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*stands on crushed car* GOLDBERGGGGGGGG
Welcome to the Jungle, Guns N Roses
Straight Outta Compton, NWA
Maggot Brain, Funkadelic
Movin' Out, Billy Joel
Blue Lagoon, Masayoshi Takanaka
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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164. 'war canoe,' by emily carr, 1912.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Is "who had the better post-2008 output" a fight Star Trek *really* wants to have?
They let you post anything on this app. 'Alex Kurtzman
had hoes.' No he didn’t. That isn’t true.
Like, there's a lot of really mediocre/questionable Star Trek out there, but there's much less truly bad Trek than there is bad Star Wars since Disney took over
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I will now divine the Canonical Star Wars Tier List.

A Tier
ANH
Empire
RotJ
Rogue One
The Clone Wars episodes where Mace Windu and Jar Jar go on an adventure together
Every Hondo appearance
The good parts of TLJ
Andor

B Tier
The other Clone Wars episodes
Jedi Survivor
Fallen Order
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There are a thousand ways I could kill you, Charlie Brown. And 942 of them hurt.
Okay. Yes. We’re bored now. We’re all bored. But has it ever occurred to you, Charlie Brown, that the process which creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money?
Everything's in ruins, Charlie Brown, everything's been degraded, but I could say that they've ruined and degraded everything, because this is not some kind of cataclysm coming about with so-called innocent human aid, on the contrary, it's about man's own judgment over his own self, which of course–
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Crying Nut '말달리자 - Speed Up Losers [South Korea, Indie Rock/Pop Punk (1998)]
https://redd.it/11u8eya
https://youtu.be/31lkJso6G5U
Crying Nut '말달리자 - Speed Up Losers [South Korea, Indie Rock/Pop Punk (1998)]
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
🎶I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"🎶
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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The fact this site reflexively misgenders people (I’ve received this too) for having opinions it doesn’t like is one of its most truly appalling aspects
Fine. You all win. I’m logging off for the day because I‘m a big smelly man who’s also a Nazi and a bigot because I liked it better when Groypers didn’t have 1,770 nuclear weapons on hair-trigger alert. Feel free to brag in your discords about how my jimmies have been rustled and I was owned.
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
On SomethingAwful six hour probations consistently get posters madder than outright bans.
BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over Johnny Cash lyrics.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
New Vegas further killed player agency by making it canon that Marcus was brought along to the oil rig when no one who played F2 ever did that because he would get instantly killed.
"The Fallout TV show choosing a canonical ending for New Vegas is an insult to players by invalidating the choices they may have made"

That is a baby take. Go big or go home:

The mere existence of New Vegas is an insult to player agency as it relies on choosing a canonical ending to Fallout 1.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Part 3 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire you

Breastplate Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yeah sounds about right.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Rumiko Takahashi once got asked by a fan what would happen if Ranma got pregnant as a lady and her answer was “I don’t think about that and neither should you”
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A character in a cyberpunk work uses this to crash the mainframe and steal millions of cyberdollars from The Zaibatsu.
Sunsonic 986-II - Famicom with a built-in CRT.
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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'but thomas jefferson! I own slaves in the community!'
thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson
Jefferson is the most frustrating founding father lol He was such a piece of shit, but he was also right A LOT.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
$3.99 to Shonen Jump so I can get back on my bullshit.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
One of the many tragedies of living in Suffolk county is that there are surely important town and county positions getting decided but fuck me if it's hard to find information on them.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Talking to reporters, Essex County native Jason Voorhees says he endorsed Jones because he agrees with the Attorney General elect's platform of "viciously [REDACTED] your enemies."
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The only part of GT that isn't painfully mediocre at best and godawful at worst is the last ten minutes. In part because those last ten minutes mean that GT is *over.*

At least Super was capable of telling a goddamn joke.
Its fights are boring, poorly choreographed, and rarely build tension, supported by inconsistent (often bad) animation.

Pan is frustratingly useless, Trunks is a boring non-character half the time, and the individual stories of the first arc range from charming but derivative to dull.
Most people just hate Dragon Ball GT because they are told it is the accepted position. They know they need to think that & circle back with excuses which reach that end point. There are many who can articulate genuine problems but many more whose dislike seems forced and hollow.
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates these words appear: my name is ozymandias King of Kings, look on my works ye mighty and despair!

nothing beside remains
Vast and trunkless legs of stone $200
Half sunk shattered visage $150
Wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command $800
Hand that mocked them $3600
Pedestal $150

someone who is good at entropy help me budget this. No thing beside remains
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM