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roodypatooti.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
How does Batman's mum call him for dinner?

She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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caenhillcc.bsky.social
Greetings and good morning it’s the Friday day rush hour with our donkeys and Potato
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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peterstefanovic.bsky.social
🚨BOOM! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 80,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000 this weekend. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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snowrespecter.bsky.social
sorry to turn up unannounced i heard there were people here trying to enjoy themselves and i thought hey i could impede that
August 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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leavittalone.bsky.social
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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gorangligovic.bsky.social
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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alexproeu.bsky.social
Don't be distracted.

Sign, and share my petition repeatedly

Over 70K signatures in 11 days!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
August 20, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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ghor-art.bsky.social
crow knight
#art #digitalart #fantasy
March 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
The warnings of the people who want you to spend £85 for a replica football shirt made in a sweatshop, rather than £15 for an identical replica replica shirt that for all they know might possibly have been made in the same sweatshop, read like something out of Brasseye.

www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Counterfeit football kits: What's the real cost?
Fake football kits can be as much as £70 cheaper than the real deal, but experts have raised concerns they could be harmful.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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davecakes.bsky.social
Wasting time listening to a podcast doesn’t feel high performance to me.
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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ceej.online
see this? it’s the stupidest-looking watch on the planet. and it’s VERY expensive
October 29, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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ohrobin.bsky.social
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
andylevy.net andy™ @andylevy.net · 2d
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
a photo of DHS acting Chief Security Officer whose name is Iwona B. Horyn
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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deathofbuckley.bsky.social
Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
Fuck you it dies with me, therefore it's on you to keep me alive.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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papapishu.bsky.social
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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davidbcooper.bsky.social
That’s four of these wee acrylic canvases for Moevember. A fun little diversion from all the other diversions I do.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
My gym nemesis is here again. Behold as he fails the many tests he has no idea he is taking part in.
September 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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threesteakspam.bsky.social
we need to talk about what the media thinks is breaking news
pippacrerar.bsky.social Pippa Crerar @pippacrerar.bsky.social · 4d
BREAKING: Keir Starmer had a “brush by” with Chinese premier Li Qiang at G20 summit in Johannesburg at weekend - although reporters on trip were not told about this.

Understand this was a brief hello in leader’s lounge and nothing of substance was discussed.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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thundercrat.bsky.social
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
WAYS TO SAY N TO WEED 6 1 1 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up! 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 5. You need to go to jail, hempo. My dad told me better, no way. 7 Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 8 Uhhh... no thanks loser! 9 Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. Let me think... No way, never. No. You are trash if you toke. - Back off, bucko. You're bad. . I would rather not, okay? 5. Injecting weed is for dummies. 16. I will never do one toke. 26. I was raised right, I won't light. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off! 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 33. That's a death "roach." No. • Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 39. Get off my case, weed stoner. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter! 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 20. I will use my taser on you. 21. What do I look like? A failure? 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No way! Hemp is horrible! 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 47. You're dumb if you do "dank." 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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paintingsoflondon.bsky.social
Good evening! This week's theme is South London.
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher

(Guildhall Art Gallery)
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
[Scene is a MEDIEVAL PLAGUE PIT with all the bodies inside it. On the edge of it is a young peasant woman, in a sack cloth dress, covered in boils. She is lounging glamorously next to the pit. Her boyfriend is standing a few feet away, photographing her with an anachronistic mobile phone] GIRL: OK so I'll sit here... With my hair like this… Rubbing my cyst with the corpse's hand. [She produces a whithered severed hand and starts rubbing it on her face.] [We are treated to a revolting close up of her rubbing the severed hand on her disgusting massive cyst.] [Her boyfriend takes a photo of her.] SNAP GIRL: OK, now write this: "Hanging out at the burial pit, rubbing my sebaceous cyst with a severed corpse hand from #BurtsGraverobbers…” And then: #selfcare, #metime, #BurtsGraverobbers… ... nails emoji, heart emoji, cyst emoji. BOYFRIEND: Um... Should we really be promoting this? I mean… does rubbing a corpse's hand on a cyst actually work? GIRL: Look, Burt's done research, OK? And he's paying us four groats. BOYFRIEND: Hmm. [Boyfriend dutifully taps out the post on his phone] TAP TAP TAP BOYFRIEND: Cyst emoji? GIRL: Just use a fried egg. [Ends]
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: wanna hear a joke

BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what
January 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM