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ginger ninja
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how do those tiny arms reach the turntables?
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Really appreciate that the Sharks know I'm a Caps fan and reminded me about the game this week
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: huh, learning spanish won't change me at all

My wrapped: dale, puta
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Mango is just happy to be here.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
just put my whole face in that, turns out there are reasons to live
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's Giving Tuesday so I'm bringing back the annual GT trade!

Do you have a non profit that you love and want to help increase their total number of GT donors? (It's an important metric!)

Message me and we can swap donations! I usually do $10-25 donation swaps: you give to mine, I give to yours!
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I need to get ready for choir but fluffy cat is on top of me and idiot cat is little spoon and I just don't have it in me to disturb this
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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The alt text is the icing on the cake 🧁
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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TikTok has turned into QVC for millennials
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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"The things they carried were an homage to '80s nerd culture, so Mike carried science club trophies and a toy Millennium Falcon. He and the other members of the Hawkins AV club carried a Heathkit ham shack radio unit until Eleven destroyed it when communicating across dimensions."
The Stranger Things They Carried
Mike carried Eggo waffles for a girl named Eleven. They were not love waffles, but Mike Sheets was hoping, so he carried the box of Eggos down the ...
buff.ly
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share

star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
She's not a lap cat. I think she missed me
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Breaking: Household stress levels are at an all-time high
“They should do it the right way”
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.

(📸: prfctsabrinas | Twitter/X)
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Jonathan Harker arguing with the inspector about the lack of drainage in the front yard, Jonathan Harker taking stupid photos of a basket with a blanket folded inside it on a shitty concrete hearth for the Zillow listing, Jonathan Harker picking up his dry cleaning
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
y'all, they're auctioning off the ACTUAL BUSTS from the Muppet Christmas Carol

the way... the way i SCREAMED
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM