Holographic Golem
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Triangle man that the more he thinks about it is really bad about distilling what exactly he's about.
Honestly, I'll take a rotating cast. Give me Mr Beast having his eyes roll back into his head after an uppercut. Give me Joe Rogan spitting out his soul after a body blow. Give me Stephen Miller peeing blood after a kidney punch.
I think boxing is a terrible sport unless Jake Paul is getting his shit rocked
December 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Honestly, I'll take a rotating cast. Give me Mr Beast having his eyes roll back into his head after an uppercut. Give me Joe Rogan spitting out his soul after a body blow. Give me Stephen Miller peeing blood after a kidney punch.
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Happy Holidays or whatever you call it/ whatever you celebrate or not celebrate you all!!! I was hoping this appeared on time for this date and it is! So I could use my JLU #17 as Christmas card. Take care of those you love. @dc.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Happy Holidays or whatever you call it/ whatever you celebrate or not celebrate you all!!! I was hoping this appeared on time for this date and it is! So I could use my JLU #17 as Christmas card. Take care of those you love. @dc.com
This is great.
Oh, it's just incredible and effortless how Kristen Stewart dismantles and diagnoses the pathology and ego of Brando (and... well, all the dudes in Hollywood) here. www.youtube.com/shorts/_h-iK... There's just so many parallels to tech in this. And I'm so glad she's solid in herself to just SAY it.
Kristen Stewart on Men and Method Acting
YouTube video by The Interview
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December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is great.
My parent is pretty small and slight and can easily shop in the "women's section". The only time she's really clocked is when dudes ask her out and she has to figure out whether to tell them or not and that's potentially fraught enough she just often keeps to herself.
The reason they're so focused on trans teens is that people who transition younger typically blend into society better. To the extent that they're willing to tolerate our existence in society at all, they'd rather we be easily identified by our appearance/voices/etc.
Cis people really have no idea how it feels to watch a regime hold a press conference to admit, on camera, the pogrom against trans people they've been waging for 11 months is not only real, but they're going to double down on genocide and try to wipe out all the children first.
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My parent is pretty small and slight and can easily shop in the "women's section". The only time she's really clocked is when dudes ask her out and she has to figure out whether to tell them or not and that's potentially fraught enough she just often keeps to herself.
I work at a children's hospital. Yes. Please do. We are too damn busy and understaffed.
Get your fucking flu shot!!!!!!!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I work at a children's hospital. Yes. Please do. We are too damn busy and understaffed.
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These people want leftist and liberals to come back to Twitter so badly. They give all kinds of reasons, but the fact is without them the Nazi bar marinates in its own juices and they can't stand it.
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
These people want leftist and liberals to come back to Twitter so badly. They give all kinds of reasons, but the fact is without them the Nazi bar marinates in its own juices and they can't stand it.
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Bovino's caravan just arrived in Cicero again.
Chicagoland braces for another wave of Border Patrol attacks today.
8 days until Christmas.
8 days until Christmas.
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Bovino's caravan just arrived in Cicero again.
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@bsky.app @support.bsky.team This is Chicago's only Black owned media outlet and a crucial part of ICE/CBP reporting during an actual emergency. Unacceptable/please free @thetriibe.com
So... @support.bsky.team still hasn't given any tangible help on how we can get access to our @thetriibe.com account again.
It's going on a week now.
Will be posting our stories from here in the meantime.
It's going on a week now.
Will be posting our stories from here in the meantime.
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@bsky.app @support.bsky.team This is Chicago's only Black owned media outlet and a crucial part of ICE/CBP reporting during an actual emergency. Unacceptable/please free @thetriibe.com
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I feel like Malört, whistle patrols, and the Rat Hole give you a far better understanding of Chicago than anything stereotypical like deep dish
Today’s That’s Marvelous newsletter is up featuring some thoughts about Judaism and community and nü-metal and Malört. Lots of umlauts this week. Read it all: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/162-malort-a...
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I feel like Malört, whistle patrols, and the Rat Hole give you a far better understanding of Chicago than anything stereotypical like deep dish
I'm on one of the last bags now and it tastes like someone accidentally dropped an apple jolly rancher in your cup and then fished it out fifteen minutes later when they found it.
Okay so I was at a fundraising auction for trans healthcare and won a lot of coffee. And it was for a good cause and I'm glad I gave money, but... The coffee itself ranges from mid to actively terrible. And now I'm staring down the barrel of like six bags of bad coffee I have to get through.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm on one of the last bags now and it tastes like someone accidentally dropped an apple jolly rancher in your cup and then fished it out fifteen minutes later when they found it.
One (unsurprising) thing about working midnights is the isolation of it. It's really easy to just miss things that happen for days. So when you start shifting back it can be a mini culture shock.
That is to say, holy shit what a weekend.
That is to say, holy shit what a weekend.
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
One (unsurprising) thing about working midnights is the isolation of it. It's really easy to just miss things that happen for days. So when you start shifting back it can be a mini culture shock.
That is to say, holy shit what a weekend.
That is to say, holy shit what a weekend.
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The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
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People who argue "who cares it's just for kids" all I can say is fuck right off. Kids deserve thoughtful, well-made movies that challenge them just as much as adults do. Kids aren't stupid, and they remember how movies affect them basically forever.
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
People who argue "who cares it's just for kids" all I can say is fuck right off. Kids deserve thoughtful, well-made movies that challenge them just as much as adults do. Kids aren't stupid, and they remember how movies affect them basically forever.
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It's simple: anyone making under $36,000 a year is allowed to be openly racist, for class reasons. Between $36k and $100k you get to make racist jokes with your friends but you're not allowed to use slurs at work. Anyone making above $100k can only be racist in euphemisms, unless elected president
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's simple: anyone making under $36,000 a year is allowed to be openly racist, for class reasons. Between $36k and $100k you get to make racist jokes with your friends but you're not allowed to use slurs at work. Anyone making above $100k can only be racist in euphemisms, unless elected president
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The Indiana GOP trying to carve up Indianapolis and accidentally creating a state house election entirely decided by the state's main urban center would be hilarious, so, fuck it, go ahead and pass the map.
The IN GOP is too cowardly to just say they reached the zenith of gerrymandering & further map meddling basically guarantees losing the like whole state to the Dems if the wind should blow in even a slightly different direction for just like a long afternoon but I'm not! I'm not cowardly at all!
Getting a kick out of them trying not to just say "we stole all the elections we can and cannot steal more without very likely, especially given an inevitable population shift brought about by everyone's chambers of commerce to bring in coastal millennials with condo money, losing the whole state"
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Indiana GOP trying to carve up Indianapolis and accidentally creating a state house election entirely decided by the state's main urban center would be hilarious, so, fuck it, go ahead and pass the map.
There's something weirdly comforting about waking up at four pm and leisurely being able to sift through the days horrors before work.
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There's something weirdly comforting about waking up at four pm and leisurely being able to sift through the days horrors before work.
This little girl was crying under a dumpster in the freezing rain so we're waiting for a vet tech to drop by with a special tracking collar cause apparently she's an outdoor cat taken care of by many people and she had kittens so they're trying to track down where the kittens are before it freezes.
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This little girl was crying under a dumpster in the freezing rain so we're waiting for a vet tech to drop by with a special tracking collar cause apparently she's an outdoor cat taken care of by many people and she had kittens so they're trying to track down where the kittens are before it freezes.
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I will never pay for a Chicago-based news org that can't say with its whole chest, "THE YEARLY COUNT OF HOMICIDES IS AT ITS LOWEST SO FAR IN THE 21st CENTURY."
You do not love Chicago. You want me to fear Chicago. And for that: fuck you.
You do not love Chicago. You want me to fear Chicago. And for that: fuck you.
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I will never pay for a Chicago-based news org that can't say with its whole chest, "THE YEARLY COUNT OF HOMICIDES IS AT ITS LOWEST SO FAR IN THE 21st CENTURY."
You do not love Chicago. You want me to fear Chicago. And for that: fuck you.
You do not love Chicago. You want me to fear Chicago. And for that: fuck you.
The single serving friends are starting to form in this standby juror waiting area.
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The single serving friends are starting to form in this standby juror waiting area.
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"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
TLO doing the good work. Trans people have always been here and my 72 year old trans parent deserves to live to a ripe old age just like Harlow has.
A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
TLO doing the good work. Trans people have always been here and my 72 year old trans parent deserves to live to a ripe old age just like Harlow has.
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wokeness will come back in a way no one is ready for. they got one year of anti-woke culture and they’re seeing it’s cancerous
Protest at OU after grad assistant placed on leave over controversial essay grade
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#Oklahoma
Protest at OU after grad assistant placed on leave over controversial essay grade
A controversial grade dispute at the university of oklahoma is sparking a public response today as students protest a graduate instructor removed from the clas
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December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
wokeness will come back in a way no one is ready for. they got one year of anti-woke culture and they’re seeing it’s cancerous