LightNews
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke
@rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
280 followers 180 following 7.4K posts
Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · May 11
I advise anyone who gets upset at the things I say or do online to read this scholarly article.
2 3 7
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 2h
Jamaicans enjoying the back seats of the coach. It’s a bus ting.
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 2h
My name is IAIN GODDAM IT.
1 1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 2h
Coupladeths

#SoftenABand
1 1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 2h
Campervan Halen
#SoftenABand
3
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 4h
You’re fisting my melon, man.
1 2
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 4h
I think you should lance it before it bursts.
2
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 4h
I ‘ATE THAT DUCK!
1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 4h
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only).

This li’l guy is my Inspiral.
3
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 4h
FIZZ BUZZ.
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 5h
Was it narrated by The Ghost Of Christmas Ass?
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 5h
Cry havoc and let slip the pogs of war!
1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 6h
Allow me to hashtag it up

Gary Glitter? Alvin Stardust

#cheapknockoffs
2
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 6h
Aibo? Tekster.

#cheapknockoffs
1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 6h
There’s always a cheaper, inferior knockoff version.

Transformers? Gobots
Garfield? Heathcliffe.
Elvis Presley? Shakin’ Stevens.

#cheapknockoffs
3 1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 6h
To assume makes an ass out of you and me. To consume, however…
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 6h
Toast rack?
1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
I mean, *really* had a good old Text?”
1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
Millennials in 20 years time: “When was the last time you sat down with your friends in a room and just *texted* with them?”
1 1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
No amount of Preparation H is going to compensate I suspect.
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
THE HILLLS ARE ALIIIIVE WITH THE SOUND OF GUNFIRE
1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
You’re both risking a sacking though. Worth it?
2
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
Does he shorten it for informal occasions?

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
1 3
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
Birth certified or just ‘fancied a change from ‘Andy’?
1
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
Oliver Twist: ‘Please sir. I want whores.’
2
rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social
Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 8h
I see you divined my intention then.
1