Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
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I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
God this made me laugh.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
God this made me laugh.
Look everybody, it's popular Resident Evil protagonist, Bruce McGivern.
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Look everybody, it's popular Resident Evil protagonist, Bruce McGivern.
Fixing the control issues to get Dead Aim working for tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Fixing the control issues to get Dead Aim working for tonight.
The sadly extinct kangaboob, hunted for its comfort and support.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The sadly extinct kangaboob, hunted for its comfort and support.
We welcome our new Sumo Ozeki, Goro.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We welcome our new Sumo Ozeki, Goro.
"Huh-huh-huh... ram"
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"Huh-huh-huh... ram"
In happier news, Udo Kier already reborn as a giant baby in Kingdom Hospital.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In happier news, Udo Kier already reborn as a giant baby in Kingdom Hospital.
The current situation at the top of the banzuke.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The current situation at the top of the banzuke.
Sumo produces some amazing photos.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Sumo produces some amazing photos.
BUILD THE STATUE!
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
BUILD THE STATUE!
🎶Cause I'm a creep🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
🎶Cause I'm a creep🎶
But JJRR was my favourite Attitude Era team.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
But JJRR was my favourite Attitude Era team.
