Kris 🔮 Lorischild
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Kris 🔮 Lorischild
@direkris.itch.io
Game writer, editor, localizer, project manager. Looking for work!

I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE.

no pronouns or they/them
Pinned
Periodic reminder that I am open for work!

Specifically I am looking for:
-Writing roles
-Editing roles
-Project management roles

I have a decade of experience in all levels of journalism and seven years as a game developer and localizer
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Flow good

“The game, the movie, or the game design concept?”

Yes
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.

AHAHAHAHAHA
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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This guy used to be a professional writer and then he thought one bad thing about trans people and the worms slowly but surely ate his entire brain. Many such cases
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
I'm Great At Baby Steps Because I Walk Like That In Real Life - VGBees
CW: medical talk, surgical talk, bones, car accident In late May, an uninsured Lexus driver ran a yellow light and pulled in front of me...
vgbees.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Me: Okay, no politics at my place during thanksgiving

Cat: Mao
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The companies suing gen-AI companies for stealing their work are not doing so on ethical grounds, to protect artists, or even to protect their work.

They're doing it because *they* want the AI money.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Reject modernity, embrace tradition
a cartoon of a man wearing a pair of glasses with the letter t on his head
Alt: The gorn wedding scene from Star Trek: Lower Decks.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thinking of getting into herbs
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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how to move to the delta quadrant
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Today is Amazon Prime Day. What this means is that instead of buying from Amazon, there are a ton of other sites also having sales that are just as good.
October 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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🫜
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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star trek is about a utopian vision of the future bordering on fantasy where people someday will be able to make good choices about complicated problems by talking to each other and involving people who know about things
The thing about Star Trek is that the majority of it has the crew spending most of the episode trying to figure out, through arguing and investigating, what's the right thing to do in a complicated situation and I don't think any shows do that now? Like in a Very Special Episode but not all the time
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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People should stop climbing mt everest
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM