sleepynaut
@grovewalker.bsky.social
the number one cleric in nebraska
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He's going to kill so many people and we're powerless to stop it. One of the most vile humans currently wandering around this watery rock.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He's going to kill so many people and we're powerless to stop it. One of the most vile humans currently wandering around this watery rock.
[thanksgiving dinner]
my uncle: beth i don't understand why this always comes up
my aunt: well they do have unlimited transporter technology kevin
me, elbowing my cousin: your dad thinks people on the enterprise would still be shitting manually lol
my uncle: beth i don't understand why this always comes up
my aunt: well they do have unlimited transporter technology kevin
me, elbowing my cousin: your dad thinks people on the enterprise would still be shitting manually lol
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
[thanksgiving dinner]
my uncle: beth i don't understand why this always comes up
my aunt: well they do have unlimited transporter technology kevin
me, elbowing my cousin: your dad thinks people on the enterprise would still be shitting manually lol
my uncle: beth i don't understand why this always comes up
my aunt: well they do have unlimited transporter technology kevin
me, elbowing my cousin: your dad thinks people on the enterprise would still be shitting manually lol
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the spirits of my ancestors when i open a new bag of tortilla chips perfectly without tearing it
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
the spirits of my ancestors when i open a new bag of tortilla chips perfectly without tearing it
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There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
jack white looks like grima wormtongue with a better skincare routine
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
jack white looks like grima wormtongue with a better skincare routine
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come here if u want ur hams clapped
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
come here if u want ur hams clapped
mikey shulman fuckin fight me you lazy piece of shit
Read this quote from the CEO of Suno.
These AI companies don’t care about music at all. They only exist to exploit musicians.
We need REAL protections for REAL musicians against AI!
These AI companies don’t care about music at all. They only exist to exploit musicians.
We need REAL protections for REAL musicians against AI!
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
mikey shulman fuckin fight me you lazy piece of shit
fucking bleak
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
fucking bleak
until eventually you realize the whole mess is just stupid and exhausting and that it's way more fun to just do whatever you want :)
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
until eventually you realize the whole mess is just stupid and exhausting and that it's way more fun to just do whatever you want :)
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
putting "has never infected my brain with an LLM chatbot" on my dating bio like a maga chud boasting about never getting a covid vaccine
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
putting "has never infected my brain with an LLM chatbot" on my dating bio like a maga chud boasting about never getting a covid vaccine
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
dick move to gloat
Tyson Foods announces that they’ll be closing a major beef-processing plant in Lexington, Nebraska with 3,200 employees.
Lexington has a population of 11,205.
Nebraska overwhelmingly voted for the orange felon over VP Kamala Harris.
I hope they’re enjoying their vote.
Lexington has a population of 11,205.
Nebraska overwhelmingly voted for the orange felon over VP Kamala Harris.
I hope they’re enjoying their vote.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
dick move to gloat
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
the lynne walz exploratory committee dares nebraskans to imagine what this state might look like if we had a governor who isn't a racist fuckhead
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the lynne walz exploratory committee dares nebraskans to imagine what this state might look like if we had a governor who isn't a racist fuckhead
subplot: an old adversary seeking revenge and a young upstart seeking notoriety decide to team up and move on wick, but then a cadre of wick's former enemies (whose icy violent hearts were melted by his perfect eclairs) step in like no no, let him stay retired, this is actually best for everyone
Time to write the script for a John Wick Christmas movie where he runs a small-town bakery. His brusque demeanor belies his delicate and delicious pâte à choux and he helps the locals find true love over hot chocolate and pâtisserie.
Kiefer Sutherland and Rebel Wilson charm in Tinsel Town, a winsome holiday comedy about a faded action hero learning to love the season again.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
subplot: an old adversary seeking revenge and a young upstart seeking notoriety decide to team up and move on wick, but then a cadre of wick's former enemies (whose icy violent hearts were melted by his perfect eclairs) step in like no no, let him stay retired, this is actually best for everyone
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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Actual artists have a community, genAI users just have a fistful of hot dogshit an Epstein associate is losing billions of dollars on.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Actual artists have a community, genAI users just have a fistful of hot dogshit an Epstein associate is losing billions of dollars on.
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ah, shit! fuck. my kids all turned into Mumm Ra from thundercats. do you remember Mumm Ra. he would like.. fuckin cackle and get lightning. well they're all Mumm Ra now. hopefully that clears up but they might be Mumm Ra, from Thundercats, for many days
As we are now T minus 3.5 days from Thanksgiving, if you need to deploy Operation Avoid The Boundary Tramplers, tonight is when you post where they snoop about a headache or a queasy kid, or a funny noise from your car, or your pet acting strange, or a serious work issue or an unexpected paper.
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ah, shit! fuck. my kids all turned into Mumm Ra from thundercats. do you remember Mumm Ra. he would like.. fuckin cackle and get lightning. well they're all Mumm Ra now. hopefully that clears up but they might be Mumm Ra, from Thundercats, for many days
if i threw a party and someone started using grok to roast me i would politely ask them to get the fuck out of my house and lose my number
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
if i threw a party and someone started using grok to roast me i would politely ask them to get the fuck out of my house and lose my number
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
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on the bright side soon there may be hot singles in my area who fucking hate AI
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
on the bright side soon there may be hot singles in my area who fucking hate AI
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US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.