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Hobbes
@hobbesvoltaire.bsky.social
Writer • Artist • Gamer • Collector • Cosplayer • Animal Lover • Working on tackling my backlog, and putting some rad art out there soon!
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Alright, let’s do this. For the sake of variety, these won’t necessarily be my all time favorite tracks, but they will be interesting ones I want to highlight. I’m playing on Hard Mode (no repeat games)!
Post a random GIF/vid and everything will go great in December 🍄 ⭐️ 🔥
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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rolling up to dnd night with 20 of these die, handing them out like tips
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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That’s not Santa Claus, you dumbasses!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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And let us not forget the anniversary of the time Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends brought the world the ultimate Rickroll

youtu.be/ejkTQ51b1Zo?...
HD Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Rick Roll
YouTube video by brianstk
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Nintendo Power Issue #75, Aug '95 - 'Chrono Trigger', part 2.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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>turn-based gameplay
>timing-based action commands on both offense and defense
>robust customization options despite a limited number of “attacks”
>audience interference mechanics
>you get stronger as you play

Behold, a Paper Mario-like
October 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Ah dang, somebody already did this joke in the best conceivable way before I even thought of it.
Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
Shounen yo shinwa ni naaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeee
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Little wench, I'm unmentionably fresh, I'm a mensch
Get correct, I will walk into a court while erect Screaming, "Yes,
I am guilty, motherfuckers, I am death”
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Happy #Thursdaythe20th to those who celebrate.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Anybody wanna meet up with me in a Wendy’s parking lot and do whatever this is
Xenoblade Chronicles X (2015) by Monolith and Nintendo. Concept art by Takashi Kojo.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When I was 12, I caught Iria: Zeiram the Animation on the Sci-Fi Channel’s Saturday anime block. To this day, I still don’t think I’ve seen a piece of media that inspired me creatively on this level since.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Wake up babe, the official theme of this upcoming winter just dropped.
I’m so excited for a Gay Winter
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
40 years ago today, Calvin and Hobbes made its debut in newspapers. It has shaped my life, my sense of humor, my artistic sensibilities, my tastes, my beliefs (especially in regards to artistic integrity), what I look for in a friend, and who I am as a person more so than any other work of fiction.
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This whole thread is a treasure trove of cool artifacts that are both great TTRPG and world building inspiration, and just plain cool historical oddities in their own right.
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If I didn’t already have my copy, I’d jump on this. It’s big and unwieldily (I actually prefer reading the smaller C&H collections most of the time), but it’s glorious nonetheless. I took a bus to a neighboring city to a half price books that was having a sale about a decade ago to get mine.
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes [Box Set] hardcover is $86.15 on Amazon after listed coupon (1440 pages) buff.ly/F7YqqBW #ad
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🧡 🐈 💤
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A Tyrannosaurus Rex as a boss fight. There is not a single game that could not be improved by adding one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Excellent news! It shouldn’t have been this close, but I’ll take it. Hopefully this stays this way and Katie Wilson is the next Mayor of Seattle. If you live in Seattle, CHECK YOUR BALLOT online to make sure it was counted properly. 🗳️
SEATTLE!!!

We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
AI will NOT take the sparkle emoji from me ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Friends, why do you crave the Harry Potter in the Fort Night when you could just play Darkened Skye for Gamecube. Consider:

- Also third person
- Also features magic
- Also has weird brand synergy
- Not propping up the world's most notorious transphobe
- You get to use a Gamecube controller (rad)
November 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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adorable possum loves sweets very much
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM