muffins so much. That would be wrong.
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Exactly. If I were a muffin, I certainly would not be enjoying these muffins so much. That would be wrong.
Yes. She's a very promising student.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yes. She's a very promising student.
By "Muffin Thief", do you mean a thief who steals muffins? Or a muffin who steals? Or even a muffin who steals muffins? In any case, I'm getting hungry for those abandoned muffins I took back to my office.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
By "Muffin Thief", do you mean a thief who steals muffins? Or a muffin who steals? Or even a muffin who steals muffins? In any case, I'm getting hungry for those abandoned muffins I took back to my office.
I just need somebody to yell at. I have a lot of yelling to catch up on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I just need somebody to yell at. I have a lot of yelling to catch up on.
I would like to speak to the the replicators' manager.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I would like to speak to the the replicators' manager.
Brad is clearly no match for a group of 3rd graders.
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Brad is clearly no match for a group of 3rd graders.
Perhaps you should also strive to report him to Starfleet HR.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Perhaps you should also strive to report him to Starfleet HR.
Custodian, unclog thyself.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Custodian, unclog thyself.
It's a big clog, Chief. Very challenging. Just what you need to wow the judges at Plumbing Regionals.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's a big clog, Chief. Very challenging. Just what you need to wow the judges at Plumbing Regionals.
Yes, and after 30 issues that price went up to $39.99 a month. He cancelled that subscription 3 years ago (or more accurately his credit card was frozen) and we STILL get junk mail from Columbia Porn House.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yes, and after 30 issues that price went up to $39.99 a month. He cancelled that subscription 3 years ago (or more accurately his credit card was frozen) and we STILL get junk mail from Columbia Porn House.
Honor compels me to notify all prospective buyers that it's mostly Horta porn.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Honor compels me to notify all prospective buyers that it's mostly Horta porn.
Well Nu'Daq is only allowed 15 minutes of phone time a day while he waits for his hearing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Well Nu'Daq is only allowed 15 minutes of phone time a day while he waits for his hearing.
Minus the success part.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Minus the success part.
I have Brad keeping an eye on you. So you'd better not do anything that's not Brad Approved or else you'll experience the Bradwrath.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I have Brad keeping an eye on you. So you'd better not do anything that's not Brad Approved or else you'll experience the Bradwrath.
Amazing. We truly do live in The Future.
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Amazing. We truly do live in The Future.
It turns out it was AI. I should have known that plungers usually don't have that many fingers.
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It turns out it was AI. I should have known that plungers usually don't have that many fingers.
Listen, Chief, we all make mistakes. Yours was leaving us unsupervised.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Listen, Chief, we all make mistakes. Yours was leaving us unsupervised.
Well I didn't read the manual, if that's what you're implying.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Well I didn't read the manual, if that's what you're implying.
It reminds me of family dinner at Meemaw's. I find it comforting, so you'd better leave it the way it is or you'll be sorry.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It reminds me of family dinner at Meemaw's. I find it comforting, so you'd better leave it the way it is or you'll be sorry.
Well that way you can pass the time practicing your plunging technique. And you're safe from Michael Faraday's ghost, which is the important thing.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Well that way you can pass the time practicing your plunging technique. And you're safe from Michael Faraday's ghost, which is the important thing.