Louanne babe you look amazing

I love encouraging crimes in other people's houses while I'm trying to stop crime in my own lol

Good job, buddy!

My brain remembers him getting his dad on the phone for his surgery and saying "It's Hawkeye"

Yeah, regrets, but I don't know what you mean by "ww". Gonna mute you so I will never know (oh, no!), but in the future might I recommend figuring out what a convo is about before wandering in?

Gucci Premiere. I've never found anything else like it

my deepest condolences, I saw those comments this morning and wanted to hide

My family can shit on California all they want, but every single one of my cousins would kill to be able to walk to professional hockey games in December

Also appreciate the Sharks for letting me watch the Caps win 7-1 and then walk home with a hot dog

This tweet brought to you by the Caps game I'm at, appreciate the Sharks for letting me see the Caps for $25

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

Mango is just happy to be here.

I'm sorry you're trapped with this!

Oh no oh this is the worst option

This idea is shamelessly stolen from @mizujada.bsky.social, and it's the ultimate extension of us all passing the same $20 around to support things

Oh hell yes, I saw them testing it a few weeks ago and have been waiting for this info!

The average male height is 5'9", so it's perpetually confusing that so many claim to be several inches taller than that.

Although I will admit that the only reliably fun experience I had with men from the apps was with men shorter than me (nearly 5'11") try to defend a 6' height

All of us, apparently: