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Southern Djentleman

@hamsolo.bsky.social

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Not southern like you're thinking (unless you like southerners) Banner by @effinbirds https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cvix4tsa6hhx2j7bknosqiep/feed/aaab5ez5s4jhi

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Kris 🎃 Lorischild @direkris.itch.io · 2d

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 7h

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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 5h

Your mom every time I come over

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whoops, excuse me. oh man, my bad. @whoopsexcuseme.bsky.social · 1d

Always a nice reminder that an important corollary to "You Can Just Do Things" is "You Don't Have to Do That Dumb Thing"

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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 1d

No but we should tax it as regular income

Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 1d

You Suck and Everyone Hates You: a memoir in the second person

Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 2d

Okay there, high roller

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 2d

Today in Jeremy's salad: romaine, collard green, c cucumber and rose

Pale yellow and dark green salad with pops of hot pink

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average housewife @averagehousewife.bsky.social · 2d

If anyone has a dairy problem, Reese’s Pieces just reformulated and the new ones don’t have any milk. 🙌 Check your packages though.

Picture of the back of two Reese’s Pieces products - one is a movie theater style box that contains peanuts, milk, soy; and below is a large family-style bag of the new ones that only have peanut and soy. 🙌 (praise hands)

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 2d

Updating my LEGO White House

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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 3d

Is this pro or anti? Genuinely no clue

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d

If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 3d

the plan lacked something in sophistication, you say?

Edited far side cartoon. A cow wearing a jeweled crown and necklaces stands behind a table with an angle grinder and 3 other crude lumpy tools. In the background is a corner of The Louvre with a vehicle-mounted ladder extended up to a second floor balcony. Caption reads, "Louvre tools."

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LuUuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 3d

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

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Jennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 6d

uh, AI *is* the enshittification trap?

Wired headline: Can AI avoid the enshittification Trap

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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 3d

I am not a Mainer and don't intend to become one, but I'm going to need a full 360° nude of the oyster guy so we can just cut to the fucking chase already

Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 3d

I feel like I'm going a little crazy?? There's no inflamed skin! Not even the slightest redness around the edges

Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 3d

It's like playing for the Canadiens and getting a Nordiques tattoo because "we take our enemies symbols." 1) you still look like a Nordiques fan and 2) that was like 30 years ago and you weren't even alive when they were your rivals. You just wanted the tattoo, bro

Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 3d

I can't get over the implication that this dude's brother isn't a Nazi, despite his Nazi tattoo, because completely different marines fought them 80 years ago

The Goon VO @thegoonvo.bsky.social · 3d

my brother has a SS tattoo on his body.

you read that right. a literal SS.

he was a 'S'cout 'S'niper. Marines often used the flag, yes the flag youre probably thinking of, as their own symbol in group pics.

as he told me many times "we take our enemy's symbols. just be glad you dont understand."

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Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 3d

The only better Halloween song is werewolf bar mitzvah

(Spooky scary. Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves.)

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 4d

“Thriller” by Michael Jackson has been ranked the 22nd biggest Halloween song of all time by Billboard.

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 3d

Skull of a fun pink lady. Monoprint and drawing

Skull with lots of deep pink interesting textury marks, deep black sockets, Khadi paper bumpy texture

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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 3d

Skyline break!

Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 4d

Omg look at the outside 18 minutes ago!!!! 😭 😭

Zero edits. Straight from the camera. 🪶

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Aug 13

I was enjoying the urinal when someone came in and went into the stall, sat down, and quietly said 'please no'. Idk what all that was about but lemme tell ya, i got the hell out of there in a hurry

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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 4d

me: jesus why, at the most difficult times in my life, are there only one set of footprints in the sand?

Jesus: you’re absolutely right, and i deeply apologize for my mistake. it was not my intention to mislead you, and i appreciate your understanding. thank you for catching that and for giving me

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Ygrene (scary) @ygrene.bsky.social · 4d

me: jesus why, at the most difficult times in my life, are there only one set of footprints in the sand?

voice from the heavens: did you know that you can probably find the answer to your question in the help/faq section on www dot jesus dot com?

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