I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
Absolutely this
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Absolutely this
Name That Priest
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Name That Priest
His mechanism's gone!
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
His mechanism's gone!
We'll always have Richard Harris
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We'll always have Richard Harris
"We'll always have parrots".
At least, I think that's what he said...
At least, I think that's what he said...
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"We'll always have parrots".
At least, I think that's what he said...
At least, I think that's what he said...
Speak for yourself
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Speak for yourself
Sounds about right 😂
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Sounds about right 😂
I had a dream where I saw the future...
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I had a dream where I saw the future...
Happy Anniversary to all who celebrate!
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Happy Anniversary to all who celebrate!
Not sure about this new edit...
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not sure about this new edit...
Oh, spiffing. Not now, Patient Zero
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oh, spiffing. Not now, Patient Zero
He's panicking, isn't he?
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He's panicking, isn't he?
Agreed. I'd prefer to live in a Europe that isn't being constantly threatened.
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Agreed. I'd prefer to live in a Europe that isn't being constantly threatened.
Amen to that
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Amen to that