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Do letters gotta be pointy like knives

Or do serif fonts look so fancy that they’re gay

How does half the country live this way
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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If I wanted to learn about how cotton became rags which then became paper in C18 and 19 England, what would I need to read?
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Best thing I've ever heard at an airport:
A mom rushing. Two kids running behind her, shouting a conversation. I only heard:
"How long is the flight?"
"7 hours."
"7 HOURS?? WE MIGHT AS WELL GO TO CHINA!"
"WE CAN'T GO TO CHINA!!"
"WHY NOT"
"BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!!!"
And then they were gone.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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That is patently false: not only do immigrants score better than native-born Americans in tests, the mere presence of immigrants improve test scores for all students, when factoring in white flight

sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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can anyone recommend a good roomba obedience school
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Maybe the only good thing AI has done for me is make me realize how deeply I need to get back into reading, tactile hobbies, and whatever other practices help me get offline.
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Legit amazing stuff.

And a great, great example of how “I have a dark, somewhat twisted sense of humor that’s not for everybody” does not have to mean “I lash out at powerless people and congratulate myself for my edginess.”
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I only want my songs to transition as god intended: with a listener dedication from Delilah
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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lol
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I think “the president’s allies are promising to destroy media institutions the president doesn’t like to curry favor with him” is very bad, actually
New WSJ reporting: "During a December visit to Washington, David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he'd make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump's ire, people familiar with the matter said..."
Behind Paramount’s Relentless Campaign to Woo Warner Discovery and President Trump
David Ellison has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Discovery, taking his case directly to shareholders after Netflix clinched a deal.
www.wsj.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I'm re-watching Magnum P.I. and I can't believe how vastly superior the 1980s ideal of masculinity is, vs today's whining, lying misogynist edgelord ideal that we see in culture all the way up to the Presidency.
The 50's stereotypical man had at least some other things to offer. Typically noble or stoic. Perhaps serving the greater good. Instead it's now a bunch of energy drink selfish neurotics who spend too much time at the gym and have no developed personality at all but being online.
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Once, I heard a shingles victim tell me he broke out on his eyes and was almost permanently blinded.

I'm 51 and I got that dang shot last year so fast I broke the sound barrier.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Feels like time for Santa hats again. Who needs one?
okay who wants a santa hat?
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The dog is right, it's crazy to put all this effort building houses to keep trees out just to drag one inside anyway once a year. People are very weird! Oh now trees go inside? What the fuck? Last month you wouldn't even let me bring that cool stick I found inside! Sus tbh
When they suddenly put a tree INSIDE THE HOUSE and you have to go to your special safe place in the basement & have your mom deliver you lunch
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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From the guys who brought you "watch your baby die of a preventable disease", comes their newest hit "get sweaty before you get on the airplane"
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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breaking: the supreme court rules 6-3 that it’s legal to hunt poor people for sport. also it’s our fault somehow
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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This is why the USA guarantees paid maternity leave for new mothers *touches earpiece* … what??
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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this oyster means the world to me
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Just heard some disturbing news on the radio… during a Christmas broadcast of all times. Apparently there’s a guy named “Mr. Grinch” out there and, frankly, he sounds like a real scoundrel
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Dec. 8, 1925: The Lozovsky, a Russian steamship, is anchored in Dover, England, with its bows crushed in after it collided in fog a few days ago with another cargo ship, the Backworth. No one was hurt but both vessels suffered heavy damage.
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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do they know just not doing embarrassingly bad pull-ups at the airport is an option
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM