Kris 🔮 Lorischild
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Kris 🔮 Lorischild
@direkris.itch.io
Game writer, editor, localizer, project manager. Looking for work!

I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE.

no pronouns or they/them
Dek: Slaughters dozens of synths with an acrobatic flourish

OG Predator: Defeated by log
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I saw a trailer for the new Running Man and it looks so tame compared to like... reality now
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Who said Predator is a slasher and Schwarzenegger is the final girl because they were right on
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"It didn't kill you because you weren't armed." This is a wild leap of logic to make at this point actually? The movie's been fairly good at educating us about the Predator at the same pace as the characters until this moment
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Our enemy saw through our sophisticated tripwires, so what if we made new low-tech ones that are even easier to spot"

God I love these big dumb men. Just glistening bulging meat boys
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Our needs from entertainment were so much simpler in the 80s
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Jesse Ventura in the MTV shirt. Iconic
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It's so nice to watch a movie that's effectively lit and staged. A lost art
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Every pre-CGI movie will always be cooler than a movie made with CGI because someone had to actually go out and do that shit
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The way these helicopters are flying is actually insane
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Not a bad way to play it tbh. I've put music up on my other monitor while playing on desktop but there's only so much of that I can take either
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I can't get a single thing to install correctly! Not even updated sky textures! It made me actually long for the remaster, and I'm usually so against those
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You're going to hell
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Some of the most powerful and well-paid people in the world don't understand a lesson that every schoolchild knows: if you surrender to bullies, they will only bully you more
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM