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Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.
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I advise anyone who gets upset at the things I say or do online to read this scholarly article.
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
The dog would try and
Put it back in again.
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
The dog would try and
Put it back in again.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
The dog would try and
Put it back in again.
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
The dog would try and
Put it back in again.
Anyone else’s older brother have this cool game that he wouldn’t let you play?
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Anyone else’s older brother have this cool game that he wouldn’t let you play?
Look if they need an idea to make a Dr Who Christmas special appeal to 'The 90s generation' then....
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Look if they need an idea to make a Dr Who Christmas special appeal to 'The 90s generation' then....
Lovely little kid’s film for the holidays.
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Lovely little kid’s film for the holidays.
Don't forget the hangover deals after Black Friday.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Don't forget the hangover deals after Black Friday.
Stupid weak policy spindoctors are trying to make the catchphrase suffix ‘-nomics’ work for political cult-of-personality reasons again and I’m sick of it. I rememer Reagan’s team trying to popularise it back in the 80s. ‘ReagaGnomics’, what a stupid concept.
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Stupid weak policy spindoctors are trying to make the catchphrase suffix ‘-nomics’ work for political cult-of-personality reasons again and I’m sick of it. I rememer Reagan’s team trying to popularise it back in the 80s. ‘ReagaGnomics’, what a stupid concept.
The existence of the literary description ‘Cocksure’ implies the existence of another state of mind ‘Chickensure’. But I’m not certain what attributes that adjective implies. Certainly it fails a credibility test when you attempt to grinningly goof off ‘How do I get out of this chickensure outfit?’.
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The existence of the literary description ‘Cocksure’ implies the existence of another state of mind ‘Chickensure’. But I’m not certain what attributes that adjective implies. Certainly it fails a credibility test when you attempt to grinningly goof off ‘How do I get out of this chickensure outfit?’.
New award for Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
New award for Trump.
The advent of robot prostitutes foreshadows the elimination of 'the tart with a heart' in future literary creations.
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The advent of robot prostitutes foreshadows the elimination of 'the tart with a heart' in future literary creations.
I’m not paranoid but I kinda feel like I’m being watched for some reason.
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I’m not paranoid but I kinda feel like I’m being watched for some reason.
Much as I love the band Yes, I should say, stop referring to your album “Going For The One” by the acronym GTFO. When I refer to a Yes album by the term “GTFO” I mean Tales from Topographic Oceans. Because it can GTFO.
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Much as I love the band Yes, I should say, stop referring to your album “Going For The One” by the acronym GTFO. When I refer to a Yes album by the term “GTFO” I mean Tales from Topographic Oceans. Because it can GTFO.
Dragons, I am looking for to start a ladies’ erotic piercing and jewellery parlour in Laindon, it shall be called ‘Minge Bling’. £50,000 for 5%.
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Dragons, I am looking for to start a ladies’ erotic piercing and jewellery parlour in Laindon, it shall be called ‘Minge Bling’. £50,000 for 5%.
Some people have a kind of Stockholm syndrome going on with abusive ex’s and feel ‘weird’ not being under that mental stress but I think there should, by extension be a method by which you can acquire a mail-order Mother-In-Law to keep you on your toes once you split up.
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Some people have a kind of Stockholm syndrome going on with abusive ex’s and feel ‘weird’ not being under that mental stress but I think there should, by extension be a method by which you can acquire a mail-order Mother-In-Law to keep you on your toes once you split up.
Not saying my pirate friend exaggerates but he reckons he’s got a chest full of Spanish Triploons.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Not saying my pirate friend exaggerates but he reckons he’s got a chest full of Spanish Triploons.
“On average how many books a year do you read”?
Do instruction manuals count?
Because still Zero. I’m a man.
Do instruction manuals count?
Because still Zero. I’m a man.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
“On average how many books a year do you read”?
Do instruction manuals count?
Because still Zero. I’m a man.
Do instruction manuals count?
Because still Zero. I’m a man.
Surprised to her Tennessee is an American state, I thought it was just an adjective to describe Tim Henman.
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Surprised to her Tennessee is an American state, I thought it was just an adjective to describe Tim Henman.
Not saying I’m old but in my day ‘digital’ meant something you did with your finger.
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Not saying I’m old but in my day ‘digital’ meant something you did with your finger.
Banks that are not really banks.
Blood.
Sperm.
Phaser.
Ian M.
Blood.
Sperm.
Phaser.
Ian M.
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Banks that are not really banks.
Blood.
Sperm.
Phaser.
Ian M.
Blood.
Sperm.
Phaser.
Ian M.
Havent really paid attention to the F1 for many many years but are there still companies paying millions in sponsorship to have their company name embroidered next to Ayrton Senna’s left nipple so it always gets seen and millions of people know the name ‘Infineon’ for example but not what they do?
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Havent really paid attention to the F1 for many many years but are there still companies paying millions in sponsorship to have their company name embroidered next to Ayrton Senna’s left nipple so it always gets seen and millions of people know the name ‘Infineon’ for example but not what they do?
And now it’s time for The Gallery. I really love what Gemma, 10 from Newport has done with this, the detail around the nipples is exquisite. Perhaps less glitter next time though.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
And now it’s time for The Gallery. I really love what Gemma, 10 from Newport has done with this, the detail around the nipples is exquisite. Perhaps less glitter next time though.
Does it always have to be the full force-choke or could Darth Vader give you a force-shiatsu if he was in a sensuous mood?
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Does it always have to be the full force-choke or could Darth Vader give you a force-shiatsu if he was in a sensuous mood?
And so the dreadful pre-xmas cycle is doomed to repeat itself yet again. FB Marketplace full of ‘you can’t have a new XBox/Play Station unless you sell your old one first’ examples of either foolishly optimistic high prices or *smacks of desperation or proceeds of burglary* suspiciously low prices.
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
And so the dreadful pre-xmas cycle is doomed to repeat itself yet again. FB Marketplace full of ‘you can’t have a new XBox/Play Station unless you sell your old one first’ examples of either foolishly optimistic high prices or *smacks of desperation or proceeds of burglary* suspiciously low prices.
Yeah, work the shaft but don’t neglect the balls.
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yeah, work the shaft but don’t neglect the balls.
I’ve never been to a casino, I don’t have that kind of cash to throw for my own petty amusement, but I imagine they’re like those amusement arcades at Weston Super Mare but the coin pusher machines are £2 instead of 2p coins and a few Swatch watches on the pile instead of a crappy Timex.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I’ve never been to a casino, I don’t have that kind of cash to throw for my own petty amusement, but I imagine they’re like those amusement arcades at Weston Super Mare but the coin pusher machines are £2 instead of 2p coins and a few Swatch watches on the pile instead of a crappy Timex.