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Igfig
@igfig.bsky.social
Web developer, game designer, kibitzer. He/Him.
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Here's something for your Monday break time, that I just learned about from from the excellent @cigumo.bsky.social - Daniel Benmergui's newest game, 'Dragonsweeper,' a Minesweeperlike dungeon crawl! Fiendishly fascinating... and a GREAT soundtrack! danielben.itch.io/dragonsweeper
Dragonsweeper by Daniel Benmergui
A roguelike minesweeper adventure
danielben.itch.io
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Thank you so much rahaeli - When I heard this news I went to Wikipedia and quickly gave up. This thread actually taught me what I wanted to know!
Okay! This is going to take a while so I had to finish some stuff first, but: Why Da Pope Fucking Up Opus Dei Is A Huge Fucking Deal: a thread
Gimme an hour or two and then I'll explain why this is a "holy fucking shit" moment!
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
seasonal haiku:

The fall winds skitter
A cardboard box through the square
Unless... Solid Snake?
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
press C to Crouch. press W to Walk. press S to Step backwards. press A to go Askance. press D to go Dat Way
October 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Every time I hear the name Dan Bongino, for a moment I assume he's a washed-up comedian with a primetime sitcom. Which I guess isn't too far off
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Why name it FOXHOUND when they could have named it Shadow Moses Wizard Gang
September 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Happy Labor Day!

Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work...

Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?
September 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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who up crafting they snelm
let's fuckin go
September 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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holy shit
Early treat for @erinbiba.bsky.social because I am about to pass out.
August 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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July 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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the trick is the scientist has to be having secret lunch dates with a poet, where they eat plums and cheese, and he’ll look at the plum, then the poet, then BAM he’ll just know

it doesn’t work any other way, everyone knows this
a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel
August 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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immaculate vibe
August 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Currently on the phone with Visa

Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use

The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch

(cont)
July 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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nw a fan edit of this apparently high-quality Star Trek: The Next Generation porn parody that removes about an hour and a half of sexual content and leaves just the fan fiction part lmfao
Star Trek TNG: A Tale of Two Cities [FanFilm]
YouTube video by Dan Armitage
youtu.be
June 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm like the guy in Disco Elysium who takes every drug before each skill check, if by "every drug" you mean "a small cup of coffee" and by "each skill check" you mean "driving"
July 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
projects.propublica.org
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Me: I know everyone at the party, and we have lots to talk about. It's going to be a good time.

The two cups of coffee I had earlier: Nevertheless, B E W A R E
July 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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June 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I read this once and it will stick with me forever: the truth constrains you. Knowledge about how to do good obligates you to do it. Freedom is not letting anyone tell you to wear a mask. Freedom is not insulting doctors by making them wash their hands. To the free, every fact is blackmail.
i still haven't seen anybody specifically screaming about this horrifying footnote from thomas's concurrence so here it is extracted and ready for screaming
June 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM