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Jan

@falcondalejan.bsky.social

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Unpaid carer of D23. Formerly a photographer, blogger, Bristolian, renovator, tradesunionist. Scared of animated bears. 📍Yorkshire. "Hold your opinions lightly" 🍺📸✝️🍰🎻🎶♻️ she/her

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 12h

Delighted to report that I have successfully deployed Fish In The Car against chuggers in Dorchester town centre.

Twitter: Dan Sheehan @ItsDanS...•1d
One time a grocery store clipboard guy was going too hard so I said "I've got fish in the car" and the weird level of specificity shut the whole interaction down.
Now I use it all the time. Can't talk, fish in the car. Works even better if you're not at a grocery store honestly.

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Matthew Sweet @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social · 1d

On Sergelstorg baht ‘at

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Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 1d

Not a guarantee obviously, but people I've spoken to are not experiencing side effects from this year's concoction.

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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Some excellent replies to this dweeb.

El Intrepido rides again @el-intrepido.bsky.social · 1d

What IS legal in the UK in terms of self defense?

Throwing Hands?

I read there was a knifing recently - how can Brits protect themselves?!?

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Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 2d

It's autobiographical, that one. She's on social media more than she writes books. Her other surname is Doyle.

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Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 2d

I'm impressed with that Lego set.

Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 2d

A poem in book titles.
#SundayPixBooks

A pile of books. Titles are The Parent Trap. Four to Fourteen. Kids Jokes. Blame My Brain, the amazing teenage brain revealed. What can the parent of a teenager do? Carry on, Warrior.

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Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 3d

All Saints Day, so why not?
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All Saints - Pure Shores (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by RHINO

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Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 4d

Brrr. Tis the season to switch out salad for roasted veg!

A colourful mix of roasted vegetables including shallot and carrot.

Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 5d

Poaching quinces in the slow cooker. I hope this works 🤞

Diced quince pieces in liquid, in a black bowl.

Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 8d

The bsky logo has been given the bevel and shadow treatment in Photoshop. It must have taken the art dept at least 3 minutes.

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Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 8d

This is urgent! It's the top trending fundraiser in the UK right now, but time is ticking to save baby Ollie.

Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 13d

I came across a GoFundMe for baby Ollie, who is facing a serious heart condition. The NHS can't do the lifesaving surgery, only Stanford (California) can. Please consider clicking the link below to donate or share his story with others. Thank you for your kindness! gofund.me/2273a8f6b

Donate to Help Save Baby Ollie's Heart, organized by Jasmin Roberts

Ollie’s Story My baby boy, Ollie, is just 13 months old. At only two weeks old, he was… Jasmin Roberts needs your support for Help Save Baby Ollie's Heart

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Jan @falcondalejan.bsky.social · 9d

Finished Riot Women ont iPlayer. I'm so glad the ending made me smile because despite the laughs, I did lose sleep over the darker parts. Highly recommended but trigger warning for some male violence. FWIW I'm wondering why nobody has ever asked me to be in a rock band. That's a head-scratcher!