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Fraser Galbraith

@frasergalbraith.bsky.social

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"87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."

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DatNoFact @datnofact.bsky.social · 13h

Given the quality of the average LinkedIn post Microsoft's AI models are about to get a lobotomy.

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 17h

Microsoft-owned LinkedIn will be collecting your data to train AI models — starting today.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 16h

Anna Kendrick was once working in London and requested cider as part of her on-set breakfast rider. Cue much hilarity. Apparently the Yanks specify "hard" cider for the boozy stuff.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 17h

With added rage fuelled thrashing about because the Lords and the courts wouldn't simply roll over for him.
Not saying it's a good plan but watching Farage actually having to deliver would be comedy gold.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 17h

It's amazing what you can find in IKEA these days.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 19h

Free drinks for the reporter tomorrow who asks "yesterday you said you didn't know about the matter. Now that you've had time to inform yourself, what do you think?"

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 21h

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 2d

the Coldplay song Yellow is about cooking with turmeric

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Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

The Republicans have been promising a specific plan as an alternative to Obamacare ever since it passed in 2010. The promise is 15 1/2 years old now. That's probably why they don't seem very sincerely interested in it.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 1d

Two or three for me, depending on whether Prince Philip was at Balmoral when the infamous JE + GM log cabin photo was taken.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 2d

The book and the original film are superb. The 90s remake is dross and I'm still angry about the wasted opportunity that was the recent series.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 4d

Bay's finest work is his trio of early 90s Meatloaf videos, including an early Angelina Jolie role.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes it seems like there's an assumption from the police that each phone/bike theft is perpetrated by a novice making their criminal debut rather than the culprits being a relatively small number of volume offenders.

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 4d

Kash and Bongino being the dogs that caught the car and don't know what to do next has been one of the few joys of this year.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 4d

Sliwa calling out Cuomo for "slapping fannies and killing grannies" was the highlight of the campaign. It's funny even without the transatlantic discrepancy in the meaning of the word fanny.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 5d

was trying to work out why people were posting their passwords and then I realized it was potential Dutch electoral coalitions

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 5d

I give it six months before Anderson stands up at PMQs and asks "does the Prime Minister remember white dog shit?"

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 5d

One I saw recently that could be useful in so many situations:

I'm not one to complain usually but, I mean fucking hell. Come on.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 6d

It makes "Starmer bought a field so his disabled mother could run a donkey sanctuary" look like hard-hitting journalism.

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 7d

average us marshall kills three people factoid result of statistical error. us deputy marshall raylan givens georg who kills every third person he meets was an outlier and should not have been counte

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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 8d

I guessed wrong on my first attempt but my thought process of "that's got rather totalitarian vibes" was right.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 10d

A still from the movie Miami Vice, where Crockett is choking a kidnapper to death using his rifle. The kidnapper is captioned "a Greek salad with grilled chicken and gyro meat" and Crockett is captioned "me"

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 10d

Download iDo from the Appstore today!

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 10d

For a moment I thought you were still in the queue and there was someone ahead of you wearing slippers to the chippy.

Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 10d

On a bicycle.