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I am Ian. I battle robots.

@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social

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Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly. I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter. Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum. Don't DM me if I don't know you

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · Oct 8

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and don't forget to Like and Subscribe!

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 5h

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 4h

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 4h

Pretty much, yeah 👍

I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 6h

Sit Rep

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 6h

My favourite Milli Vanilli anecdote is about They Might Be Giants.
When they were first going around, they used to travel in two mini vans. One was called Milli...

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 6h

I've got, like three quid. And the last people I'd be giving that to would be the hapless dupes of the ruling classes.

I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not going to argue with your point, right here 😂

I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

It wasn't that awful Judge Dredd one, was it? I know he only played a small part, but he's still a part of the whole balls up that it was.

He didn't deserve to get to be Fergie

I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Probably for the best. Their ancestors would be spinning in their well looked after graves if they did.

I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

If Rob Schneider was a dog, he'd walk backwards and wag his head.

Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 1d

Rob Schneider is sooo friggin dumb

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, The Antipodes were a warning sign that nature don't need no Homo Sapiens, yet here they are.

At least, they're only Australians.

What? What? Like you're not thinking the same thing?

Only me?... err, k. Ahem, it's been a long day

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh, Stygian. Nice

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Remind me, if I am not being too self-indulgent, has Mr Pip ever barked at The Treaty of Westphalia?
There have been so, so many barks...

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Mandeville was cavendish_maid 📎 @mandeville24.bsky.social · 1d

Starmer needs to do the right thing and ignore this pressure to sack Jess Phillips she’s done nothing but fight for abused women and children.
@darrenpjones.bsky.social

Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 2d

This sort of screams that the pressure on Phillips is coming from the far right, and that the Grooming Gangs Inquiry has been politicised to stir up [more] resentment in the UK.

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www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Five grooming gang survivors tell PM they will stay on panel only if Jess Phillips remains in post

Exclusive: In fresh controversy, the women write to Keir Starmer and Shabana Mahmood to speak up for safeguarding minister

www.theguardian.com

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Between you and be grateful! We all know what we signed up for/became inadvertently involved in...

I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Wot, no Spam? Tsk 🙄

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

I could make a cheesy comment about the results, but that would be brieneath me.

Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 1d

Plaid Cymru wins the Caerphilly by-election with 47%

Reform is second on 36%

Labour comes a distant third.

It was a record turnout

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Right back at'cha!

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 1d

Happy #FuckOffFriday to all who celebrate 🤗
Goals 👇

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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 1d

REFORM threw everything at Caerphilly, all their dark money, all their big name, far right agitators, they played the race card, as usual, and got well and truly shafted by Plaid.

#anyonebutReform

a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background

ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 2d

This the massive pro-Hungary / pro-democracy rally called ‘National march’ on the day of the October 23, 1956 Revolution, in Budapest, Hungary. Thousands of people filled the streets to honour their heroes and reject authoritarianism, fascism, and Putin's puppet Viktor Orbán. #3E

view from a plane of the massive pro-democracy rally

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@Spookerleggera - evil incarnate, for one month only!🧛🦇⚰️👹 @superleggera.bsky.social · 2d

It was going to be a goat, but apparently he's not to be trusted around kids.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Curried Spam sounds good to me 😋🍴💨

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 2d

If this isn't enough for Tesla to find a way to get rid of him...

I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 2d

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