ginger ninja
@funkasarusrex.bsky.social
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how do those tiny arms reach the turntables?
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funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Oh I'm so glad I'm not the only new player who wanted a step on my mommy deck (I made a list of 300 cards and then made my partner make it make sense) moxfield.com/decks/bw7zhG...
Its Giving Nonsense - Commander (Esika, God of the Tree // The Prismatic Bridge)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Four legos, minimum, at random intervals throughout the day
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Love this for you, us former east coast (ish) kids deserve a cat-filled steady fall rain occasionally as a treat
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Apparently it's absolutely bucketing down in SJ in a way my partner has never seen before and I'm gutted I'm not there to experience it in the best way possible (curled up underneath the cats)
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Some guy got into the hot tub earlier with an open wound(!!!) and started asking people if they speak english and could teach him spanish. I offered, if he was willing to pay for the time, and when he got out in a huff at least the big crowd of aunties had a good laugh.
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Apparently! They're out here in some black rifle coffee-ass tees. Kid with them even had a "rebels" jersey on.
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
jfc estos hijos de la chingada
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
I heard you say "I can't believe she doesn't speak English" about the housekeeping woman! Bitch you're in another country! One where they speak- wait, let me check my notes- oh yeah, Spanish!
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
My favorite game is only speaking Spanish to people wearing shirts with US flags in Mexico.

You thought you were safe with the ginger! You're not, bitch! Stop wearing military-styled shit in another country!
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amandawtwong.bsky.social
But I am just a plain simple menswear guy
Plain simple Garak in a tuxedo
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
I always thought of the Borg Queen as more of the Borg Project Manager, but then chose a better title
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Honestly this feels so much more likely!
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Me, dropping typos in English: whatever

Finding typos en español: debería morir
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
I am so excited to find out what Mexican ketchup chips taste like

(Yo sé que los adobadas no están sabores de tomatoes, pero el dibujo en la bosa se veo los mismo de las patatas fritas del kétchup en canadá)
A hand holds the bottom corner of a bag of chips. It reads "Sabritas: Adobadas" with am image of a tomato and chips on the bag. 

Sabritas is the version of the Lay's brand in Mexico.
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Currently on vacation without my fiance and this made me very sad about what I could be having if he wasn't genuinely afraid of leaving the country on a valid visa
onthecountof3.bsky.social
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funkasarusrex.bsky.social
I will never admit to my mother how much she stays winning by specifically not letting me join the youth group at the steubenville-aligned parish on the other side of town, but she does stay winning
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dianamonkey.bsky.social
"I loved Miss Piggy. We got on great... She’s a greedy girl. It was established in the script that we had, maybe sometime in the past, some kind of a fling together. And I improvised a line which never made it into the movie: “Once you’ve had pork, you never look back.” [Deep laugh.]"
michaelschulman.bsky.social
I absolutely loved having this long conversation with Tim Curry, whose memoir comes out Tuesday. He told terrific stories about, among others, Meat Loaf, Ivana Trump, John Huston, Truman Capote, and Miss Piggy. What a life! www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Tim Curry Does the Time Warp
The actor and singer discusses the origins of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” his relationship with David Bowie, and the joy of working with Miss Piggy.
www.newyorker.com
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
I'm out here nodding along with so many of your experiences bc they overlap with mine but this is the first time I've been stumped
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
wait Claire when did Adoration become en vogue in youth ministry? Did I miss it because I wasn't at the pro-stubenville parish in my deanery? Or bc the little old ladies at all hours of the perpetual adoration chapel at my parish killed The Vibe?
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
They're playing Piano Man while they load my flight and at least six people have passed me while quietly whistling or singing along. At least two people seated near me are humming.

Billy Joel is for everybody
funkasarusrex.bsky.social
Oh no don't tempt we with a good time
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withonel.bsky.social
That moment when the sauce spills out and runs down the flutes is so sexy it should be illegal