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@juux.com
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Not great, not terrible.

“Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden
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the fuck bro?
My stupid cat
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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And remember…
Success comes in #cans. Even Kriss Akabusi agrees.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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And wouldya look at that? What are the chances, eh?
An #cans, about to be poured in my face
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Looking pretty Silent Hill out there
View from my work restaurant. It’s gloomy and misty, with bare trees and blocky buildings
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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“lmao musk u fanny”
Spaceship and two astronauts on Mars Text reads: The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Kind of a reverse Kikini Bamalam?
Kikini Bamalam from Toast of London
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Accept cookies pop up
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Not after that budget!
Angus Deayton taking time out of his busy cocaine and hookers schedule to host popular TV panel show Have I Got News For You
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Jensen Huang rn
Comical Ali denying everything
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Fixéd 💅
The display of my resurrected PerfectDraft
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Marc Almond saying “YOUR BLOCKED!”
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Puhleeze. Put your toy tools away. This is real man stuff.
Me in 1998 during commissioning of a gas pipeline in Qatar
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Pint + 🔥 = 🥰
A Guinness and a roaring fire in a pub on a cold winter’s day when it’s snowing outside
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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So, no draft beer for me until I fix it. Hopefully Christmas won’t be cancelled.

Have had to resort to emergency #cans
All the gubbins pulled out of the back of a PerfectDraft machine. And a can of Veltins. In my kitchen. My wife will be so pleased.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Perfect draft stopped working. Display fully lights and flickers every second or so.

Fan OK, motor/pump OK, peltier OK.

Power supply? 😬
Some filtering electrolytic capacitors in a power supply. Their tops are slightly bowed out, confirming that they are indeed shagged (it’s a technical electronic engineering term. look it up)
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Ahh, the rarely seen triple scam account

Celebrity impersonation ✅
Creepy replies to women ✅
Crypto/hacking bs ✅
Tom Jones impersonation account, posting likes they are Tom Jones Tom Jones impersonation account, doing ‘hello dear’ replies to women only Tom Jones impersonation account, replying with crypto trading strategy and game hack tool links
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Me as your bsky therapist
Scully off of X Files holding up her credentials which simply say ‘I don’t care’
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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luv 2 b @ a gig
Some great fucking lummox who manoeuvred next to his gf then stood there like an Easter Island statue. Seriously mate
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Mmmm, such perfume 🥰
The aftermath of my dirty, dirty pre-gig Burger King
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Gen AI, ladies and gentlemen. Gonna change the world.
A screenshot of a news article about Wetherspoons opening its first pub outside of the the UK in Alicante airport, Spain. Despite this being clearly referenced at least four times in the text, the ‘helpful’ AI suggestion at the bottom is “Where is the pub located?”
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Friday
A smug-looking Ryan Gosling wearing shades and holding a slice of pizza The caption says “When the company didn't increase your paycheck, but you promoted yourself by working less for the same salary”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Oh mate it’s soooo good
Some lovely ‘Nduja penne rigata in a white pasta bowl, covered in Parmesan, fresh basil, and black pepper
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Come to papa
Some ‘nduja
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Oooh forgot about this
iOS reminder about a Wolf Alice gig tomorrow night that bought a ticket for and then forgot
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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This is what social media used to be, eh? ‘Microblogging’, my grandmother used to call it. We can get it back, if we want.
That mad old bat interviewed on BBC News back in Brexit Times. “Grow our own food, make our own furniture... bring it all back how it used to be.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM