John Ix-mas
frogalapeche.bsky.social
John Ix-mas
@frogalapeche.bsky.social
Even he. ❤s Dr Who, Lit, darkness, 007, Gothic Horror. I teach English. Socialist. Conan-Doyler.
Nibbled to death by an Okapi.
Attempting re-entry.
I invented the term 'Tillblerone'.
Release the Virtual Murder dvd!
"World's most correct man" 2024
Pinned
Escargone.
"You CAN see The War Between the Land and the Sea, it's over there between the land and the sea."

#RussellToveyFuckeAFysh #TWBTLATS
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by John Ix-mas
I can highly recommend the CFF film The Man from Nowhere (1976).

It's a 1hr children's film that plays out like a cross between M. R. James' Lost Hearts and The Amazing Mr Blunden.

Some terrifying moments for a CFF production. Directed by James Hill of The Avengers fame.

Try and source a copy.
June 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
OK, I bought my son (who's at uni and didn't have room for his big telly) a USB/laptop projector.

He's a film fan and loves the cinema experience.

I heard about this budget model and took a punt. It's amazing - bright, quiet and clear, even in daylight.

Here it is showing a bluray onto a wall.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
TFW you listen to a bit of Maximus Pettulian...

#DOCTORWHO
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
'The War Between the...'
NOT EVEN IF YOU

'And The...'
FUCKING PAID ME TO WATCH IT.

#DoctorWho
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
@robwords.bsky.social
Really enjoyed the your 'dog/big' video. I have a possible avenue of exploration re: 'BOY'.

In this vid about Suffolk topolect, it mentions how 'BOR' (Alright bor') sounds like 'boy' but is a corruption of 'BAUER' (farmer/farmer's lad/peasant) - 7:14.
youtu.be/hS4o48WgUKw?...
Suffolk dialect with Charlie Haylock
YouTube video by Suffolk News
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I've never watched a Tarantino film twice.

Take out the star names and pop music, remove the secondary, appropriated traces of other people's cool cultural works that his films wear as a shield to mask their vaccuity, and you're left with several filmed records of badly scripted/plotted acting.
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
When did the 'ice bucket challenge' begin?

24m 20s

Bloody hell.

youtu.be/dngpBCJIBM4?...
Not On Your Nellie (Series Two, Episode One: Brief Encounter)
YouTube video by Traillblazer
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There was a time when meadow, grove and stream, the earth, and every common sight,
To me did seem Apparelled in celestial light,
The glory and the freshness of a dream. It is not now as it hath been of yore.
Turn wheresoe'er I may,
By night or day.
The things which I have seen I now can see no more
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
There once was a bee that sat on a wall.
The bee went 'buzz', and that was all.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*Niche mode activated*

I was just watching my dvd of CHANCE IN A MILLION and thought s1 ep6 was on FILM.

Not just film, but because I had my bluray player set on 24hz for films, I thought it was a colour telerecording...like those weird Benny Hill ones.

It wasn't.

*Niche mode deactivated*
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Vodka has been poured.
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Alcohol poisoning notwithstanding.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Lewis Hamilton fans all season...
#F1
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"They ran off in the direction of Pudding Lane..."
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Suspect 1.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Her: "Did you leave out the mince pies, ale and salted pork for Father Saruman?"

Me: "Yuh."
Just received a Xmas card from my wife with THIS on it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I almost feel slightly happy to be alive knowing that this actually happened.
Just received a Xmas card from my wife with THIS on it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Just received a Xmas card from my wife with THIS on it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Reposted by John Ix-mas
And I thought Roger Moore and Frankie Howerd visiting kids in hospital dressed as Father Christmas was the most festive thing I'd ever seen...
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The green plastic bag in the top-right corner is the most interesting thing about this image.
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Dear Americans and their penchant for using the utterance 'DANG'...

Stop it.

John Ix.
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Just remembered I made this about a year ago.

#DoctorWho
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM