juux
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Not great, not terrible.
“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1. Snails
2. Twine
3. Hats
4. Crushing despair
5. Grout
1. Snails
2. Twine
3. Hats
4. Crushing despair
5. Grout
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1. Conspiracy theorists don’t exist
2. The circumference of your neck is the same as that of your combined ankles
3. Smoothies help you lose weight
4. The world was black and white until 1936
5. Pebbles are baby mountains
1. Conspiracy theorists don’t exist
2. The circumference of your neck is the same as that of your combined ankles
3. Smoothies help you lose weight
4. The world was black and white until 1936
5. Pebbles are baby mountains
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. Pee is stored in the balls
2. Swans can break your arm
3. If you swallow an apple pip, a tree will grow inside you
4. Chewing gum stays in your stomach for seven years if you swallow it
5. Alligators live in the sewers
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😌
1. Pee is stored in the balls
2. Swans can break your arm
3. If you swallow an apple pip, a tree will grow inside you
4. Chewing gum stays in your stomach for seven years if you swallow it
5. Alligators live in the sewers
.
😌
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 facts:
1. Snails
2. Twine
3. Hats
4. Crushing despair
5. Grout
1. Snails
2. Twine
3. Hats
4. Crushing despair
5. Grout
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bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
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SHAFT!
WHO says low taxes are making sugary drinks, alcohol more affordable reut.rs/3NgS5Qi
WHO says low taxes are making sugary drinks, alcohol more affordable
Sugary drinks and alcohol are not being sufficiently taxed and remain affordable, making it harder to tackle the chronic health problems caused by these beverages, according to two reports from the World Health Organization.
reut.rs
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
SHAFT!
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The REAL origin of that childish 'six-seven' phrase.
It was all Hawtrey's doing!
It was all Hawtrey's doing!
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
The REAL origin of that childish 'six-seven' phrase.
It was all Hawtrey's doing!
It was all Hawtrey's doing!
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
holy fuck it’s real
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It’s the 6 year anniversary of psycho cat really living up to her name.
January 10, 2026 at 10:13 AM
It’s the 6 year anniversary of psycho cat really living up to her name.
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oh no apple music no no no
January 10, 2026 at 9:30 AM
oh no apple music no no no
I have just heard the new Morrissey single
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his mouth open .
Alt: Dec is not amused
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January 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I have just heard the new Morrissey single
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oh fuck it, free to read www.patreon.com/posts/alrigh...
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
oh fuck it, free to read www.patreon.com/posts/alrigh...
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January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Explaining that it was normal in school to have a piece of chalk or a duster launched at your head if you weren’t paying attention/mucking about
And then having to explain why a teacher might have those things to hand
And then having to explain why a teacher might have those things to hand
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Explaining that it was normal in school to have a piece of chalk or a duster launched at your head if you weren’t paying attention/mucking about
And then having to explain why a teacher might have those things to hand
And then having to explain why a teacher might have those things to hand
