Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
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I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
GOLGA!
Latest roster/attire revamp for the next version of Project Outsider, using No Mercy Plus v3 as a base. Contemplating calling it Project Outsider X-Treme for goofiness. I'll probably post a detailed talking time update video this weekend...
youtu.be/jwZMhzEJU6A?...
youtu.be/jwZMhzEJU6A?...
Project Outsider NMv3 update - Roster Showcase
YouTube video by GMSpectre
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November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
GOLGA!
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I thought he couldn’t outdo asking Will Ospreay to compare bank accounts on twitter, but god finds a way…for this man to reveal just how much of a fucking dork he truly is.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I thought he couldn’t outdo asking Will Ospreay to compare bank accounts on twitter, but god finds a way…for this man to reveal just how much of a fucking dork he truly is.
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
This shit fucking ruled. Most badass/threatening a Dr Who enemy has managed to look outside maybe Dalek.
Decapitation! Dismemberment! Vomiting! Doctor Who's 20th anniversary story THE FIVE DOCTORS, transmitted during Children in Need in 1983, featured all these elements and more in the 'Cybermen vs Raston Robot' scene. ROUND 1, FIGHT!
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This shit fucking ruled. Most badass/threatening a Dr Who enemy has managed to look outside maybe Dalek.
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hate it when this happens
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
hate it when this happens
Look everybody, it's popular Resident Evil protagonist, Bruce McGivern.
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Look everybody, it's popular Resident Evil protagonist, Bruce McGivern.
Resident Evil: Dead Aim is actually good.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Resident Evil: Dead Aim is actually good.
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A boat is only a residence if it's a houseboat or you're Gob from Arrested Development. Otherwise, it's a floating hotel at best.
Getting this to work properly was a fucking nightmare but NOT because of the lightgun this time. How things change.
Evil in Residence, live at 9.
Getting this to work properly was a fucking nightmare but NOT because of the lightgun this time. How things change.
Evil in Residence, live at 9.
Evil in Residence: Resident Evil: Dead Aim Part 1
YouTube video by KeepetClassy
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November 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
A boat is only a residence if it's a houseboat or you're Gob from Arrested Development. Otherwise, it's a floating hotel at best.
Getting this to work properly was a fucking nightmare but NOT because of the lightgun this time. How things change.
Evil in Residence, live at 9.
Getting this to work properly was a fucking nightmare but NOT because of the lightgun this time. How things change.
Evil in Residence, live at 9.
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Spent too much time editing this, but it's so worth it
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Spent too much time editing this, but it's so worth it
Fixing the control issues to get Dead Aim working for tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Fixing the control issues to get Dead Aim working for tonight.
For tonight's Evil in Residence, we return to the high seas for PS2's Dead Aim, a cruise ship light gun shooter largely unique for being off the rails. In a sign of the times, the light gun part is easy to set up, while the Move controller is being a dick.
Will have something sorted by 9pm.
Will have something sorted by 9pm.
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
For tonight's Evil in Residence, we return to the high seas for PS2's Dead Aim, a cruise ship light gun shooter largely unique for being off the rails. In a sign of the times, the light gun part is easy to set up, while the Move controller is being a dick.
Will have something sorted by 9pm.
Will have something sorted by 9pm.
The sadly extinct kangaboob, hunted for its comfort and support.
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
The sadly extinct kangaboob, hunted for its comfort and support.
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Guest referee wizards 🧙♂️🧙♀️🤼
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Guest referee wizards 🧙♂️🧙♀️🤼
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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Young Girl Eating a Bird, by René Magritte, 1927
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Young Girl Eating a Bird, by René Magritte, 1927
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I just exploded my entire family by freezing them and then deep frying them #DarkHoliday #Hatred
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I just exploded my entire family by freezing them and then deep frying them #DarkHoliday #Hatred
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