Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
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I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
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The ever popular unstoppable meme domino man is not merely unstoppably popular but also has phenomenal package design, really drives home that you should be excited for this guy, who of course can not be stopped. The CD art in particular is an infinite loop which evokes the looping stage design.
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The ever popular unstoppable meme domino man is not merely unstoppably popular but also has phenomenal package design, really drives home that you should be excited for this guy, who of course can not be stopped. The CD art in particular is an infinite loop which evokes the looping stage design.
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more from the "interest in birds" subsection in Flannery O'Connor's personal life en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanner...
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
more from the "interest in birds" subsection in Flannery O'Connor's personal life en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanner...
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sending my penis in the mail to one lucky fan, second place gets my balls
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
sending my penis in the mail to one lucky fan, second place gets my balls
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Guy who’s watched 100 TV series: Succession is perhaps the finest TV drama since the Sopranos.
Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,
Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,
January 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Guy who’s watched 100 TV series: Succession is perhaps the finest TV drama since the Sopranos.
Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,
Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,
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Gotta learn how to mod Transformed like its that one Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 conversion. Do shit like "the Bonanza Bros are back" and "this race track is based on Gain Ground" and "this race track is based on Crack Down" and "here's Sakura Shinguji, she's driving a whole ass Kobu as a car"
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Gotta learn how to mod Transformed like its that one Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 conversion. Do shit like "the Bonanza Bros are back" and "this race track is based on Gain Ground" and "this race track is based on Crack Down" and "here's Sakura Shinguji, she's driving a whole ass Kobu as a car"
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[80’s Sega marketing exec, totally strung out, awake 72+ hours, eyes as wide as saucers]: what if we put helicopter noises on Thunder Blade's flyer
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[80’s Sega marketing exec, totally strung out, awake 72+ hours, eyes as wide as saucers]: what if we put helicopter noises on Thunder Blade's flyer
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Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
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Kids anime has some of the best imagery I swear.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Kids anime has some of the best imagery I swear.
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1 month left to enable Bluetooth mode on a Stadia controller buff.ly/MGHqBIs
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
1 month left to enable Bluetooth mode on a Stadia controller buff.ly/MGHqBIs
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I will never tire of this Human Tornado clip.
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I will never tire of this Human Tornado clip.
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(Sitting across from one of the Assassin's Guild's rockabilly waitress lookin ladies at the "Shoot Your Shot" speed-dating event)
Her: SO... "Muppet Show."
Me: I've always got 2 Hecklers just waiting to go off-
Her: I heard it's cause you flail like Kermit when you're mad
Me, arms flailing: N-NO!!!
Her: SO... "Muppet Show."
Me: I've always got 2 Hecklers just waiting to go off-
Her: I heard it's cause you flail like Kermit when you're mad
Me, arms flailing: N-NO!!!
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
(Sitting across from one of the Assassin's Guild's rockabilly waitress lookin ladies at the "Shoot Your Shot" speed-dating event)
Her: SO... "Muppet Show."
Me: I've always got 2 Hecklers just waiting to go off-
Her: I heard it's cause you flail like Kermit when you're mad
Me, arms flailing: N-NO!!!
Her: SO... "Muppet Show."
Me: I've always got 2 Hecklers just waiting to go off-
Her: I heard it's cause you flail like Kermit when you're mad
Me, arms flailing: N-NO!!!
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These Pervert Glasses for Perverts make me feel like a pervert
“I'm not saying these are glasses for creeps, but I can't help but feel like one while wearing them.”
Reader, they are for creeps.
Reader, they are for creeps.
I Can't Help Feeling Like a Creep Wearing Meta's New Gen 2 Glasses
Meta's new display-less smart glasses are quite good, but the vibes are off.
www.wired.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
These Pervert Glasses for Perverts make me feel like a pervert
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It's been 185 years this month since Australia's first Mormon arrived in Adelaide. He immediately regretted the move.
Australia's first Mormon warned others of Adelaide's wickedness
It's been 185 years this month since Australia's first Mormon arrived in Adelaide. He immediately regretted the move.
www.abc.net.au
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's been 185 years this month since Australia's first Mormon arrived in Adelaide. He immediately regretted the move.
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
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Another one for the "we are ruled by hollowed-out husks who believe in nothing but their own untouchability" files
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Another one for the "we are ruled by hollowed-out husks who believe in nothing but their own untouchability" files
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you just described the perfect woman
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
you just described the perfect woman
Agent Scully met the Meth Alien
imagine how good she'd look with a gun in my mouth.... 🤤
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Agent Scully met the Meth Alien
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Autocorrect has just changed Muppet Christmas Carol to “Multiple Christ Car Hire”.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Autocorrect has just changed Muppet Christmas Carol to “Multiple Christ Car Hire”.
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![cait @cait.bsky.social • 5mo
how come "realism" in games only applies to shit that sucks and not, for instance, the fact that most flashlights do not actually run out of batteries after 3 minutes, and good quality tools will literally outlive you if you take good care of them
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cait
@cait.bsky.social
if somebody sold me an axe that broke after chopping down 10 trees i would go back to their shop and beat the shit out of them
June 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreifgnudfupzxq72zxfv3zeo6cryhi6jnoppqdprvacz5r4ohb4toh4@jpeg)