I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
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Reform: As crooked as a greyhound's back legs 🙄
Reform said to be running cash for access, £10.000 per year for exclusive access to the leadership. That's who they want to appeal too, not you or I.
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Reform: As crooked as a greyhound's back legs 🙄
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The FIFA Peace prize makes as much sense as a NFL neuroscience prize would.
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The FIFA Peace prize makes as much sense as a NFL neuroscience prize would.
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X fined €120m by the EU for breaking the law, instead of paying his dues and following the law, the billionaire criminal Elon Musk proceeded to have a public crash out and shriek that the EU should be "abolished."
spookyconnections.com/2025/12/06/e...
spookyconnections.com/2025/12/06/e...
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
X fined €120m by the EU for breaking the law, instead of paying his dues and following the law, the billionaire criminal Elon Musk proceeded to have a public crash out and shriek that the EU should be "abolished."
spookyconnections.com/2025/12/06/e...
spookyconnections.com/2025/12/06/e...
A soldier sat in the army jail
And his mother had brought him a pudding
But the sergeant said it was against the rules
Even though it was a good 'un
Then he saw the look in the mother's eyes
And he knew she was feeling hurt
So he did a thing he thought he'd never do
He helped a soldier to dessert
And his mother had brought him a pudding
But the sergeant said it was against the rules
Even though it was a good 'un
Then he saw the look in the mother's eyes
And he knew she was feeling hurt
So he did a thing he thought he'd never do
He helped a soldier to dessert
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A soldier sat in the army jail
And his mother had brought him a pudding
But the sergeant said it was against the rules
Even though it was a good 'un
Then he saw the look in the mother's eyes
And he knew she was feeling hurt
So he did a thing he thought he'd never do
He helped a soldier to dessert
And his mother had brought him a pudding
But the sergeant said it was against the rules
Even though it was a good 'un
Then he saw the look in the mother's eyes
And he knew she was feeling hurt
So he did a thing he thought he'd never do
He helped a soldier to dessert
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The standard Tankie view that Ukrainians, despite the best soviet engineers, the existing warheads, delivery vehicles and cruise missiles, couldn't have given Ukraine a nuclear deterrent.
We've worked hard at manufacturing this consent to excuse our invasion
We've worked hard at manufacturing this consent to excuse our invasion
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The standard Tankie view that Ukrainians, despite the best soviet engineers, the existing warheads, delivery vehicles and cruise missiles, couldn't have given Ukraine a nuclear deterrent.
We've worked hard at manufacturing this consent to excuse our invasion
We've worked hard at manufacturing this consent to excuse our invasion
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FIFA
Federation of
Imbeciles and
Fawning
Arseholes.
Federation of
Imbeciles and
Fawning
Arseholes.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
FIFA
Federation of
Imbeciles and
Fawning
Arseholes.
Federation of
Imbeciles and
Fawning
Arseholes.
This 👇
The work before you is the work of generations.
Long is the way and hard that from darkness leads up into light.
A land divided, a land torn asunder by Russian assets, vested interests, and outright traitors.
Long is the way and hard that from darkness leads up into light.
A land divided, a land torn asunder by Russian assets, vested interests, and outright traitors.
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This 👇
Worst. Door-stop. Ever.
What even The Fuck is that? Looks like it cost twelve quid...
What even The Fuck is that? Looks like it cost twelve quid...
Severed hands and a globe made out of a meatball, the Mafia got really creative.
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Worst. Door-stop. Ever.
What even The Fuck is that? Looks like it cost twelve quid...
What even The Fuck is that? Looks like it cost twelve quid...
It's time! It's time for the weekly Jeffageddon!
Laugh through the tears. It'll help.
PS: Register and Vote the fuckers out
Laugh through the tears. It'll help.
PS: Register and Vote the fuckers out
DONNY IS THE BIGGEST “DIAPERLOAD” ON THE PLANET. HE HAS NO IDEA THAT EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIS WORTHLESS FAKE PARTICIPATION TROPHY. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING TODDLER. I COVER ALL THAT AND MORE IN ‘THIS WEEK IN STUPID,’ MY ROUND-UP OF THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48ltylc
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's time! It's time for the weekly Jeffageddon!
Laugh through the tears. It'll help.
PS: Register and Vote the fuckers out
Laugh through the tears. It'll help.
PS: Register and Vote the fuckers out
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Get ready for Dima to threaten WW3 soon.
Russian alcohol prices spiking in 2026, civil unrest likely.
The Kremlin is clearly desperate for money to risk this. For 0.5L bottles, price jumps are:
🔹Vodka: 17%
🔹Brandy: 28%
🔹Cognac and Whiskey: 16%
Expect a lot more angry posts from AlcoMedvedev next year.
The Kremlin is clearly desperate for money to risk this. For 0.5L bottles, price jumps are:
🔹Vodka: 17%
🔹Brandy: 28%
🔹Cognac and Whiskey: 16%
Expect a lot more angry posts from AlcoMedvedev next year.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Get ready for Dima to threaten WW3 soon.
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OTD in 1999 the Russian air force dropped leaflets on Gronzy saying anyone, civilians or otherwise, who remained in the city would be killed.
And no, BBC didn't call this an escalation either.
And no, BBC didn't call this an escalation either.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
OTD in 1999 the Russian air force dropped leaflets on Gronzy saying anyone, civilians or otherwise, who remained in the city would be killed.
And no, BBC didn't call this an escalation either.
And no, BBC didn't call this an escalation either.
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We normally have a tree but the royals are freaks so...
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
We normally have a tree but the royals are freaks so...
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"At some point the men began waving to something overhead, which three people familiar with the briefing said logically must have been U.S. aircraft flying above them. All three interpreted the actions of the men as signaling for help, rescue, or surrender."
Boat Strike Survivors Clung to Wreckage for Some 45 Minutes Before U.S. Military Killed Them
“There are a lot of disturbing aspects. But this is one of the most disturbing.”
theintercept.com/2025/12/05/b...
“There are a lot of disturbing aspects. But this is one of the most disturbing.”
theintercept.com/2025/12/05/b...
Boat Strike Survivors Clung to Wreckage for Some 45 Minutes Before U.S. Military Killed Them
“There are a lot of disturbing aspects. But this is one of the most disturbing.”
theintercept.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"At some point the men began waving to something overhead, which three people familiar with the briefing said logically must have been U.S. aircraft flying above them. All three interpreted the actions of the men as signaling for help, rescue, or surrender."
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December 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
All joking aside. If this God guy really does love us, he's got a funny fucking way of showing it
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
All joking aside. If this God guy really does love us, he's got a funny fucking way of showing it
Reform, in a nutshell.
"Are you the racist?"
"No, it's you!"
"No, I'm sure it's you...."
"No, it's you!"
"No, I'm sure it's you...."
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reform, in a nutshell.
I have spent most of the last 30 years working in social care. I work with adults who have learning disabilities and are seriously autistic.
I love my job and I love the people I work for. I wouldn't change it for the world.
Having said that. This is the most retarded thing I have ever fucking seen
I love my job and I love the people I work for. I wouldn't change it for the world.
Having said that. This is the most retarded thing I have ever fucking seen
🏅 Trump receives first-ever FIFA Peace Prize during 2026 World Cup draw
Trump receives first-ever FIFA Peace Prize during 2026 World Cup draw
US President Donald Trump has been awarded the first-ever FIFA Peace Prize during the draw for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. The prize was presented by FIFA President Gianni Infantino.
www.pravda.com.ua
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I have spent most of the last 30 years working in social care. I work with adults who have learning disabilities and are seriously autistic.
I love my job and I love the people I work for. I wouldn't change it for the world.
Having said that. This is the most retarded thing I have ever fucking seen
I love my job and I love the people I work for. I wouldn't change it for the world.
Having said that. This is the most retarded thing I have ever fucking seen
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This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Fortnum and Mason
Seraphim
Judah Ben-Hur
Spigots
Galoshes
A specific Shopping trolley
Turkish delight
A rain dirty valley
Lumbar punctures
Leaf spring suspension
Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Threepenny bits
Bile
Dreadnoughts
Flanges
and
Throckmorton.
Fortnum and Mason
Seraphim
Judah Ben-Hur
Spigots
Galoshes
A specific Shopping trolley
Turkish delight
A rain dirty valley
Lumbar punctures
Leaf spring suspension
Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Threepenny bits
Bile
Dreadnoughts
Flanges
and
Throckmorton.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Fortnum and Mason
Seraphim
Judah Ben-Hur
Spigots
Galoshes
A specific Shopping trolley
Turkish delight
A rain dirty valley
Lumbar punctures
Leaf spring suspension
Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Threepenny bits
Bile
Dreadnoughts
Flanges
and
Throckmorton.
Fortnum and Mason
Seraphim
Judah Ben-Hur
Spigots
Galoshes
A specific Shopping trolley
Turkish delight
A rain dirty valley
Lumbar punctures
Leaf spring suspension
Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Threepenny bits
Bile
Dreadnoughts
Flanges
and
Throckmorton.
Jeff's having a typically furious one again, today.
Ironically, he's one of the people who keep me sane. It's nice to know you're not alone.
Ironically, he's one of the people who keep me sane. It's nice to know you're not alone.
SO NOW BLOODTHIRSTY DONNY DIAPERLOAD IS PUTTING HIS WRETCHED NAME ON THE 'US INSTITUTE OF PEACE." HOLY SHIT, WE'RE ALL TRAPPED IN AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO YET ANOTHER ONE OF MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POSTS, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/4iFrd8d
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Jeff's having a typically furious one again, today.
Ironically, he's one of the people who keep me sane. It's nice to know you're not alone.
Ironically, he's one of the people who keep me sane. It's nice to know you're not alone.
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The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.
"So, nothing from the allied side?"
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"So, nothing from the allied side?"
How long before Europe takes this war (Russia is At War with us) to Vladimir's front door?
‼️ French military open fire on drones flying over nuclear submarine base
French military open fire on drones flying over nuclear submarine base
French Navy personnel opened fire on drones on Thursday 4 December over the area where France's nuclear submarines are stationed.
www.pravda.com.ua
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How long before Europe takes this war (Russia is At War with us) to Vladimir's front door?
Your occasional reminder that Nigel Farage is a complete and utter cunt. How dare he mention corruption when we all know that he's working for the enemy of democratic principles?
Wanker. Corrupt Wanker. Racist Corrupt Wanker.
No Nazis. Not now. Not ever.
#russia
#ukraine
#slavaukraini
Wanker. Corrupt Wanker. Racist Corrupt Wanker.
No Nazis. Not now. Not ever.
#russia
#ukraine
#slavaukraini
Sigh.
Farage Ukraine one of the most corrupt countries in the world.
Farage Ukraine one of the most corrupt countries in the world.
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Your occasional reminder that Nigel Farage is a complete and utter cunt. How dare he mention corruption when we all know that he's working for the enemy of democratic principles?
Wanker. Corrupt Wanker. Racist Corrupt Wanker.
No Nazis. Not now. Not ever.
#russia
#ukraine
#slavaukraini
Wanker. Corrupt Wanker. Racist Corrupt Wanker.
No Nazis. Not now. Not ever.
#russia
#ukraine
#slavaukraini
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If you want your Bluesky to be a bit sillier, you could do worse than follow the #totp hashtag.
And if you like gentle nostalgia and hauntological things, there is a whole bunch of us follow the wonderful @bobfischer.bsky.social I'm biased, but I think it’s the nicest corner of the internet 🙂
And if you like gentle nostalgia and hauntological things, there is a whole bunch of us follow the wonderful @bobfischer.bsky.social I'm biased, but I think it’s the nicest corner of the internet 🙂
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you want your Bluesky to be a bit sillier, you could do worse than follow the #totp hashtag.
And if you like gentle nostalgia and hauntological things, there is a whole bunch of us follow the wonderful @bobfischer.bsky.social I'm biased, but I think it’s the nicest corner of the internet 🙂
And if you like gentle nostalgia and hauntological things, there is a whole bunch of us follow the wonderful @bobfischer.bsky.social I'm biased, but I think it’s the nicest corner of the internet 🙂