Fresno Fred
@fresnofred.bsky.social
*stands on crushed car* GOLDBERGGGGGGGG
🎶GOIN' UP TO THE SPIRIT IN THE SKY
IT'S WHERE I'M GONNA GO WHEN I DIE
WHEN I DIE AND THEY LAY ME TO REST
I'M GONNA GO TO THE PLACE THAT'S THE BEST🎶
IT'S WHERE I'M GONNA GO WHEN I DIE
WHEN I DIE AND THEY LAY ME TO REST
I'M GONNA GO TO THE PLACE THAT'S THE BEST🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
🎶GOIN' UP TO THE SPIRIT IN THE SKY
IT'S WHERE I'M GONNA GO WHEN I DIE
WHEN I DIE AND THEY LAY ME TO REST
I'M GONNA GO TO THE PLACE THAT'S THE BEST🎶
IT'S WHERE I'M GONNA GO WHEN I DIE
WHEN I DIE AND THEY LAY ME TO REST
I'M GONNA GO TO THE PLACE THAT'S THE BEST🎶
🎶I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"🎶
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"🎶
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
🎶I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"🎶
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"🎶
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Yeah sounds about right.
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Yeah sounds about right.
This is the face of a man who knows he's setting into motion events that blow up a family and create a supervillain.
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This is the face of a man who knows he's setting into motion events that blow up a family and create a supervillain.
Dio has known Jonathan for exactly 45 seconds and he's already superkicked his dog and decided he's going to blow up his life.
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Dio has known Jonathan for exactly 45 seconds and he's already superkicked his dog and decided he's going to blow up his life.
He. can't. keep. getting. away. with. it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He. can't. keep. getting. away. with. it.
The first Bluesky poster.
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The first Bluesky poster.
We're not even halfway through the first chapter and the son of a bitch is already aura farming to an extent once thought impossible by science.
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We're not even halfway through the first chapter and the son of a bitch is already aura farming to an extent once thought impossible by science.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about countless lives are ruined because Dio's Charles-Dickens-character-ass dad stumbled upon a crashed carriage that he immediately proceeded to rob.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about countless lives are ruined because Dio's Charles-Dickens-character-ass dad stumbled upon a crashed carriage that he immediately proceeded to rob.
And here's our star!
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
And here's our star!
We immediately get Full Blast Araki with this page of an extremely muscular naked guy and some exposition about stuff that is like 60% true at best.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
We immediately get Full Blast Araki with this page of an extremely muscular naked guy and some exposition about stuff that is like 60% true at best.
$3.99 to Shonen Jump so I can get back on my bullshit.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
$3.99 to Shonen Jump so I can get back on my bullshit.
"Orson Welles? The voice of Unicron in Transformers the movie?"
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"Orson Welles? The voice of Unicron in Transformers the movie?"
Instructions unclear.
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Instructions unclear.
This is weirdly fitting for Sven.
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This is weirdly fitting for Sven.