John Ix-mas
frogalapeche.bsky.social
John Ix-mas
@frogalapeche.bsky.social
Even he. ❤s Dr Who, Lit, darkness, 007, Gothic Horror. I teach English. Socialist. Conan-Doyler.
Nibbled to death by an Okapi.
Attempting re-entry.
I invented the term 'Tillblerone'.
Release the Virtual Murder dvd!
"World's most correct man" 2024
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I thenk yow!
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A closed library???

Dark times. Hellish dark.
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
'Artist's impression'

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Condolences.
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How many fucking pairs of socks is Skywalker wearing???
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Watching Chance in a Million.

E4- still bloody funny.

Blethyn just beat Burnside in bollocks.

Blurring due to pressing pause too late.
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I want to say that the Grauniad is trying its hardest, but...it isn't.
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
With circumspection.
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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'I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.'
July 27, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Hell's horses!
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What's 'spotify wrapped'?
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"Yeah, but that was LAST year's news."
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM