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@zellishrows.bsky.social

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Here for the laughs not the misery. Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · Jan 28

Omg. My trainee at work just sent an email to a client called Angus but accidentally missed the G out. It won’t recall.
I can’t stop laughing. Ten minutes now and I’m still crying.
‘Thanks Anus’.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah I’m not surprised! Tbh though, it’s very rare we get snow these days. Our winters are getting milder every year.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 8h

What utter bastards!!

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 9h

Hahaha. Fantastic.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 9h

😂😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 14h

Hahaha even better!

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 14h

Went into one last month that was completely empty at lunchtime, with no reserved notices on the tables and they said, ‘Sorry, we don’t take walk ins’. Last time I go in there.

Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19h

Just tried to go to a cafe, the doors were open so we went in. They said, Sorry, we don’t open until 10, can you wait outside please? I checked the time, it was 9.59.

That level of unwelcoming pettiness is not a place I want to spend any time.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h

You’ve just described Man Flu.

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15h

Felt my partner wasn't giving me enough attention, so feigned an illness, moaning all the time coughing, pretending to shiver. Worked a treat got two days of laying around unlimited cups of tea and food on demand. Not even sorry

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h

😂

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 15h

😂😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

I would’ve gone with the sticky toffee pudding but that looks fab.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Or me when I put me Spanx on.

Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d

Your mam in bed, etc…

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Emma Payne @fedbybirds.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw a pigeon walk in to a pet shop. Not sure if it was giving itself up or shopping or what

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha.
Funny story though, found out today that it’s not a semi dye, it’s permanent!! I have to wait for it to grow out. 😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

It’s ok for you two, since I started testosterone for HRT I look like this now:

a man with a mustache and a bald head is standing in front of a tree .

Alt: a man with a mustache and a bald head is standing in front of a tree .

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Crazy isn’t it?

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah tbh, I reckon vintage is probably a good bet. I’ve just repaired a 1980s one at the Outlaws’ and it sounds great. You can still get all the needles and belts etc online.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Haha I have no idea!

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Ah that’s weird. Teen is a music producer and he uses it to sample old vinyl. Maybe it doesn’t sound great with speakers then?
He runs it through his pc so maybe that’s why.

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Likewise 😂

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Haha. It’s just age.

hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no amateur 😂

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hellish @zellishrows.bsky.social · 1d

Not by me 😂