Björn W
@franbaren.bsky.social
Mat, sprit och lite arbetsmarknadsfrågor.
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Okay I have a question about this, and it's "why in god's name isn't this illegal"
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Okay I have a question about this, and it's "why in god's name isn't this illegal"
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[transylvania, police interrogation room]
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
November 9, 2023 at 7:19 PM
[transylvania, police interrogation room]
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
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no idea if this will be a good movie or not, I’m just ecstatic to see a poster like this for an upcoming movie — peak of the artform, IMO
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
no idea if this will be a good movie or not, I’m just ecstatic to see a poster like this for an upcoming movie — peak of the artform, IMO
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
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I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
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Great question @dmassey.bsky.social !
Whale sharks are filter feeders and (mostly) eat plankton. But they’ve been known to eat small fish as well. (Ignore the meme text on this GIF and look at the behavior)
Whale sharks are filter feeders and (mostly) eat plankton. But they’ve been known to eat small fish as well. (Ignore the meme text on this GIF and look at the behavior)
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Great question @dmassey.bsky.social !
Whale sharks are filter feeders and (mostly) eat plankton. But they’ve been known to eat small fish as well. (Ignore the meme text on this GIF and look at the behavior)
Whale sharks are filter feeders and (mostly) eat plankton. But they’ve been known to eat small fish as well. (Ignore the meme text on this GIF and look at the behavior)
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Imagine going in here oot yer nut
Shirokuro, a Japanese restaurant in NYC's East Village, where the interior mimics a hand-drawn black-and-white sketchbook.
December 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Imagine going in here oot yer nut
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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Copilot installed itself on my copy of Word.
I asked copilot how to uninstall it and it gave me instructions that can't be done.
I asked copilot how to uninstall it and it gave me instructions that can't be done.
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Copilot installed itself on my copy of Word.
I asked copilot how to uninstall it and it gave me instructions that can't be done.
I asked copilot how to uninstall it and it gave me instructions that can't be done.
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People who aspire to be academics: I wish to live a life of the mind
Actual academics:
Actual academics:
I have a weird question for the #bird people on here. Do you think someone could tell that a book was pooped on specifically by a sparrowhawk (or perhaps hawks generally) just from the feces? I'm looking at a 16th c. case where witnesses claim books were pooped on specifically by sparrowhawks!
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
People who aspire to be academics: I wish to live a life of the mind
Actual academics:
Actual academics:
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Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Found the best named law ever on Jane Austen's wiki
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I really appreciate how careful the Bluesky team was about making this process extremely secure and extremely optional
Contact importer just landed.
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I really appreciate how careful the Bluesky team was about making this process extremely secure and extremely optional
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
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This was truly a work of social media art
Do you remember this?
Back in 2019 *this post* caused quite a stir on social media.
Back in 2019 *this post* caused quite a stir on social media.
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This was truly a work of social media art
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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A friend on Facebook has just reminded me of the time I did the maths and worked out that Santa's life is a living hell.
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A friend on Facebook has just reminded me of the time I did the maths and worked out that Santa's life is a living hell.
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old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
My pleases-nobody sense of Return To Twitter Discourse is that the place can never return to what it was, and can never return to the idealized past version we imagine either, nor can that idealized past version be constructed anywhere else because it was always romantic self-regarding bullshit
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
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Elon Musk is getting straight-up outclassed by Chinese crank billionaires with equally insane breeding fetishes.
Ok this story is totally insane
Rich Chinese building armies of American born children via surrogacy
Rich Chinese building armies of American born children via surrogacy
December 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Elon Musk is getting straight-up outclassed by Chinese crank billionaires with equally insane breeding fetishes.
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you hate chomsky for posing with bannon, i hate chomsky for denying genocides going back decades we are not the same
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
you hate chomsky for posing with bannon, i hate chomsky for denying genocides going back decades we are not the same
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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Ändå speciellt händelse när Judiska församlingen av alla kommer så nära högerextrema miljöer så att Svenska kommitten mot antisemitism behöver rycka ut. skma.se/2025/12/komm...
Kommentar till Anna Nachmans förmildrande beskrivning av Salemmarschen
Bland annat Flamman har uppmärksammat att Anna Nachman, krönikör på tidningen Fokus, på sociala medier gillande har länkat till en text av en högerextremist och beskrivit den så kallade Salemmarschen ...
skma.se
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Ändå speciellt händelse när Judiska församlingen av alla kommer så nära högerextrema miljöer så att Svenska kommitten mot antisemitism behöver rycka ut. skma.se/2025/12/komm...
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I am one of today’s lucky 10,000 people, because today I got to learn this!
one of the reasons it's so hard to develop drugs to treat fungal infections is that fungal organisms and Homo sapiens are too biologically similar
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I am one of today’s lucky 10,000 people, because today I got to learn this!
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One of my fave niche history facts is how many loaded pistols your average highwayman had during a hold up.
We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.
Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.
Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One of my fave niche history facts is how many loaded pistols your average highwayman had during a hold up.
We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.
Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
We're talking four minimum on his saddle, then at least two in his belt. Ideally three or four.
Because fuck trying to reload a 17th century pistol on horseback that's why.
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Genuinely love whoever in aincient Mesopotamia decided that the correct shape for weights was ducks.
RETVRN
RETVRN
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Genuinely love whoever in aincient Mesopotamia decided that the correct shape for weights was ducks.
RETVRN
RETVRN