I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
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Nigel Farage
David Coburn, Russian asset?
Never met the man
David Coburn, Russian asset?
Never met the man
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nigel Farage
David Coburn, Russian asset?
Never met the man
David Coburn, Russian asset?
Never met the man
First day on the internet?
Mr Tiedrich
Please stop using offensive language when writing about the present regime. You’re bringing yourself down to their level.
Thank you
Please stop using offensive language when writing about the present regime. You’re bringing yourself down to their level.
Thank you
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
First day on the internet?
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This peace deal only has 3 steps.
1. Russia gets the land
2. Trump gets a bribe
3. Ukraine gets an empty promise
1. Russia gets the land
2. Trump gets a bribe
3. Ukraine gets an empty promise
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This peace deal only has 3 steps.
1. Russia gets the land
2. Trump gets a bribe
3. Ukraine gets an empty promise
1. Russia gets the land
2. Trump gets a bribe
3. Ukraine gets an empty promise
This week's protestations of Mr Pip.
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This week's protestations of Mr Pip.
It won't go anywhere, but you never know...
Sign this petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy. #StandWithUkraine #3E
The government responds to petitions with over 10,000 signatures, and at 100,000 signatures the petition is eligible for a parliamentary debate.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
The government responds to petitions with over 10,000 signatures, and at 100,000 signatures the petition is eligible for a parliamentary debate.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It won't go anywhere, but you never know...
Tell me you understand nothing about Christianity without actually Telling me you know nothing about Christianity.
She would have supplied the nails.
She would have supplied the nails.
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
Kemi Badenoch says welfare spending is unchristian
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tell me you understand nothing about Christianity without actually Telling me you know nothing about Christianity.
She would have supplied the nails.
She would have supplied the nails.
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Can anyone think of a single example of a population giving up their basic rights so their government can protect them and it going well?
Because I can't.
Because I can't.
Why do they want us to leave the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR)?
The Government moots leaving the ECHR as a pragmatic solution to an immigration “crisis”, but is there a more sinister motive behind the push?
The Government moots leaving the ECHR as a pragmatic solution to an immigration “crisis”, but is there a more sinister motive behind the push?
Why do they want us to leave the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR)?
The Government moots leaving the ECHR as a pragmatic solution to an immigration “crisis”, but is there a more sinister motive behind the push?
westenglandbylines.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can anyone think of a single example of a population giving up their basic rights so their government can protect them and it going well?
Because I can't.
Because I can't.
Name That Priest
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Name That Priest
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I LIST ALL THE THINGS I'M THANKFUL FOR, STARRING DONNY CONVICT, COUCHFUCK MCGEE, JESSE WATTERS, THE SPACE NAZI AND ALL THE USUAL SHITKAZOOS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE! HERE'S THE LINK. bit.ly/3MrSEpK
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I LIST ALL THE THINGS I'M THANKFUL FOR, STARRING DONNY CONVICT, COUCHFUCK MCGEE, JESSE WATTERS, THE SPACE NAZI AND ALL THE USUAL SHITKAZOOS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE! HERE'S THE LINK. bit.ly/3MrSEpK
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Next time someone asks what's the matter with Musk's Twitter, show them this:
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Next time someone asks what's the matter with Musk's Twitter, show them this:
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
An account in India, amplifying a billionaire from South Africa being cheered by an Irish passport holder (using an alias) to encourage civil unrest in the UK.
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
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It isn't a plan to end the war. It's a plan to let us regroup so we can invade again.
The plan to end the war in Ukraine doesn’t ensure peace—it ensures profits for Trump’s inner circle.
RDI Founder @garrykasparov.bsky.social on Steve Witkoff, Russia’s friendly deal, and privatization of power on a global scale.
RDI Founder @garrykasparov.bsky.social on Steve Witkoff, Russia’s friendly deal, and privatization of power on a global scale.
Diplomacy for Sale: How Witkoff and Co. Cut a Deal with Russia
A Moscow-friendly deal that sells out Ukraine exposes how Witkoff and others are reshaping diplomacy for profit.
www.thenextmove.org
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It isn't a plan to end the war. It's a plan to let us regroup so we can invade again.
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Love that it's still exploring
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Love that it's still exploring
History is unkind.
You will not be remembered.
You will not be remembered.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
History is unkind.
You will not be remembered.
You will not be remembered.
Or Twat. They both work. Just saying.
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Or Twat. They both work. Just saying.
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I posted a montage of 19 clips last week of Trump making personal attacks against female reporters in just the last few months. Now we have #20.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I posted a montage of 19 clips last week of Trump making personal attacks against female reporters in just the last few months. Now we have #20.
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Looks like I might need that OnlyFans account after all.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Looks like I might need that OnlyFans account after all.
Only 5 more days until Whamageddon
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Only 5 more days until Whamageddon
@ashashman1.bsky.social does Whamageddon include cover versions?
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@ashashman1.bsky.social does Whamageddon include cover versions?
We'll always have Richard Harris
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We'll always have Richard Harris
Does Whamageddon include cover versions?
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Does Whamageddon include cover versions?
What Jeff said 👇
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit pardons turkeys, forgets to collect bribe" — just another batshit day in the tinpot republic of America.
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Preznit Fuckwit pardons turkeys, forgets to collect bribe
just another batshit day in the tinpot republic of America
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What Jeff said 👇