Fresno Fred
@fresnofred.bsky.social
*stands on crushed car* GOLDBERGGGGGGGG
He's wearing Jughead's hat and I feel we really need to bring that back in style.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
He's wearing Jughead's hat and I feel we really need to bring that back in style.
In this time of troubles, a nation turns it's lonely eyes to Cracked.
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
In this time of troubles, a nation turns it's lonely eyes to Cracked.
Also that Santa is real and he gives out weapons during wartime.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Also that Santa is real and he gives out weapons during wartime.
He needs to change his last name because every time I see someone praising him I do a double-take.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
He needs to change his last name because every time I see someone praising him I do a double-take.
A lot of people's conceptions of Reddit and YouTube comments are stuck in 2011.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A lot of people's conceptions of Reddit and YouTube comments are stuck in 2011.
There's a certain breed of academic and/or activist who continually conflates "state" with "nation state" and implies that the world was a stateless utopia before Westphalia.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There's a certain breed of academic and/or activist who continually conflates "state" with "nation state" and implies that the world was a stateless utopia before Westphalia.
THE RETURN OF HOBGOBLIN, this is like the fourth fucking time he's returned! God it's astounding it takes until the Clone Saga for them to bite the bullet.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
THE RETURN OF HOBGOBLIN, this is like the fourth fucking time he's returned! God it's astounding it takes until the Clone Saga for them to bite the bullet.
This is deeply out of character, Felicia would not interact with homeless people because they don't have anything she can steal.
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is deeply out of character, Felicia would not interact with homeless people because they don't have anything she can steal.
AGI: HUMAN FEUDAL SERFS WORKED 2420.87 LESS HOURS A YEAR THAN I DO
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
AGI: HUMAN FEUDAL SERFS WORKED 2420.87 LESS HOURS A YEAR THAN I DO
Your wastrel older brother spent half the family fortune sponsoring an "artistic" young man.
> Reprimand him and demand the money back
> give the young man even more money to stop him from talking about the "private salon discussions" he and your brother have
> Reprimand him and demand the money back
> give the young man even more money to stop him from talking about the "private salon discussions" he and your brother have
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Your wastrel older brother spent half the family fortune sponsoring an "artistic" young man.
> Reprimand him and demand the money back
> give the young man even more money to stop him from talking about the "private salon discussions" he and your brother have
> Reprimand him and demand the money back
> give the young man even more money to stop him from talking about the "private salon discussions" he and your brother have
Cut CP2077 side quest named "Know When To Hold 'Em" that halfway through even Johnny's like "wow this is really dumb."
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cut CP2077 side quest named "Know When To Hold 'Em" that halfway through even Johnny's like "wow this is really dumb."
That guy in high school who was really into hunting and kept talking about doing criminal justice in college.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
That guy in high school who was really into hunting and kept talking about doing criminal justice in college.
AI Olaf rattles off exactly what happens to snow in summer in the cadence of HK-47.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
AI Olaf rattles off exactly what happens to snow in summer in the cadence of HK-47.
All 20 Vitas in New York state aren't enough, we will need to requisition all 15 of them in New England and Pennsylvania to even begin to reach saturation.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
All 20 Vitas in New York state aren't enough, we will need to requisition all 15 of them in New England and Pennsylvania to even begin to reach saturation.
The Sicilian, with his Saracen blood,
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The Sicilian, with his Saracen blood,
Sometimes that Eminem album you got off Limewire was an .exe file for some reason and you just never questioned the command line that showed up for a split second when you opened it, because $20 was a lot of money to a dirtbag 18 year old.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sometimes that Eminem album you got off Limewire was an .exe file for some reason and you just never questioned the command line that showed up for a split second when you opened it, because $20 was a lot of money to a dirtbag 18 year old.
Frankly if it's just Lizza and Nuzzi who are Wild And Crazee Guys then that just makes the people circling the wagons around them even more pathetic.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Frankly if it's just Lizza and Nuzzi who are Wild And Crazee Guys then that just makes the people circling the wagons around them even more pathetic.
Okay hear me out: Spider-man on the Suicide Squad.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Okay hear me out: Spider-man on the Suicide Squad.
When I was a kid we pirates music and movies we liked because we wanted something and didn't want to pay for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwj...
Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing (Official Music Video) | Warner Vault
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When I was a kid we pirates music and movies we liked because we wanted something and didn't want to pay for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwj...
The "it's presumptuous to name yourself after two whole continents!" angle also confuses me. Why. We were independent first. If unified Central America was still around would Mexicans and Belizeans get mad at them about their name? Is every other country on the equator going to get mad at Ecuador?
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The "it's presumptuous to name yourself after two whole continents!" angle also confuses me. Why. We were independent first. If unified Central America was still around would Mexicans and Belizeans get mad at them about their name? Is every other country on the equator going to get mad at Ecuador?
Also "Yanks" just makes you sound like a stuffy British aristocrat, let alone that half the country would consider being called "Yankee" a fighting offense.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Also "Yanks" just makes you sound like a stuffy British aristocrat, let alone that half the country would consider being called "Yankee" a fighting offense.
Guy in Lesotho who gets really fucking mad about South Africans calling themselves that like Colombians get about Americans calling themselves Americans.
You fucks should've gotten independent first if you wanted dibs.
You fucks should've gotten independent first if you wanted dibs.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Guy in Lesotho who gets really fucking mad about South Africans calling themselves that like Colombians get about Americans calling themselves Americans.
You fucks should've gotten independent first if you wanted dibs.
You fucks should've gotten independent first if you wanted dibs.
All regulations are written im blood including the regulations that say, uh, you can built a three-story apartment building in a place where white people live.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
All regulations are written im blood including the regulations that say, uh, you can built a three-story apartment building in a place where white people live.