Holographic Golem
@hologramaticgolem.bsky.social
Triangle man that the more he thinks about it is really bad about distilling what exactly he's about.
Taking this to mean literally fifty I have to go Network. Still horrifyingly topical and actually blew my mind when I saw it... Like 30 years later? Honorable mention to the first Ramones album since it clearly influenced the trajectory of most of my teen tears music.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Taking this to mean literally fifty I have to go Network. Still horrifyingly topical and actually blew my mind when I saw it... Like 30 years later? Honorable mention to the first Ramones album since it clearly influenced the trajectory of most of my teen tears music.
This is what I have to contend with getting out of bed in the morning.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is what I have to contend with getting out of bed in the morning.
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I mean damn, what did I do to piss her off?)
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I mean damn, what did I do to piss her off?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I mean damn, what did I do to piss her off?)
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I mean damn, what did I do to piss her off?)
If books don't count then some fancy little rocks from a store.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If books don't count then some fancy little rocks from a store.
He was stupid cute last night.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He was stupid cute last night.
Back to work and this little jerk is looking cozy as can be and giving wheezy snores.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Back to work and this little jerk is looking cozy as can be and giving wheezy snores.
Am I doing this right?
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Am I doing this right?
And in case people think I'm crazy.
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
And in case people think I'm crazy.
Sweet Jeebus the Onion is really worth every penny.
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sweet Jeebus the Onion is really worth every penny.
I do need to share my cat's little wheezy purrs.
October 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I do need to share my cat's little wheezy purrs.
Welp, this skeet "broke containment" as they say. I guess you're supposed to plug stuff, but I got nothing except this picture I snapped at the right time which is an indicator of the stuff I'd rather be posting about than fascism sooooo... Donate to trans healthcare I guess?
September 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Welp, this skeet "broke containment" as they say. I guess you're supposed to plug stuff, but I got nothing except this picture I snapped at the right time which is an indicator of the stuff I'd rather be posting about than fascism sooooo... Donate to trans healthcare I guess?
Apparently it was orange cat day yesterday so here's my dumb boy making himself dizzy.
September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Apparently it was orange cat day yesterday so here's my dumb boy making himself dizzy.
My cousins introduced me to the Beano and this real menace would have set the real Henry's dick on fire.
September 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My cousins introduced me to the Beano and this real menace would have set the real Henry's dick on fire.
My cousins introduced me to the real Dennis and Gnasher from the Beano. This kid would have set Henry's dick on fire and laughed.
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My cousins introduced me to the real Dennis and Gnasher from the Beano. This kid would have set Henry's dick on fire and laughed.
Doing the #Bushwig thing for my birthday by accident so here's #SweatyEddie casually winning Mr Bushwig. Happy birthday to me.
August 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Doing the #Bushwig thing for my birthday by accident so here's #SweatyEddie casually winning Mr Bushwig. Happy birthday to me.
This is why the bed stays unmade most of the time.
August 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is why the bed stays unmade most of the time.
Girl this was literally mine this morning. He knows what the fuck he's doing.
July 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Girl this was literally mine this morning. He knows what the fuck he's doing.
Okay. I cheese cloth strained the cheetos out and this is what we have. Very forward and tastes strongly of processed corn puffs with a definite burn afterwards. There's an oily film on top that doesn't look very attractive. I need to water this down with mineral water the day of I think.
July 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Okay. I cheese cloth strained the cheetos out and this is what we have. Very forward and tastes strongly of processed corn puffs with a definite burn afterwards. There's an oily film on top that doesn't look very attractive. I need to water this down with mineral water the day of I think.
Ask and ye shall receive.
July 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ask and ye shall receive.
Honestly? Probably something like this.
July 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Honestly? Probably something like this.
As I should have expected, the cheetos began to sag and get more submerged so I likely didn't have to dump out as much to make room. Still the nice maraschino red color.
Dare I tag #sangria out of morbid curiosity?
Dare I tag #sangria out of morbid curiosity?
July 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
As I should have expected, the cheetos began to sag and get more submerged so I likely didn't have to dump out as much to make room. Still the nice maraschino red color.
Dare I tag #sangria out of morbid curiosity?
Dare I tag #sangria out of morbid curiosity?
The two little sleepy angel dipshits
June 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The two little sleepy angel dipshits
This lovely fellow lived in the back yard of the air bnb we stayed at during Mardi Gras about seven years back.
May 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This lovely fellow lived in the back yard of the air bnb we stayed at during Mardi Gras about seven years back.