Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
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I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
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Another one for the "we are ruled by hollowed-out husks who believe in nothing but their own untouchability" files
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Another one for the "we are ruled by hollowed-out husks who believe in nothing but their own untouchability" files
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you just described the perfect woman
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
you just described the perfect woman
Agent Scully met the Meth Alien
imagine how good she'd look with a gun in my mouth.... 🤤
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Agent Scully met the Meth Alien
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Autocorrect has just changed Muppet Christmas Carol to “Multiple Christ Car Hire”.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Autocorrect has just changed Muppet Christmas Carol to “Multiple Christ Car Hire”.
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![cait @cait.bsky.social • 5mo
how come "realism" in games only applies to shit that sucks and not, for instance, the fact that most flashlights do not actually run out of batteries after 3 minutes, and good quality tools will literally outlive you if you take good care of them
[replying]
cait
@cait.bsky.social
if somebody sold me an axe that broke after chopping down 10 trees i would go back to their shop and beat the shit out of them
June 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreifgnudfupzxq72zxfv3zeo6cryhi6jnoppqdprvacz5r4ohb4toh4@jpeg)
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it's sourced btw
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
it's sourced btw
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"Hey, show me that other cheek"
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Hey, show me that other cheek"
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Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out https://theonion.com/researchers-determine-moon-serves-no-purpose-but-alerting-raccoons-it-safe-to-come-out/
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out https://theonion.com/researchers-determine-moon-serves-no-purpose-but-alerting-raccoons-it-safe-to-come-out/
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no way!! 😮
…..does this count as a gijinka?
…..does this count as a gijinka?
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 AM
no way!! 😮
…..does this count as a gijinka?
…..does this count as a gijinka?
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son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
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This kind of image plays differently if you’re familiar with the history of Ireland’s school system.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This kind of image plays differently if you’re familiar with the history of Ireland’s school system.
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WHICH ONE'S RUMBLE
WHICH ONE'S FRENZY
WHICH ONE'S FRENZY
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
WHICH ONE'S RUMBLE
WHICH ONE'S FRENZY
WHICH ONE'S FRENZY
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The Pollution of the Water
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19568
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19568
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The Pollution of the Water
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19568
https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/19568
"I successfully fought a pachycephalosaurus for my home 67 million years ago. I worry about large carnivores."
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
"I successfully fought a pachycephalosaurus for my home 67 million years ago. I worry about large carnivores."
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William II with an Angel standing on his head (monoprint/drawing A5)
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
William II with an Angel standing on his head (monoprint/drawing A5)
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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Waiting to renew my Mad Magazine subscription on Blecch Friday
April 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Waiting to renew my Mad Magazine subscription on Blecch Friday
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I know you already know, but for other folks who don't, Goldsmith was previously head of OLC, is a genuinely brilliant mind on executive authority and separation of powers, and is usually very cautious about making claims this unqualified and direct. That he is saying it so starkly is v significant
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I know you already know, but for other folks who don't, Goldsmith was previously head of OLC, is a genuinely brilliant mind on executive authority and separation of powers, and is usually very cautious about making claims this unqualified and direct. That he is saying it so starkly is v significant
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The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
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